You ok Maga?

This reminds me of my nine year old after he watches an action movie and has to show me his awesome fighting skills. 🤣🤣🤣

Why doesn't he just use the knife first, and skip all that patty-cake'n?

Hahahaha, this is great. Like an older version of Napoleon Dynamite doing Rex Kwon Do.

This dude will be the next one to start a fight with a teenager and get knocked the fuck out and then cry about how savage people are and start a gofundme

He thinks people fight like this?

If those are that man's fighting skills he's gonna get his ass kicked. Just an observation.

I love these clips because they all seem to think they’re gonna encounter a stationary target that will just let them do whatever….it’s hilarious

What a waste of duct tape.

These are some sick mfkers.

MAGA Wing Chun dummy.

They are not OK. They are not prepared. They are not going to make it.

No, they’re not.

Has anyone told him there’s a way to unsheath a knife from your left hip, without using your left hand and switching to your right, where an entire step can be skipped?

Hahahahaha - He’s ready for anything that tripod throws at him 😂

No. They're deeply not okay.

And just out of view is an incredibly embarrassed wife.

😂🤣😂

Who is this machine!! He the next Segal

Have some respect for this man. He’s the 1987 Pat-A-Cake world champion

Well, if we are ever attacked by a tripod wearing pvc old coffee cans a globe and a paint can. I guess ole Clitus the fetus will be ready. Why did he hug it???? He wanted to play some broke back mountain shit I'd bet.

Fastest gun in the West side of his cul-de-sac

Jaw dropping WTAF??? HA HAHA HAHAHAHA BAHAHAHA BAHAHAHA gasp for air 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Took him 5 minutes to get the knife out of his wal mart jeans.

🤨😳😬 Trump’s Army 🤩👍

One of my favorites:

Is this suppose to be Kung Fu, or Wish Fu, or Wishful Thinking Fu?

Chuck Norris move over MAGA has a new Weapon! TrumpJitsu... the worlds most lethal Fighting System based on the many years of Donald Bone Spurs Trump faking he's a tough guy..

The Pythons did it first and better

Meal Team 6 ready to roll 🙄🖕🙄

I think this guy is ready for the jazz hands world championship. That, or his local bitch-slapping bar fight.

He could have just asked for consent...

He’s so fast, I only had time to untie, then retie my shoe three times.

The most pathetic part is he constructed whatever the thing is he’s attacking.

Oh! More MAGA mating dances!!

And now, Fail Gribble will demonstrate the "Shhhh baby, you know you wannit." move.