Your friend who just got a dog

Help pay for my therapy after playing this character for 3 straight weeks!

"The dog doesn't mind" fuckin got me 🤣

The reveal it is a doberman is perfect.

You missed out the clothes... why do dog people put clothes on their dogs? They have fur.

I'm in this tweet and I.....m ok with it.

Excuse me, madam. It's a "puppacino" thank you very much.

“It’s great! It’s covered in hair…!” :)

When did you start impersonating my sister?!

I enjoy taking my dog to a dogpark populated by people who don't understand dogs at all - which is every dog park.

Perfect 🤣🤣

This is so accurate! 🤣

@MarkSwithin

yes. exactly. but what do I know, I have two cats

It's entirely possible we are experiencing this in our family. 😏 This earns you an instant Follow. 😂😂😂😂😂 If I discover later you actually do subscribe to the "pet parent" blathery, I will ditch you with equal speed.😬 I'm here for the mocking.

Speaking truth to power.

@Pasogator 'sit.... SIttt... '

I'm scared to ask what this person things of people with hamsters as pets.

@Danny_Belcher

🤣🤣🤣

Watching as I lay in bed with my dog. 🤣🤣🤣

Ooooh. Dog owner here. You nailed it.

Watching this as a cat person certainly was an experience. Cheers from your fans Salem and Pendle! I know all you see is a shiny black mass (heh) but I swear there are two sleepy kittens in there!

*unfollowed*

I feel seen

@PatSchilling best content.

Oh god this is me 😂

Hahah this is me!!!

@Athena 😂🤘