Your drop-off notes are silly, specific, and necessary. Because your address is playing hard to get to — and we’ll do what it takes to deliver your fries hot. Reply with your funniest drop-off note and #sweepstakes for a chance to win a Magnify My Address kit. Bigger numbers... means fewer Dasher side quests. No Purchase Necessary. 50 US/DC (excl. NY & FL), 18+. Ends 07/25/25. Rulesshow more

Do not be alarmed by the ferocious barking of the attack dog. He's a 14 lb chihuahua with no neck and he probably placed the order, tbh. You only need to be scared if you forgot his fries. #Sweepstakes

he's a gentle mini giant! as long as you have his fries!

Where are my fries?!

#Sweepstakes dasher always go to wrong address gps always messes up out here or the service is bad. Thought I was a poet

Please leave order on counter in carport but don't be alarmed when a skeleton falls from the ceiling when you walk up. It's meant to scare off the burglars.😜💀#sweepstakes

It's the apartments next to the bowling alley parking lot but not the ones straight across the street. It's right across the street from the fire station. Please leave it in the chair on the porch, not on the porch because when I open my door it will hit the food! #sweepstakes

😮‍💨 that's a mouthful!

Please don’t knock, my dog is a asshole. #sweepstakes

I know our Dashers are grateful for the warning! 😂

Warning⚠️ Hungry Man Inside. #sweepstakes

"PROCEED WITH CAUTION 🚨 but also we're just really excited for this delivery💖"

If you hear loud noises don't be alarmed my dad just likes to listen to all his action movies at the loudest possible volume level. #sweepstakes

DoorDash pal, stash my food behind the gnome by the porch—he’s the only one guarding my tacos from sneaky raccoons #sweepstakes

Please don't knock i have three dogs its annoying lol #sweepstakes

Leave your damn porch light on

It's the last house on the left... #sweepstakes

Hand it to customer Please leave with the front desk and tell them it’s for me. #sweepstakes #doordash

So our address (corner house) ALWAYS shows up on navigation as being across & down the street. We've now bought colored outdoor lightbulbs & decorate outside for every holiday, so we can put in the delivery notes "corner house with blue lights & decorated." #Sweepstakes

#sweepstakes if there is a kind looking middle aged man in the yard when you come to the door, do not engage, thats my dad and he will talk to you for hours.

Go up the driveway past the squirrel on the mailbox, The cat judging you in the window, The birds tweeting hello in the tree, The nosy neighbor staring out her window, The rabbits hopping by the bush by the door where the gamer teen will greet you with a "Sup Bro" #Sweepstakes

We have surrendered your acquired loot. Don't let your booty get snatched. #sweepstakes

#sweepstakes On the main road, not in an alley! Lol They keep getting sent down an alley in the back of my house and even though I always have specifics in my notes. Some don't even read it! 😂🤣😂

I am hungry with no food here #Sweepstakes 😅

The house with the special lights. #sweepstakes

Please, read my comment. Please, it’s been 2 weeks and I still haven’t been paid.

Drop it like a bad habit

Warning ‼️ we are hungry so don’t stick around😂 #sweepstakes

If there aren't dogs losing their mind at you through the window, you're at the wrong door #sweepstakes

I'm in the little red trailer with the little red van on the right in the little old folks trailer park even though I'm not a little old folk. Watch out for my little dog though. He's on a little cable but he's a savage. #sweepstakes

"You might want to buy glasses before delivering to my address." 😂 #sweepstakes

No dogs at this property #sweepstakes

#Sweepstakes just leave on porch I can see you through my doorbell and I am watching you ha ha just ding and dash it'll be ok

We're smoking weed. Don't knock/ring. You'll wake up the kid’s! #sweepstakes

Man did all that for $4 too 😝

Drop off my hot food anywhere . Where it's best for you because you never know where there is a mean dog that got out of their yard and running around . Thank you and stay safe 😁 #Sweepstakes #doordash #doordashdelivery

One time a photo of the Dairy Queen Blizzard delivered to me was left on a neighbor's outdoor table in my apartment complex. #sweepstakes

Leave at door Calls me yelling "Why did you put my food on the ground? That's not sanitary"

Don’t let the dog fool you, she’s well fed and gets allllll of the attention #sweepstakes