Your cat doesn’t love you

Your dog will mourn you.

You deserve to be unemployed—not for what got you fired, but for this

Wow... You lost me on this one.

Trying too hard now. Ease up.

Odds of being killed by your cat are low--but it's never zero.

Well, you’re Jewish. So of course you think animals don’t have souls. You don’t even believe gentiles have souls. 👃🏼

All beings have souls

If my cat eats me when I die why the hell would I care. This girl went from cool to just forced and tiresome.

This gimmick got old in approximately 36 hours, congrats on your 15 minutes of fame it will be back to linkedin next month

this seems forced. "let me say some shit to upset some people because this how people make money now, we say shit. we contribute nothing to society, we just say shit online"