Your Bird ™️ Top 40 (40-20) part 7

Your Bird says she can’t drink on an empty nose

beware of geezertastic imitations it’s the Wild West out here

Your birds got nothing against ‘em she just don’t like ‘em.

Yer bird gets JCB socks cus they’re comfy

@YelnatsNCFC @COYGLineup we made it, get in

Your bird can perfectly time "...smoke weed everyday" I fucking win.

bravo

Your bird makes Your bird jokes

Your birds learning Albanian on dualingo

Your bird has got an industry link for creosote

This is like soooo so so so not funny in any way and I personally think you need to be lobotomised if you find this in any way humorous

You are so fucking stupid and complete scum I am infinitely intellectually superior to you. You are the absolute shit on my shoe and your working class life suburban life is hilarious to me. You absolute untermensch.

sweet 🤣 can’t see you meeting a decent bird like this mate

Be quiet subhuman. Your bastardised mongoloid genes are a stain on a human race, and the mere concept of your lowest quartile brain reproducing repulses me.

Your bird leaves her steelies at the front door for everyone to trip over