🚨#𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: 𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮 𝗜𝘀 𝗦𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗲𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗜𝘁𝘀 𝗖𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘇𝗲𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗕𝗲 𝗪𝗮𝗿-𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘆

Basic skills to survive in India: Stay Loyal to a Party. Unfathomable Dodging skills (Police can beat you anytime) Ultra Instinct (Bridges, Airport Ceilings, Road can crumble any time)

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Exactly we are worst than any war torn country

That’s a brutal roast, ngl… very well written.. 👏🏻 👏🏻

@tjoseph0010 We're ready for chemical weapons too. What harm can those do when we have survived 2000 AQI for years?

It might sound sarcastic, but nowadays I feel the BJP itself is a Chinese funded organization to crumble the power of India. Our leaders have sold everything to Adani and ambani. The gap between poor and rich has increased in the last 10 years. Something is fishy.

“even if some country attacks us tmrw, our citizens won’t even notice a difference in our lives” 😂🔥

And Congress is training its social media team to get acquainted with perpetual burns... 🙄🤔😂

Im truly worried if @BJP4India wud repost it !! Bhakts have already started reposting!! Sarcasm is not in their blood! Pls put a hastag 😭😭😭

never felt so good ..we are being training for greater good ... wow ! Wow ! Wow !

And doing nothing to stop population growth.. its secretly planning world take over where every one will be indian only.. chod chod ke khade karo 14000 corer ki farak painfa hai

India’s defence ecosystem is thriving: • BGMI Academy – Weapon training for citizens. • ABP News University – Military strategy & geopolitical diplomacy courses. • X (formerly Twitter) – Freelance defence procurement advisers for domestic manufacturers. Self-reliance achieved. 🇮🇳

This not satire! 😂😂

Good jobs kiddo Unless your generation wakes up and asks difficult questions the politicians will leave this country impoverished and barren Keep it up

I thought all this was due to incompetence and corruption but this is another masterstroke by Modiji @sabyaster

Non biological is training the citizens for biological warfare. 😀

You did not bow in the end like the guy in The Fauxy hindi 🤭. Jokes apart the sarcasm is 💯 on point.

Okay. Now do the parody version.

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damn never noticed.

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Just a normal day like an increased #LPG price today 🥳🥳

I had no idea my survival instincts were this powerful.

Best one from Fauxy 🔥

Proud of this country and its citizens they are literally ready for anything 😅

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That's why India is not for beginners 😆😀😆

For Biological warfare we are already expert with polluted air, river ganga, thanks to fssai we are already ready on food side too.

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WTF who the hell is running this channel kindly someone report this handle and creator IT cell or police report 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

@nagakishore981 edi chudu Anna

True. Looks like you’re also starving for daily dietary needs in India.

Fauxy is such a great account 🤣

Damn man..