You need to send yourself to Hell immediately

"Can you tell me the first time you killed a person as a sniper" "lol, yeah. It was a child."

lmao he’s the worst. “also i would like to declare that we never found hitler in south america but they forced us to make 5 seasons”

Woah! I just shot a kid in this story I made up in my psychotic brain. Clear

“What’s your first sniper kill” “It was this kid with a gun but I didn’t know it was a kid and it turns out his gun didn’t work anyways I put it on my wall” America is so fucking cooked

This guy is the Liver King of Navy SEALs.

He just "unintentionally" went around telling people he had a BSV and wrote and entire book that was so gay and full of lies that it gave everyone AIDS.

It’s weird that is the jumping off point to his new career. “I killed a kid. Here’s my take on tax policy.”

Im not proud of sniping a child, that’s why I specifically took a war trophy from his corpse after his head exploded

He actually still has the 11 year olds eye ball still in a jar on his desk to remind him war is bad 😔

I want my soldiers to steal valor, sorry you can’t handle a little lie to win a political campaign. 🍋🎉