𝗖𝘆𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗹 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘀 🐐

I like him. Doesn't hide. Handles the pressure and criticism, can miss two sitters then bang in a worldie all in the same game.🤣

More rollercoasters than Blackpool

- All I Knew

Every touch, an adventure.

Looks unstoppable there 😂

Some of the goals he’s scored away from home in Europe have been unstoppable. Might be the most dangerous version of any player ever.

He had about 4 goals v Hibs last year that were unreal

Impossible to sum him up in under 1000 words

I fvckin hate him, but love him! 🤣😍🤪

Would love to see them all. It’s an insane collection for sure. We’re still a worse team with him in it 90% of the time though. A true enigma.

Not so long ago he took to the field to resounding choruses of boos. Wait a minute he's now a world beater.