You wouldn't deploy Java to Vercel...

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bruh has it even been a day?

Time to switch PS1 to the triangle

im going to go ahead and bet that vercel will unleash your inner shitposter and your account will 10x in the next 6 months mark this tweet

You can’t talk me into Java… been there since the first beta Great language, terrible ecosystem (just like small talk!!)

Thats the most java ui ever

Ah, finally, moving to the JVM 😊

Brings me back memories

You going to be in the city frequently?

Yes! You should come visit Vercel HQ

As a paying customer I would expect no less.

the other failure mode is after deploy. app says green, but the CDN still serves old assets for twenty minutes. build finished, users are still on yesterday’s frontend.

Bruh chill

Next up C++