虽然它已经尽力伪装，但依然逃不过吃货的眼睛！

"foodie" Chinese really will scrape congealed shit off a log and call it high cuisine

华夏饮食虽然食材范围广阔，但有着严格的筛选、处理、烹饪体系，对于排泄物类物质，从古至今都不会纳入常规美食范畴。很多小众珍稀物产，更多是药用、香用价值，并非大家认知里的菜品。

LEAVE him alone bro ,his mom is not at home he is crying don't you see what his mom will do if she can't find his son please human being kind

能看得出来你心地很善良，十分体谅孩子和母亲的处境。独自哭闹的孩子本身就缺乏安全感，如果家长发现孩子走失，内心必然会万分焦急、恐慌。

You are right 👍

伪装得很好

伪装的最好也逃不过被吃的命运😭

1. 真的看不出来啊 2. 这个真有人敢吃吗？

吃！毫不犹豫的吃！

Might be a lot more appetizing if it didn't have tetanus hanging off of it from the knife.

哈哈。这是顶级生物的智慧🤣

这种顶级生物还是算了吧，最后还是逃脱不了被吃😂

顶级的是人🤣

这种什么蚌😳

这不是蚌😧

那叫什么？

@lvjin1993 Oyster

@lvjin1993 I get it,Thank you!

就是 🙄

伪装好的可能更好吃点😂

这竟然是一只生蚝？ 不看到最后，我都想不到。

打桩的木材都是机器处理的，怎么可能出现突起？

I got tetanus from watching this

这到底是什么？

可以吃的，我不喜欢吃，所以不知道😂

Đây là con hào

If you eat that you will need a tetanus jab for the tool you're using.

@benjaminhopton would be all over that

Quelle sorte d'huître est-ce, @grok ?

A true foodie doesn’t eat of a random pylon, with a rusty ass 1/2 hatchet. Oysters filter 51 Gals. per day, you should have left it there! and support local aquaculture…

你踏马的就差这么一口？？它都伪装这么好了

找到也不容易，也是智商交战😂

Is that really what I think it is? My foodie senses are definitely confused, but I’m laughing at the attempt to disguise it! 😂"

Abalone, if you know you know. By far my favorite seafood, we get the red abalone here in CA...well we used to be able to gather them until the Department of fish and game made it illegal to harvest them.

我的天，这伪装的也太好了！😲

@truth_scan is this real?

Seem so yum

Omg what in the world is that? 😳

这都给你找到了

Yeah keep messing around and will cause the next pandemic again

刷了半天的X gz就她的主页能打✈️了 @yeyebbw 9l

Tôi cũng đã từng ăn những con hàu sống tại chỗ như thế này, ngon ngọt và tươi lắm nhé các bạn ơi

It wasn't "trying" to do shit. It was just living it's life until it was killed for pleasure