you know what month it is right?~ Should mommy be expecting a present?~ ♡

Why tf did this scare me mid scroll

Hmm~ why did it scare you ?

I genuinely dont knowwww😭, its like 12am

Im seriously gonna start barking

I’m waiting~

BARK BARK BARK ARF ARF RUFF RUFF ARF ARF ARF

Crazy Twitter pull

I'm still watching on loop and I'm officially in pain-

🥵😍🥵

idk how long i could last

Yes, a clean home, a hot meal and kiss ( really wish I had a wife to say that too but it's nice to get practice for the future. )

I'm very confused

Arff Arff >\\\<

Yeah I'm following.

Gulp..

I ummm can get you chocolate

Don't tell me not to be dumb, because you don't know what lengths of stupid I will go to

Well you sound very trusting and supportive. October being important?

Hm? What's so important about October?

No