You’re both genetic dead ends congrats

Imagine a 2000 year bloodline ending because someone wanted more snacks from Costco.

50k says she cheats on him and gets pregnant

He just wants all the snacks to himself

They're in their 20's, time humbles and changes everyone in their hedonism

“we’re gonna buy all the snacks in bulk that we want” yeah we know

Can I just respectfully say well played to big bro because he’s batting wayyyy outside of his league

The amount of hate among X-ers towards people who choose not to have kids always surprises me. One would think we finally reached the state of civilisational development when social norms do no matter that much but I guess we're not there yet

“We’re dinks - our ability to contribute to the good of the entire history of humanity is void by orders of magnitude for instant gratification of our own minuscule slivers of life 😀👍”

The dinks is a great name for a sitcom where they slowly realize their own nihilism

Literally nothing wrong with not wanting to have kids, why are so many of y’all mad? 😂