You’ve been pouring your beer wrong this whole time:

Yes it’s called gassing the beer. I learned it in Germany. The beers hit way better with this method, and no bloat

Dumb Sorry, I don't want to wait 15 minutes to drink a beer. I'll just burp and move on.

Beer drinkers who don't like a good burp are kind of light in the loafers.

Yea if you eat a paper towel. Who the fuck wants flat bear though? Gross. I’ll do the boss pour. Thanks anyway.

I’m assuming it should never be consumed straight from the bottle/can by this logic.

Depends on the beer, different beers are meant to be enjoyed in different ways. Pilsners? Have at. Creamier beers/ales? Nah. Do that to a Guinness or a Harp and you are a nutcase. 😂

I want the stomach bubbles, That's what I'm paying for.

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My Father was a high functioning alcoholic and taught me the second method and I will always use the second method.

so no shotgunning?

Split the difference. 1/2 rim pour, tilt glass to 90 degrees, finish pour. This isn't difficult.