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๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ Dan Bongino Dan Bongino with an absolute FIRE message to the FBI Leakers out there: BONGINO: โ€œA message to these FBI leakers who are out there trying to stop Director Kash Patel from his initiatives to clean up the government and institute broad accountability for a lot of the weaponization that happened before we got there. Let me make this quick. You guys and ladies doing this are filth. You're garbage. You're an embarrassment. You disgust me. I was proud to have worked there. I worked with some amazing people to the guys and the ladies out there with dirt under the fingernails out there, you know, pulling pulling bank robbers, drug runners, terrorists off the street, CCP spies, the VCAC squads working against violent crimes against children. Thank you for everything you do. I mean it. It was an honor to work with you to the scumbags out there leaking to the media bullshit stories and lies, you know, or bullshit to try and get Kash out because you don't want to go back to doing your job. I'm really sorry about the language here, but you can go fuck yourself. I can't. I despise you. You are if I see these little slugs outside of my house, sometimes you are a lower form of life than the single celled organisms that can pollute people's body. You disgust me. You absolutely disgust me. I was talking to a friend of mine last night about this. This topic came up. These just the endless. It's not that even the stories have in any air of authenticity to them at all. You guys just want him out because you don't want to do your freaking jobs. You don't. You want to sit on your fat asses,collect the government paycheck, collect a pension and do nothing and hope a liberal Democrat President comes in so you can get back to targeting people. You're gross. You're gross. I'm glad we got rid of a ton of you. I know some of you like ticks are hiding because you don't have the balls to stand up and go on the record. Anonymous sources say grow a pair of nuts and put your name in the story. You won't because you don't have any balls. Your kids and your parents are embarrassed by you. Your last name will go down in infamy. You are a horrible, genuinely horrible piece of human waste. That thing that comes out of your rectum, that's why that's you. That's you. You disgust me. I'm embarrassed you had the same badge either because you didn't earn it. You didn't earn it. Sorry, folks, for the language on that. I really am.โ€ FBI Director Kash Patel

MAGA Kitty

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Carlos Estรฉvez recalls how a scout humiliated him and called him a โ€œpiece of shitโ€ (Written and translated by Master Flip) โ€œI went to this Pirates showcase. They told everyone you had to be there by 10 a.m. to sign in, and I was like, no problem, weโ€™re out early. I rolled up way before that, ended up second on the list. Perfect spot, right? They put me in super late. I threw maybe six pitches total to two Cubans. Got a strikeout and a fly ball to left. Solid stuff. I felt good. I saw the big dawg, the legendary scout whoโ€™d signed tons of ballplayers, walking over, and I thought, here it comes. Some real feedback. Heโ€™s gonna see what I got. Instead, in front of everybody, โ€œWho brought this piece of shit here?โ€ In front of everybody! My heart dropped. Then he kept going: โ€œGet this piece of shit out of here.โ€ This was a major league scout with a long track record, though heโ€™s out of baseball now after some ugly situation. I was expecting pointers like โ€œClose out your delivery more, kid, letโ€™s see what happensโ€something to build on. Not that! Iโ€™d been there since 7 a.m. on a Sunday. Iโ€™d been grinding all week throwing sessions, I come here and throw 6 or 7 pitches and this guy comes here and tells me that? I walked off the mound, sat down to switch into my running shoes, and the tears just came. Big ones rolling down. I felt crushed. Then Josue Herrera, a Pirates scout, came over, tapped me on the shoulder, and said, โ€œBig dawg, get up from there and go run. Youโ€™re gonna be a big leaguer one day.โ€ Man, I still get goosebumps thinking about it. He said it straight up like that. I laced up, hit the field, and ran my foul pole to foul pole routine and did it 10 times straight. Only this time, I was angry!โ€ ๐ŸŽฅ Abriendo Sports

Phillip Feliz | Master Flip ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ด

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Just a kid from Newark Ohio with a dream to be a MLB pitcher. Crazy to think a kid from Newark was going to in the Major Leagues for 14 years. Thanks my lord and savior for blessing me with the ability to get where i was. Having two amazing parents of Rick and Wendy that helped push me every single day and made sure i not only worked on sports abilities but made sure to keep my focus on work and growing closer with god. Canโ€™t thank them enough for always being there not only in the good times but the bad times as well. Greg. Thank you for being the brother you are. From kicking my ass cause i stole your jersey to playing some baseball with the folding chair strike zone in the front yard. Grateful For always being around you and your buddies playing the game of baseball. Grateful for you always being there and helping even into my big leagues and acting the same as if i was still at Highschool and going over pitching. Texas rangers, Ranger nation and my teammates. A true blessing to big in this organization with the best fans around. To have this organization believe in me. Select me in the 2009 draft at the 25th round and be able to climb through the system with coaches such as Keith Comstock aka my dad , Danny Clark - as he state before Iโ€™m not there to throw. Iโ€™m there to fucking pitch, Terry Clark - helped a lot with my mental game and pushed me, Bobby Mother fucking Jones - a damn great leader and extremely grateful. Many more coaches through out that system that Texas did and has done a great job to help mold us pitchers into what we are today. To the training staff. Thank you so much for everything you have done to keep me on the field and helping me when I did get injured of helping me get back on the field asap. You guys got to watch me grow up and help me the longest. A unreal group and grateful for the knowledge and help you brought to keep me on the field. Mike Maddux- i canโ€™t thank you enough for all the constant help and prep you should me. Taught me so much to improve my game and was always there for me. Learned so much from you. Ron Washington aka my dad. You have been a literal father to me. To this day we still keep in touch and continue to learn from you. Showing me how to go about my business , getting the most out of me and was never afraid to speak your mind. You have been an icon to me, a leader and unreal father figure to me. You are the fucking man. And as you said before sometime thatโ€™s just the way baseball go. Ranger nation no words will ever express how grateful i am to have put on that uniform for you. The way you guys showed up for us from day one i got here. Specially in that 138372 degree heat. You guys are an unreal group and an so thankful for you love and support of my career. Thank you so much.

Derek Holland

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I got a chance to ride for the first time in a Tesla Robotaxi in Dallas. I came here for the midterm RNC convention. I hopped on the orange train line from the airport, but my train station was closed off for the president, so I hopped out before getting there and took a Robotax the rest of the way. My first impressions: The app works flawlessly. Similar to Uber, it gives you a nearby pickup point that's a short walk. It's really easy to order, and my Robotaxi arrived within minutes. You can see on your phone as the Robotaxi is coming to your location, so you always know just how far away it is. This makes it much easier to spot it. The doors automatically unlock once you approach them. And it waits for you till you get in and hit the start button. This gave me a moment to get my bags in and catch my breath from the 102ยฐ Texas heat. My phone was boiling from how hot it was, so I couldn't record the Robotaxi pull-up, but the AC was nice and cold in the Robotaxi and I was able to cool down my phone in a minute so I could record. The Robotaxi drives extremely smoothly. Think of the best driver you've ever met in your life who knows where everything is at all times, drives cautiously, and always keeps a good distance from other vehicles just in case. The cornering and turns were very smooth. Some people claim they have a bit of anxiety riding the Robotaxi for the first time. I had zero anxiety whatsoever. I had full faith in Elon Musk that what he put out is really good. The ride is a fraction of the price of an Uber or Lyft. We are talking prices so cheap it starts to approach public transportation. It's a little bit more than public transportation, but it's a lot more convenient to take a Robotaxi. I have a feeling when the Robovan comes out, it'll do to public transportation what the Cybercab will do to taxi services and cause costs to come down significantly. I can see why Elon bet big on the Robotaxi and Cybercab. Elon is 10 steps ahead of everyone, and it's not even close. Never bet against Elon.

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Most impressive and memorable Songkran ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿงธ: can you believe that I used to play Songkran in Silom (a well-known street in Bangkok for playing Songkran) for two years? But my dad was there too, I wasnโ€™t there by myself. I was there with my friends from school, and the parents were all behind us. My dad would shoot (water gun) people whoโ€™d shoot me. ๐Ÿฆ‹: dad is protective ๐Ÿงธ: yes! Iโ€™ve never had anyone dabbed powder on my face. I donโ€™t allow it to be touched as Iโ€™m very protective of my face. Iโ€™m mainly focused on spraying the water. This year Iโ€™m not sure where Iโ€™d be playing or if Iโ€™ll play, but letโ€™s wait and see because I might pop up somewhere to play or I might just be sleeping at home. โ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ.. ๐Ÿฆ‹: on the back of a pickup truck in/around Chiang Mai moat (famous for playing Songkran in Chiang Mai) and got to have ice as well (in the water). Went all out! I used to be a real fan of Songkran, but since Iโ€™ve grown up, Iโ€™m likeโ€ฆthere are very few days of sleep for me, so I feel like on days off Iโ€˜ll just sleep. ๐ŸŽค: spend time with your family ๐Ÿฆ‹: yes, I tell my mum and dad to stay at home and sleep. โ€˜Letโ€™s sleep at home. Weโ€™re not going anywhere, weโ€™re not gonna get stuck in traffic. Weโ€™re going to stay home.โ€™

Shez.

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CC Sabathia says he gave up a $500,000 bonus to protect a teammate who had been hit by a fast ball the inning before โ€œThey put a bonus in my contract. I think I needed like 140 innings to get 500 grand extra. Iโ€™ve been pitching well. We go into Tampa. Iโ€™m cruising. Iโ€™m like, โ€˜Iโ€™m getting this. Write that check.โ€™โ€ โ€œThey threw a ball up in in at my catcher, Austin Romine. And I know baseball, so I knew that came from the benchโ€ฆ I come out of the dugout and Iโ€™m ready to go and retaliate. So we come back out, everybody comes out. Gardy comes to me. Heโ€™s like, โ€˜Bro, donโ€™t do it.โ€™โ€ โ€œI was like, โ€˜Just be ready to fight.โ€™ Thatโ€™s all I told him. Their catcher comes up the next inning and I hit him with the first pitchโ€ฆ When I was walking off, in the moment I was like, โ€˜Fuck, I donโ€™t know if I made the right decision.โ€™โ€ โ€œI go up and call my wife and she was like, โ€˜That was the dopest shit I ever seen in my life.โ€™ I was like, โ€˜All right, I made the right decision.โ€™โ€ โ€œI was just trying to show, this is how you take care of your teammates. My team was young. Luis Severino in there. Judge was young.โ€ โ€œThis is how you set the standard. This is how you treat your teammates no matter what. Donโ€™t matter about the fucking money. You go and you do what you got to do for your teammates and everything else will work out.โ€

Josh Chambers

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Here is the actual GOP candidate for President of the United States attempting to say something about Mark Zuckerberg which is literally all I can figure out from this 90-SECOND LONG SENTENCE. ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ โ€œSo Mark Zuckerberg called me first of all he called me a few times she called me after the event that he said that was really amazing it was very brave and you know and he actually announced he's not going to support a Democrat because he can't because he respected me for what I did that day I think what I did maybe was a norm to me it was a normal response but I was called by Mark Zuckerberg yesterday the day before on this same subject and he actually apologized he said they made a mistake etc etc in the correcting mistake a Google nobody called from Google one of the things I do in a show like yours you you show you know you see them Fox but what you really see it is all over the place they take clips of your show that you're doing right now with me and if I do a good job they're going to vote for me they're going to vote for me because it's not just on Fox it's on Fox is a smaller part of it you're on all over this those little beautiful cell phones you're on you're all over the place you have a product you have a great product you have a great brand so you have to get out you have to get out you have to do things like your show and other shows and Google has been very bad they've been very irresponsible and I have a feeling that Google isn't going to be close to shut down because I don't think Congress is going to take it I really don't think so Google has to be careful now I will say this I believe Mark Zuckerberg he called me so he called me a lot they are working and I think they fixed it but what can he's not doing what he did four years ago with the five hundred million dollars I don't believe.โ€

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In Set 9, I was Top 10 in BoxBox Bootcamp. There were 36 minutes until elimination, and I only needed 5 LP (a 4th) to make it to the cutoff. By a stroke of luck, a queue pops with 33 minutes left on the clock. A TFT game is typically 35 minutes, which meant I would have to surrender to end the game prematurely to get the 4th rather than playing it out I played out of my mind and did not say a single word for 32 minutes straight, and I found myself fighting for a Top 4 with 5 HP left. The guy in 5th had 3 HP, so in this last round, I just needed him to die with less units killed. I hit a necessary 5-cost Aatrox on my LAST BIT OF GOLD and my board spikes. The best case scenario happens, I get a <2 unit loss, my opponent takes a 4 unit loss. I see my chat in my peripheral vision going crazy because I realized I was gonna make the cutoff with less than a minute left. With adrenaline pumping and "I have to forfeit ASAP" in my head, I type /ff... But... because I didn't wait for the death animation to finish, I surrender before the next round comes. When you surrender in TFT, your health goes straight to -99. When I saw the results screen, I froze. My limbs were cold from the nerves, but I didn't even feel it. I looked at my screen in despair, as I had just witnessed the end of my bootcamp run. The clip below is from my only TFT upload on my channel. In Set 14, I got #2 in the Bootcamp and lost by 1 game's worth of LP. #1 grinded more, wanted it more, and improved like a beast. I could only respect such a gallant victory. (shoutout niamocha) Thank you BoxBox for giving me these chances to compete. I will change my fate this set.

Kariyu

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๐Ÿšจ Rick Harrison (Pawn Stars) with a cool story about Trump. โ€œDonald Trump is the most amazing man on the planet. When Biden was president and my son died, Biden didn't call me, but Trump did. OD'd from fentanyl. I blame Biden and the entire administration. They let that stuff in the country. People have always asked me what's my favorite Trump story. 2018, I was supposed to introduce him at a rally here in Vegas. So, you know, I show up and I go to go backstage. And mind you, Trump wasn't there yet. He was still on the road. Secret Service goes, not on the list. And they threw me into the public at a Trump rally. Oh yeah. And I was getting mobs. We ended up having to leave. You know, I was pissed. I was so pissed that when I dropped my son off at home, you know what, I'm gonna go to the bar. I'm gonna have a drink or two. I'm gonna go calm down. Right as I'm leaving the house, Senator Heller's number pops back up on my phone in my truck. Like I said, he knows my voice. He knows my mouth. So he just goes, Rick, before you say a word, the president would like to talk to you. And Trump gets on the phone and goes, Rick, I just want to say I am sorry. The White House staff works for me. They screwed up. That means it's my fault. I'm sorry. Please come back down to the convention center. It's the president. You have to say yes. Okay. Like, I'm like, yes, sir. I don't know how I'm going to get there because most of the roads are closed around the convention center, but I am on my way right now. So I turn around, grab my son. We're driving down there, I got an odd phone number pops up in my truck. And I go like, Mr. Harrison, I'm the head of the Secret Service in D.C. We have the Las Vegas Under Sheriff and the White House staff. We're all on the phone right here. The big guy says, get you to the convention center. And they go, when you get to Decatur, stop at the light. Whether the light is red or green, flash your headlights. I get there, the light was green. People are honking at me. I just stop, flash my headlights. 8 cop cars come out of nowhere. I get a call, follow us. And my 15-year-old son is going like, Dad, who do you know? He's like, you're the coolest dude. A few people, but this is like extreme. It's just, it's a pretty cool story.โ€

Gunther Eaglemanโ„ข

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Sequoiaโ€™s Doug Leone traces his lifelong chip on his shoulder to teenage summers wiring yacht hulls in the New York heat while the country club kids swam "Let me give you texture. We had a car, a Mercury Monterey, that had a big dent on the side. That was the family car. How embarrassing." "And we had no money. And the money that I generated was working the summers." "And when I mean working the summers, I would work sometimes through the night, because if you worked through the night you got paid double time, and you got time off for any hour you worked after midnight." "So it was not unusual for me to work until 8:00 the next day, show up at work at 4:30 and start my day again, and sometimes work 24 hours, because I wanted some money." "I wanted some money to have some game, so that when I went to school, I could go out on a date with a girl. Girls were new. Girls ran away from me in high school, for all the reasons that you might imagine." "And part of the work was working on sailboats, in these yacht clubs. There'd be the sailboats in the water, and you could see the pool, and you could see the lifeguard, the 17-year-old who got the lifeguard job, and the girls, and the girls are on the lifeguard going to the snack shack." "Well, I wasn't allowed there." "What I was allowed to do is snake wires through the hulls of the boats so we could install electronic equipment, climbing up a mast, being hoisted up a mast, and do that for many hours a day, where you sweat, very hot weather in New York, people jumping in the pool and getting cool, and me being up on a mast and seeing everything." "And you just get a look like this, of, nothing against those, there might have been great kids, but all I thought is, I'm going to get you, you sons of guns." "That's all I could think about. And that's more of the chip on your shoulder that just stays with you."

Fireside Alpha

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How I wished the days would pass and then I forget that these days is my life... I wonder when this war will end. We don't have the energy to bear anymore.. There is no point in things coming late, like a kiss of apology on the forehead of a dead person.. I hope the war ends before it is too late because no one will be left alive here... My friends and loved ones.. This Mo again with a new update.. Yesterday there was another bombing in the apartment where I go to get an internet signal.. but I was not there.. I was at home.. I am no longer online much because the area I go to in order to get an Internet signal has become very dangerous... My daughter, Julia, is slowly recovering. She sends her greetings to you and says thank you for your gift. She feels happy to have fresh fish and vegetables.. My friends and dear ones.. Two weeks ago, I bought food for the cats and I felt that I would not find food for them because the supplies here had run out. Fortunately for me, I found what I wanted on the black market, but at ridiculous prices. To make the food last as long as possible, I mix it with bread... One of the merchants called me and told me that he had taken some of his goods out of his store, which was destroyed, and that he intended to sell them. I told him to give me some time so I can bring him the money.. I intend to bring everything he has for the cats I have... because I'm sure I won't find food for them soon... If I buy them this amount, I will not have to worry about their food until the end of 2024 or the beginning of 2025.. For everyone who doesn't know me.. Im Mo from Gaza.. Interested in rescuing cats I did a lot of rescue missions before the war... and I had a modest shelter with more than 60 cats... But unfortunately, the crazy war came and destroyed the shelter. Some of them died, some of them escaped, and I have 25 cats left. I do my best to preserve them and give them all my time and attention.. If you are interested in supporting me to get cat food until the end of the year I would be very grateful to you.. I hope everyone will participate and contribute by supporting me and retweeting, which helps spread.. I kept cats for about a year... and I risked my life several times in order to keep as many as possible...I don't want my labor to be in vain.. Thank you for standing by my side, my friends

help cats

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Iโ€™m done with the ovo community on here. Yall are being lead by people who arenโ€™t qualified for that position. I rather be by my lonely before I follow the blind. Who do I speak to, to get dropped from this nonsense? Niggas crashed out on Jay from club paradise for talking shit behind Bovei back. WTD does the same shit to Marz and yall defending him. Then gonna call Marz your mans while defending the man that disrespected him. I would never. Talking bout if you want to be petty go be a Kbot. So thatโ€™s where the line is drawn? Pettiness. What about communication? Yall raise your voice just like Kbots. Cut people off just like Kbots. Lack conflict resolution just like Kbots. Somebody disagrees with yall, you donโ€™t let them speak just like Kbots. Yall express anger just like Kbots. Hate to break it to yall, yall have the same personality and communication skills as Kbots. Youโ€™re just a Drake fan. And you think youโ€™re above them because you wonโ€™t be petty? You are them. I was in the space yesterday. I sat there patiently, I got up to speak, I greeted everyone, thanked the host for having me in her space and before I can even finish my sentence July is cutting me off raising his voice. Talking bout โ€œFuck all that bullshit.โ€ I took the initiative to show courtesy as a guest. Respectfully greeted the space. I even Thank the host for having me in her space. Who even thinks of showing that courtesy? And I couldnโ€™t even get a hello? The first thing said to me is โ€œfuck all that bullshit, get to what you tweeted me.โ€ Just barbaric. No discipline. All because I dismissed his attempt to use leverage against me. Also, you can hear Bovei attempt to correct him. Then she hesitated and that hesitation is exactly why niggas behave in any manor. Owls itโ€™s been a nice run. Good luck with all the upcoming drama. Iโ€™ll still support Drake by my lonely. P.S I hope my departure doesnโ€™t bother anyone. Iโ€™m a nobody w/ a blue check. I wonโ€™t be missed. Love yall. โœŒ๐Ÿพ

Eloquentโถ

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