"You shot it all, Private."

Yall can’t recognize sleep deprivation

How did this happen drill sergeant? Never gets old lmao

"How did this happen, drill seargent?😢😢"

Sleep deprivation training is a bitch. Not everyone handles it well.

"Babe, how are there no more white monsters in the fridge?" "You drank them all, Retard."

Looks inside the mag a couple times, still confused. He could be a professor at Cambridge.

I love the drill sergeant trying not to crack tf up.

The barely supressed laughter gets me everytime

Later that night.

They say there’s a minimum IQ required for enlistment, but this test determined that this is false…

80% of the US Army is adult daycare and I'm probably being generous

Found him.

“How did this happen, Sergeant?”

I suddenly feel less sure about our national defense.

Clearly, he needs to replace the medicine in his glasses.

Is this an "awake for 72 hours" military thing or.... other reasons.

@LackTact I can smell the benefits claim already

This guy's rank is now at least Major. Or maybe he's now a Commander in the Navy.

What a dumb fuck. Give them permanent kitchen duty as a cook.

Give this man a fullly automatic mop-and-bucket

LOL, HOLY FUCK, when I was in the Army there were some true morons, but seriously , no one that stupid... scary they issued him a weapon

Bro spent his childhood using infinite ammo cheat on his video games

Having enlisted in 99, I couldn’t imagine having to face my Deill Sergeant under this circumstance. I would have wished instead that I had one additional round. For myself.

"Carl is a wiz with small engines and whatnot..."

That private sounds like he's been awake for 3 straight days and needs to sleep

This is why I LAUGH when people ask "you think you can take on the government"? Yeah. Yeah, I do.

"How did this happen drill sgt" Has literally lived in my head everyday for the past decade

Lawyers defending California’s Assault Weapon Ban say this is impossible. The pistol grip lets them keep shooting multiple rounds even without a magazine.

You've shot it all private! "OH" ...... F Thats what did me in.

We need to start IQ testing EVERYONE in the military.....

Imma save this next time I’m arguing with some dipshit when they say “we’ll have the U.S. military go after you!” *average soldier* 👇👇👇