You’re God to him

Seems like Jeff been getting special deliveries from everyone in the neighborhood.😂😂

ngl i wasn’t expecting this level of chungus 😂

I don’t think Jeffrey needs any more burritos

Looks nice, but the dude is just fattening up a snack for the local coyotes.

Aye this nigga eating better than me slide me that basket

send down some Ozempic

Wish Heaven would Lower Down a big old burrito of blessings ON ME- FOR SURE

Looks like he might need to cut back on the food delivery a tad

He’s not even taking it home the fat fuck! What an absolute Unit 🤣

Tough life for him He can’t even explain to any of his friends or enemies how good he has it. He has to eat every bite in silence.

Wilfred Brumley has reincarnated into a ground hog.

“Take a hit of that buddy”

Bro when he saw that burrito

@GRReynolds3 My little Alfie who used to visit, he would sit and wait

I can relate It starts with I'll do it once 4+ yrs later everyone thinks you wear furry Raccoon ears No clue why @trashincrisis @Airyfairy451 @AussieDusterTaz @Georgiek420

"And lo, Jeff raised his eyes unto the sky, and from there came forth a burrito in a golden basket"

This is how I imagine God delivered Mana to the Israelites.

I think you might be feeding jeffrey too good because he is way chunk chunk 😂🤣

That’s one phat groundhog.

I spent SO LONG trying to guess what animal he was feeding and I just did not expect a FUCKING BEAVER LMFAOOOOO

Now eat the fattened wood chuck

Stabler I love him. Now I feel like I have to make him one of those. HAHA

Man, if a big basket came out of the sky with cheese enchiladas in it, I'd be suspicious but eventually I'd just say "Yeah, God wants me to have these."

Clearly this relationship has been ongoing for some time. 😂

This thing is going to have 0 defensive capabilities by the time a predator sees him 😭

Omg, I have to tell my pops about this!! He's had a groundhog on his property for years! Perhaps it'll stay away from the vegetable garden if we stuff him with fruit burritos!!!

Moses of the groundhogs eating the manna.. Books will be written about this.

That's a very lucky groundhog. They may be destructive but you could tell that little guy was really looking forward to it. Life is hard for every living thing big and small so i think the good carma will definitely out way any negatives. Good positive vibes ✌️

This is how cargo cults started

Jeff is gonna get too fat to fit in his den.

Might need one of those burritos mane

Thats awesome