地铁上遇到女中豪杰，一口干完1瓶白酒，自称能喝2斤半白酒～

这酒咋过的安检？

肝脏说：好的，感谢你提前我的退休年龄。 心脏说：别介啊，你走了，我都蹦不动了。 肾脏说：我直接罢工。

既然是拍片，大爷的话能有多少可信度呢？我就是不信她能这么喝，这不是酒

粗鄙

介个姐姐在哪儿嗨

然后酒精肝酒精上瘾股骨头坏死，这辈子有了

保守了，应该不低于三斤

这娘们

这样的人才怎么可能吃馒头呢？

喝的时候是水，给大爷剪辑就是酒

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