Young man makes the argument for why he wants to go to prison

He is either going to have a really good time in prison or a really, really bad time in prison. I’m not sure yet which one, but he definitely wins the stupid award for the day

He is gonna be a bottom b!tch in about 30 seconds after he gets to prison. Butt, maybe that is what he wants.

Did anyone tell him that in a male prison, he would be prime Jail Bait?

Can you blame him, free bed 🛌 free food 🍱 your own gym. No taxes, all the entertainment you want. You even get visits from admirers if you commit a big enough crime and get famous 😒 We need our prisons to resemble more of other nations to make it so you DON’T want to go.

I knew it existed. But now I’m nauseous 🤢

Why is "showering together" at the top of his list 🤔 😭

This is what’s wrong with the new generation they want everything for free

@realDonaldTrump Maybe we outsource ALL prisons outside the US then after they serve there they are welcomed back El Salvador Mexico Russia Iran We need a deterrent 😆

That dairy faced thing is going to be the cell block bitch

Sounds like a good argument to bring back mandatory labor in prisons.