You'll never guess what beer he's reviewing

Up the Hammers

What team do we reckon he supports then? Assume it’s either Chelsea or he’s more rugby

I reckon he says Chelsea but more of a Sarries man

Pretty Bang Av going straight into my vocabulary

Trying to decide who was in more coke, the presenter or the cameraman. Jesus fuck!

I wish to respectfully distance my club from Fosters.

He says “The West Ham” like it’s “The Arsenal”.

@_andrewkerr_

They've gentifried my guy, west ham used to mean something smh. Knock down that olympic faff of a stadium, bring back upton park