your mp wants to meet you

"I tend to get a little bit, um..." Genuinely thought you were going to say, 'handsy.'

Horace Batchelor fans are going to be upset with the Keynsham pronunciation

The brilliance of your silent, speaking eyes is fantastic!

The timing of your delivery is spot on as always.

😅 🤔Call me suspicious, but will you actually read it?

Or you’ll get your secretary to retrieve the piece of paper and maybe reply in a week or so 😂

But Labour are going to put a tax on meet, so meeting will be illegal!

My God! You don’t drive yourself do you?

STUART! I'M HERE WITH MY PAPER, BUT YOU DIDN'T SAY WHERE EXACTLY ARE YOU?!? I'M LEAVING IT UNDER A ROCK OUTSIDE THE KEYNSHAM LEISURE CENTER! PLEASE GET BACK TO ME, YOU'RE DOING A TERRIBLE JOB AND IF I'M HONEST I'M ANGRY WITH YOU!!!

Thanks for reaching out.