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Zero acceleration. Donkey

10,066,590 views • 2 months ago •via X (Twitter)

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S.2 months ago

I'm astonished they fell for another Garnacho Athlete with zero feel for the game with zero value created in final third where he was atrocious vs Juventus (that's why they didn't sign him)

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S.2 months ago

Pre season Chelsea fanbase would buy any ponzi scheme

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Obafemimoebus2 months ago

Sometimes I’m ashamed to be a Chelsea fan. Not because of our board, because of our fans.

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Lord Commander2 months ago

He's a fullback ffs, what's wrong with the you lot

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ftblmarco2 months ago

Bro lost 1v1s to boga in both sides of the pitch ✌️

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Jamo 🪖🐐2 months ago

That means this boy is good and will deliver for Chelsea, you hate ballers and hype bums like badiashile, disasi, ugochukwu, mount , Gallagher 😂😭

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ZACK!2 months ago

Too much FIFA career mode spoiling these kids calling themselves fans.

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Chelsea Army2 months ago

You are a disgrace of a Chelsea fan....I pour spit on you.

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S.2 months ago

Can't afford the plane ticket let alone the Internet connection, you're tweeting from McDonalds WiFi

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Dark2 months ago

“Another Garnacho” This a FB playing high, were you expecting prime Neymar highlights ye sped fuck ?

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S.2 months ago

Language

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S.2 months ago

Acceleration is 0-10 yards Speed is 10-30 yards Learn the game The market for players who can accelerate is extremely competitive. Vinicius. The market for slow as fuck players who run fast on 30 yards is the biggest heist in professiona football transfers

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S.2 months ago

Twitter :

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Joaquin2 months ago

Donkeys only would rate footballers based on acceleration.

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S.2 months ago

On brand he hasn't got any

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LÀW2 months ago

Take on fail comps for a full back

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Saad 🇲🇦2 months ago

Basically Marcos Alonso 2.0

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Paul Docherty2 months ago

This cunt looks like he’s never played before

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🌬2 months ago

Your nans in the fucking ground mate

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S.2 months ago

Tel hasn't dribbled anyone past since he played wingback for Rennes U19s. It's not like Palestra is a good defender either. Look at him : he cannot turn

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John Balfe2 months ago

Zero acceleration? Here he is with the award for the fastest player in Serie A. Must look nice alongside his Italian Defender of the Year award.

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Midey 🍫2 months ago

Marco Alonso was slow as hell but he's still one of the best fullback in the prem calm tf down

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François Citron2 months ago

Aiuto mi avete taggati in tantissimi, grazie a tutti. Davvero. INSIEME.

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sheffman.2 months ago

Just imagine, already crucifying the young talent when the season is even yet to get underway. Some fans just have problems.

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S.2 months ago

Yeah gives me the ick

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franco2 months ago

cucurella cant accelerate either, you dumb fuck, there way more than acceleration in football, even if you are a fullback

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shivam2 months ago

People hating on a boy who is just getting started in a new country under a completely different manager and footballing philosophies is so disappointing.Give him some time he will do wonders

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Mark ✝️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ⭐️⭐️2 months ago

Youre too much of an idiot to see most of this highlight real was good

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Tokyo2 months ago

I’m sorry, are you calling our best player so far in preseason a donkey

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RoadTripMoments®2 months ago

I read the entire comments section to know who this player is and ...

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S.2 months ago

Remember when the fanbase was horny because Marc Guiu posted thirst traps on instagram and Barcelona forgot to remove a 5 million release clause? It ended with Sunderland cancelling the loan after 3 weeks 😂😂😂

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RAFA ⚽️🚀2 months ago

Who the fuck is this?

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Anon2 months ago

How was this lad getting so much hype lol Looks atrocious You'll be selling him next summer

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🧌2 months ago

Tf He was the best Chelsea player yesterday

S.'s profile picture
S.2 months ago

That's why we lost

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Miles #SURVIVINGEGHBALIWINSTEWARTSHIELD2 months ago

he cant past boga bonito😭

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Mark Maher2 months ago

He literally recorded the highest average top speed in the whole of Serie A last season..... but ya zero acceleration, whatever you say 👍

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Salvatore Burrata VII2 months ago

@FrancoisCitron

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Gent van Kobu2 months ago

He has very long legs. He is like Alonso, the left back. Good players, but very mechanic. They're not accelerator, but they have good runs in long distances. He needs open play changes.

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