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Bryan Cranston admits he dated a woman he had zero love for solely because she had no sense of smell "I did, and it was great... That was probably the whole basis of the relationship" "I could eat anything at any time, be like a man and have as much gas as I damn well please, and she couldn’t smell a thing" "None. But it was so advantageous" "One time we were driving in the car, and she just turns and gives me a scornful look and goes, 'I can’t smell anything. But my hearing is fine'" "I forgot about that part. Yeah, I got a little lax"
Ruzy197,059 Aufrufe • vor 18 Stunden
Dakota Johnson explains why men should NEVER wear flip-flops “Gentlemen shouldn’t be wearing flip-flops” “Your feet are gross. Your toes are gross. You’re smelly. You’re like always clammy. Put your feet away. Wear some shoes. Be a man. Come on.” “I don’t want to see rainbow flip-flops.” “For some reason, it’s chic on women. The Row helped that.” “All of those women are walking right into their house and taking them off and washing their feet.” “He’s like on my pillow. It’s disgusting.” “What about all the, like, urine?” “Chloe, this is not good. This is not good.”
Ruzy574,938 Aufrufe • vor 6 Tagen
Charlize Theron reveals that every room in the house she grew up in in South Africa had steel doors because of the violence, as the country was on the brink of civil war. We had gone to see a movie, and my dad had taken the key to the side door, not even the front door, the front steel door. Every room in our house had a steel door. So if you got in through the front door, the kitchen had a steel door that you had to unlock, because that’s the kind of violence we were living in. Nonsensical violence. Like, violence that you couldn’t reason with. It just… I mean, our country was on the brink of civil war. It was frightening.
Ruzy9,251,669 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten
Seth Rogen said rich people used to spend their fortunes building things everyone could use. Seth Rogen: Maybe this is like naive of me, but it seems like these rich people who are like, had outsized wealth, it seems like they used to like to have their names on things Keanu Reeves: Libraries, that were like public... Seth Rogen: able to be used by the public. Keanu Reeves: National parks. You know what I mean? Yeah, parks... Seth Rogen: ...parks, observatories, libraries, museums, you know, things like that. And now it's like, people don't do that stuff anymore.
Ruzy12,465,676 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten
Aubrey Plaza revealed that while filming, Nick Offerman reminded her she could get her own coffee instead of asking a production assistant. Aubrey Plaza: I remember I was just sitting in my little chair and wasn’t doing anything for a while. One of the PAs came up and said, “Do you need anything?” I was like, “Uh, sure. I’d take a coffee,” or something. Then Nick was sitting next to me reading a book or something, and he looked over and said, “Don’t forget that you can get up and get your own coffee. It’s right over there.” Amy Poehler: (laughs) Aubrey Plaza: I know that sounds kind of like an asshole thing to say, but I didn’t take it like that. I was like, “You’re fucking right.” Amy Poehler: Yeah. Aubrey Plaza: I was like, “I don’t need that little PA over there to walk over there, in my eyesight, and pour me a cup of coffee.” You get in that zone on set where you just turn into a couch potato, where you’re like, “Uh…”
Ruzy7,443,791 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten
LeBron James said he doesn’t recommend Miami for a 25 year old. Interviewer: How old were you when you went to Miami? LeBron James: 25. Interviewer: What was that like? LeBron James: I don't recommend anybody go to Miami at 25. LeBron James: If you don't have... (laughs) Yeah, you gotta have a strong mindset. Uh yeah, I had it. I had a strong mindset. I don't recommend people to go to Miami at 25. Yeah. Yeah.
Ruzy8,672,937 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten
Chris Rock reveals his grandfather killed a man, and why the "real world" puts a time limit on murder "When people do things, there's a fucking time limit in the real world" "he killed a man... The guy took one step and my grandfather blew him away" "if he gets out of jail on a Wednesday, by Friday he was picking us up from school. And within a year or two, he was the reverend of that church again" "not in the 'I’m a spoiled motherfucker and I went to private school'... in your world you just shun people" "but in the real world, we kind of have to live with each other" "Two things can be true. Like, my brother shot a guy, right? I love my brother. Just because I love my brother, does that mean I think the person should have gotten shot? No."
Ruzy182,284 Aufrufe • vor 5 Tagen
Kevin Costner said he didn’t want to speak publicly after Whitney Houston died because he felt their relationship was “just a movie.” Kevin Costner: What happened was, it was a thing I didn't want to do. When Whitney passed, the microphone was going around for a, for a week, that everybody getting on TV talking about her. And I'm thinking, "Jesus, the last thing I want to do is get on a radio and talk about her." Uh, after all, it was just a movie really. And, but there was this weird thing that I didn't take into consideration. I think sometimes, maybe you and I can miss what the real momentum is, that we don't really gauge it because we either intellectually dismiss it or we just don't care, but people wanted to hear what I had to say about her, which baffled me. It was a, it was a make-believe relationship we had. And so I avoided it.
Ruzy4,370,660 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten
Jerry Seinfeld says he regrets claiming the extreme left suppressed comedy. Jerry Seinfeld: I did an interview with The New Yorker. Tom Papa: Mhm. Jerry Seinfeld: And I said that the extreme left has suppressed the art of comedy. Tom Papa: Mhm. Jerry Seinfeld: I did say that. Tom Papa: Yeah. Jerry Seinfeld: That’s not true. (laughs) It’s not true. Tom Papa: No? Jerry Seinfeld: No. Again, you want to go back. Let’s go back to our solid, liquid analogy. Tom Papa: Okay. Jerry Seinfeld: And the other thing that I have said about this: if you’re Lindsey Vonn, if you’re a champion skier… Tom Papa: Uh-huh. Jerry Seinfeld: …you can put the gates anywhere you want on the mountain. She’s going to make the gate. Tom Papa: Right. Jerry Seinfeld: That’s comedy. Tom Papa: Mhm. Jerry Seinfeld: Whatever the culture is, we make the gate. Tom Papa: Mhm. Jerry Seinfeld: You don’t make the gate, you’re out of business. That’s your job. You make the gate. The culture moves. People are different. They react differently. Your job is to make the gate. If you can’t make the gate, get another job. That’s what I think. That’s how I feel about it now.
Ruzy2,238,865 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten
Ben Affleck slams the studio behind Justice League and exposes the worst mistake you can make in Hollywood. "the experience of Justice League for me was so, so negative" "when the studio is at odds with the filmmaker... you're really making a mistake" "glad and gratified that Zack got to release it and he did it in a very kind of canny way, manipulated his way into getting his thing released" "boy that was shitty that him being taken off that movie and and the reshoots that we did" "that was the low if you want the low point of my career was that"
Ruzy46,822 Aufrufe • vor 2 Tagen
Lonzo Ball reveals how the China incident changed his brothers' entire basketball careers "All because of that China shit, bro" "I’m playing with the Lakers. They interviewing me... 'your brother’s in China, incarcerated. What do you have to say about that?' I’m like, huh?" "they didn't even get him there. They got him at the hotel... it was just on lockdown. And then ended up having to come back home" "they told him he was like suspended indefinitely. So then that’s when my dad was like, 'fuck does that mean? We supposed to just sit here and like wait?'" "once that happened, that’s when he pivoted and that’s how they started hooping overseas. That's how the JBA started" "Without the China shit, G stays in college... he probably would have to stay until Melo came and then that probably would have been his way to get in. Boom. Both of them. That's how another timeline probably went"
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Denzel Washington said his name is not pronounced “Den-ZEL.” It’s pronounced “DEN-zel.” Jimmy Kimmel: Did you know that there are currently four players named Denzel in the NFL? Denzel Washington: I know. Jimmy Kimmel: And before your… Denzel Washington: There's a lot of Denzels now. Jimmy Kimmel: There weren't that many before your first Oscar. There were zero in 1987. Denzel Washington: And this is how you know they named themselves after me. Because, wait a minute, because my name is not pronounced Den-ZEL. My name is pronounced DEN-zel. Jimmy Kimmel: Oh.
Ruzy2,363,586 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten
Dave Ramsey was stunned after a caller refused to help her dad with $400… after he sold his $1.3M house to his kids for just $450K. The dad transferred the house to his daughter and son for $50K cash plus the remaining mortgage. Dave quickly realized the father basically gave away nearly a million dollars in equity… then later ended up broke and asking them for help. Dave Ramsey: “He gave you a million-dollar house for half a million.” The caller tried explaining that her dad was a single father and didn’t save enough for retirement, but Dave completely shut that down. Dave Ramsey: “That’s bullcrap.” He said if the father had simply sold the house normally, he would’ve had hundreds of thousands sitting in the bank instead of struggling for money later. Dave’s point was simple: You don’t give away your biggest asset before your own retirement and bills are secure.
Ruzy3,024,832 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten
Iman Shumpert said his brother and financial advisor took half of every paycheck to keep him from going broke. Iman Shumpert: I ain't make 400 million like they making now. Shannon Sharpe: Right. Iman Shumpert: You know what I'm saying? But it's like, I was broke. I remember broke. Yeah. Probably a month into when I first my rookie year, a month in. Shannon Sharpe: Mhm. Iman Shumpert: So, I'm probably two, three checks in. Looking at my account, I can't go broke. It's no way I'm going broke. But the difference was, one, my brother always, him and my financial advisor have been taking half my check the whole time. So, I never knew how much money I had. I just thought what I got in Bank of America. You know what I'm saying? I don't know why I told you that, y'all scamming.
Ruzy.hl2,093,320 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten
Danny McBride reveals how they spent millions making an R-rated movie for 13-year-olds “We were making an R-rated movie for 13-year-olds” “It was a very self-indulgent movie for us” “It was still a lot of money. It was more money than we ever had played around with before” “The whole thing was that they let us make a movie that weird” “We shot it in Belfast, so we all lived there for like six to eight months” “Every day we’d roll up on set and there’d be like a puppet, you know, trying to molest James Franco” “We’re just looking at each other like, what did we decide to do with all this money? What are we doing?” ft: Danny McBride x GQVideos
Ruzy.hl1,193,598 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten
Rob Schneider reveals the controversial reason why elite British stars and Hollywood A-listers are secretly "whores" for money "Your elite British actors do crappy, shit stuff here for the money cause there's more money here in America" "I'll do a shitty sex farce here but I would never do that in England" "I remember being in Hong Kong and I see like Leonardo DiCaprio with a beer and I go, 'That whore! Doesn't he make enough money?'" "he'll make 10 million dollars back then... and you see George Clooney and they ended up getting his own whiskey after that” "they would never allow commercials for themselves in America because they don't want to look like whores" "That's a very specific impression... sounds most like Queen Elizabeth the second"
Ruzy203,180 Aufrufe • vor 13 Tagen
Seth Rogen said a note was put in his passport upon arriving in Singapore that read, “If we find drugs on you, we will execute you.” Seth Rogen: ...I was doing press in Singapore. I had to go. It was for work. Howard Stern: I mean, I would have said to the studio, "Listen, I'll do anything you want. I'll go to every country on this planet, but I'm not going to Singapore because they will cane me!" And there's a chance that some dog will sniff a roach or something, and then I'll be fucked. Seth Rogen: Oh, for sure. I didn't think I realized how crazy it was until I got there. The little note they put in your passport was a... was a sobering moment, to say the least. And it's... it was in no uncertain terms. It was just like a piece of paper that said the words, "If we find drugs on you, we will execute you." And I was like, "Jesus Christ." Howard Stern: And it's not even like... like, "If you steal something, we'll cut your hands off." But pot, we will kill you. You'll be fucking dead. Yeah, pot.
Ruzy1,888,894 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten
Kevin Costner said he left Yellowstone over scheduling conflicts after staying for five seasons instead of the three he originally agreed to. Kevin Costner: I'm not in it. I was in it for five years. I guess I could be in it again if, um, if the planets wanted to line up, which means the storyline, the script. And then, I want to work more than once a year. Um, and to do that, the times have to be set aside for things. And when that couldn't happen, then that can't work for me anymore. Howard Stern: Well, that's a ballsy move. I mean, what a great show, what a great character you developed. Kevin Costner: That was great. Kevin Costner: Yeah, Cole is fabulous. And Kelly was great, and it was perfect. Look, I love this, I love the show. I went and sold it for them before it was a show. Taylor wrote a beautiful script. I went overseas, I stared at 300 people, and they go, "What is the show?" And I said, "I don't know. I think it could be good." "Are you going to be in it?" I said, "Uh..." I said, "I'll be in it for three years, but then I'm not sure." But I said this, "I think it's good."
Ruzy1,657,931 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten
Caleb Hammer kicks guest out of the studio before a dark family secret is revealed "I want you to get the fuck out of my studio. I never want to see you again" The Accusation: "once I got knocked out... I woke up to an ambulance there and a police officer" "you tried to stop me from going out the door, I pushed you aside, I did not hit you" "security's here, I don't want you here. You're a piece of shit evil disgusting creature" "I went no contact with her parents because I found out they'd been lying to me my whole life" "I found out that they were protecting a registered sex offender and exposing me to him and I didn't know"
Ruzy591,760 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat
Throwback to when Oliver Tree trolled Logan Paul by showing up with his own knockoff version of PRIME called “Slime.” Logan Paul: You want some Prime Hydration? Oliver Tree: I got my own shit. Logan Paul: Oh, motherfucker! Motherfucker! Mike Majlak: There's no way. Oliver Tree: Slime! I'm on that shit. I got Slime, bro. Logan Paul: Damn! Oliver Tree: This is my own drink, and we are putting these in stores everywhere in the next two to three months. We're taking over everywhere. I'm talking about literally Walmart to any kind of family-owned grocery store. This is my shit right here.
Ruzy1,861,762 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten