You will never hold a cat again after watching this: 🤢

Bruh, what do you think an immune system is for? I kiss my cats.

If you look close enough at anything, it is gross, then beautiful, then gross again, then beautiful in successive layers until we reach nothing. This is the same with the human psyche.

Have you ever seen a closeup on your own eyebrows?

Yes I will. Mew mews are the best

Cats are full of parasites including toxoplasma Gondii that kills you and causes cancer. When I tell people to do a parasite cleanse I am not joking.

You just made me shoot my two cats

Even the cleanest human body still has a forest of bacterial grossness on its surface. Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it's not there. And we have IMMUNE systems for this very reason.

Billions of critters live on human skin. I’m holding my cat rn he’s the best dude ever

Those are vinegar eels: this is retardation for clicks and viral content. Unless your cat has been swimming around in mother-of-vinegar, you can wipe its feet all day, and I promise you won't see vinegar eels wriggling around by the dozen.

Anyone know where the nearest Haitians are I need to get rid of something.