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🤯 You won’t believe what Vance learned from this war. 😂 🚨 Reporter: “ What did you learn from going to war with Iran?” 🇺🇸 JD Vance: “I learned that these guys are really, really crazy. They’re willing to do anything to restrict the flow of oil and gas.” 🚨 Reporter: “But didn’t you already know that Iran could target oil routes before starting the war?” 🇺🇸 Vance: “Well… we expected they would do that.” 🚨 Reporter: “Then what exactly did you learn?” 🇺🇸 Vance: “Umm… that they’re really, really crazy.” 🤡😂 What a clown! He went to war with Iran just to discover that Iran would fight back. 🤣🔥

🤯 You won’t believe what Vance learned from this war. 😂 🚨 Reporter: “ What did you learn from going to war with Iran?” 🇺🇸 JD Vance: “I learned that these guys are really, really crazy. They’re willing to do anything to restrict the flow of oil and gas.” 🚨 Reporter: “But didn’t you already know that Iran could target oil routes before starting the war?” 🇺🇸 Vance: “Well… we expected they would do that.” 🚨 Reporter: “Then what exactly did you learn?” 🇺🇸 Vance: “Umm… that they’re really, really crazy.” 🤡😂 What a clown! He went to war with Iran just to discover that Iran would fight back. 🤣🔥

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🇺🇸 —Trump: “WE DON’T NEED ANYTHING FROM CANADA.” Just hours later: 🇺🇸 —Trump: “We need aluminum in this country. We don’t have it. We get it all from Canada for the most part, and we need it badly.” 🇨🇦 —Carney: “If the US wants Canadian products, it will have to pay more for them now. Everything the US once imported cheaply from Canada will come at a higher cost.”👏 🇨🇦 —Carney is playing this trade war smartly — and in the end, this trade war is going to cost the US far more than it costs Canada. 🔥

🇺🇸 —Trump: “WE DON’T NEED ANYTHING FROM CANADA.” Just hours later: 🇺🇸 —Trump: “We need aluminum in this country. We don’t have it. We get it all from Canada for the most part, and we need it badly.” 🇨🇦 —Carney: “If the US wants Canadian products, it will have to pay more for them now. Everything the US once imported cheaply from Canada will come at a higher cost.”👏 🇨🇦 —Carney is playing this trade war smartly — and in the end, this trade war is going to cost the US far more than it costs Canada. 🔥

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🔥 This is Epic! Journalist: “Do you think Trump mocks you and your wife because of your religion and culture and calls you ‘savages’?” 🇺🇸 Abdul El-Sayed: “Yes. He can say whatever he wants—it’s his personal choice. But unlike him, our names aren’t in the Epstein files.” 🔥 Bro absolutely destroyed Trump. 🤣🔥

🔥 This is Epic! Journalist: “Do you think Trump mocks you and your wife because of your religion and culture and calls you ‘savages’?” 🇺🇸 Abdul El-Sayed: “Yes. He can say whatever he wants—it’s his personal choice. But unlike him, our names aren’t in the Epstein files.” 🔥 Bro absolutely destroyed Trump. 🤣🔥

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🇺🇸 Pete Hegseth has been saying since day one of the war that the U.S. has the world’s strongest military and would crush Iran within just a few days. 🤡 And drunk on this arrogance, he removed more than 20 top U.S. military generals from their positions because they opposed the war. Today, when the U.S. is badly stuck in this war, Hegseth is saying, “We underestimated Iran’s capabilities.” 🤣 There’s an old saying: when arrogance goes to your head, common sense is the first thing to die. And that’s exactly what is happening now. 🤡🔥

🇺🇸 Pete Hegseth has been saying since day one of the war that the U.S. has the world’s strongest military and would crush Iran within just a few days. 🤡 And drunk on this arrogance, he removed more than 20 top U.S. military generals from their positions because they opposed the war. Today, when the U.S. is badly stuck in this war, Hegseth is saying, “We underestimated Iran’s capabilities.” 🤣 There’s an old saying: when arrogance goes to your head, common sense is the first thing to die. And that’s exactly what is happening now. 🤡🔥

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How can anyone be this shameless? 🤡 🇺🇸 Marco Rubio is now calling on the 🇺🇳 United Nations to take action against 🇮🇷 Iran, accusing it of violating international law by attacking U.S. military bases in the Gulf and blocking the Strait of Hormuz. The hypocrisy is unbelievable. 😂 Where was all this concern for international law when the 🇺🇸 US imposed a blockade on Cuba? Was that not a violation of international law? And what about abducting Venezuela’s president? Was international law suddenly irrelevant then? International law suddenly matters when it affects them. 🤢

How can anyone be this shameless? 🤡 🇺🇸 Marco Rubio is now calling on the 🇺🇳 United Nations to take action against 🇮🇷 Iran, accusing it of violating international law by attacking U.S. military bases in the Gulf and blocking the Strait of Hormuz. The hypocrisy is unbelievable. 😂 Where was all this concern for international law when the 🇺🇸 US imposed a blockade on Cuba? Was that not a violation of international law? And what about abducting Venezuela’s president? Was international law suddenly irrelevant then? International law suddenly matters when it affects them. 🤢

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This is unbelievable. 🔥 Iran’s strikes have been so precise and deadly that they have destroyed major 🇺🇸 US Navy logistics infrastructure in Bahrain, Kuwait, and Oman. 🔥 The supply problems the USS Abraham Lincoln is facing right now are a result of these strikes. The US Navy now has to rely on Diego Garcia for supplies and munitions, which is 3,500 km away from the coast of Oman. Truly, 🇮🇷 Iran has broken the backbone of the US Navy. 🔥

This is unbelievable. 🔥 Iran’s strikes have been so precise and deadly that they have destroyed major 🇺🇸 US Navy logistics infrastructure in Bahrain, Kuwait, and Oman. 🔥 The supply problems the USS Abraham Lincoln is facing right now are a result of these strikes. The US Navy now has to rely on Diego Garcia for supplies and munitions, which is 3,500 km away from the coast of Oman. Truly, 🇮🇷 Iran has broken the backbone of the US Navy. 🔥

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🇺🇸 Trump: “Canada is worse than any country I’ve negotiated with.” Yes, because Canada has refused to bow down — that’s why Trump is so angry. 😂🔥 It hurts Trump's ego. 🇨🇦 Well done, PM Carney. You’re a great leader who puts his country first. 👏🔥

🇺🇸 Trump: “Canada is worse than any country I’ve negotiated with.” Yes, because Canada has refused to bow down — that’s why Trump is so angry. 😂🔥 It hurts Trump's ego. 🇨🇦 Well done, PM Carney. You’re a great leader who puts his country first. 👏🔥

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This is exactly what Trump didn’t want to hear. 🔥 🇺🇸 Journalist: “If you are elected to the Senate in November, what will you do?” 🇺🇸 Abdul El-Sayed: “We’ll hold Donald Trump accountable for everything — whether it’s the illegal war in Iran or high inflation. Then we get to the real work — taking on big corporations, taxing billionaires, and guaranteeing healthcare through Medicare for All.” Trump’s days may be numbered. The countdown to accountability may have begun. The midterms could be a nightmare for Trump. 😂🔥

This is exactly what Trump didn’t want to hear. 🔥 🇺🇸 Journalist: “If you are elected to the Senate in November, what will you do?” 🇺🇸 Abdul El-Sayed: “We’ll hold Donald Trump accountable for everything — whether it’s the illegal war in Iran or high inflation. Then we get to the real work — taking on big corporations, taxing billionaires, and guaranteeing healthcare through Medicare for All.” Trump’s days may be numbered. The countdown to accountability may have begun. The midterms could be a nightmare for Trump. 😂🔥

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Nothing is more satisfying than seeing this. 😂🔥 🇺🇸 Marco Rubio on March 2, 2026: “We will crush Iran within a few weeks. We have the world’s strongest military, and there will be complete regime change.”😲 Five months later: 🇺🇸 Marco Rubio: “We will never forget that none of our allies came openly to help us against Iran in this war.”🤡 Still, this clown hasn’t understood that this war is illegal—and that Iran is strong enough that no country wants to pay the price for joining it. 🔥

Nothing is more satisfying than seeing this. 😂🔥 🇺🇸 Marco Rubio on March 2, 2026: “We will crush Iran within a few weeks. We have the world’s strongest military, and there will be complete regime change.”😲 Five months later: 🇺🇸 Marco Rubio: “We will never forget that none of our allies came openly to help us against Iran in this war.”🤡 Still, this clown hasn’t understood that this war is illegal—and that Iran is strong enough that no country wants to pay the price for joining it. 🔥

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How can anyone be this shameless? 🤣😂 🇺🇸 Pete Hegseth is now requesting the 🇺🇳 United Nations to take action against 🇮🇷 Iran, claiming that Iran violated international law by attacking U.S. military bases in Gulf countries. The irony is simply unbelievable.🙃 The U.S. violates international law every day, yet it only seems to remember international law when it suits its interests.

How can anyone be this shameless? 🤣😂 🇺🇸 Pete Hegseth is now requesting the 🇺🇳 United Nations to take action against 🇮🇷 Iran, claiming that Iran violated international law by attacking U.S. military bases in Gulf countries. The irony is simply unbelievable.🙃 The U.S. violates international law every day, yet it only seems to remember international law when it suits its interests.

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Raza Pahlavi: "Once the regime falls, we will find the best location for an Israeli embassy in Tehran." 🤡 Clown prince is living in a different world.😂

Raza Pahlavi: "Once the regime falls, we will find the best location for an Israeli embassy in Tehran." 🤡 Clown prince is living in a different world.😂

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This is hilarious 😂 Yesterday, Trump was scolding Pete Hegseth over the shortage of long-range attack munitions and defensive missiles. 🇺🇸 TRUMP: “You know, because of the shortage of these weapons, we were unwillingly forced to stop the attacks.” 🇺🇸 PETE HEGSETH: “We had enough munitions. We just never anticipated that Iran would stretch this war out for so long.” 🤣🤣

This is hilarious 😂 Yesterday, Trump was scolding Pete Hegseth over the shortage of long-range attack munitions and defensive missiles. 🇺🇸 TRUMP: “You know, because of the shortage of these weapons, we were unwillingly forced to stop the attacks.” 🇺🇸 PETE HEGSETH: “We had enough munitions. We just never anticipated that Iran would stretch this war out for so long.” 🤣🤣

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🇺🇸 Trump is badly trapped. 🔥 In the past few days, Trump has received intelligence from his own agencies as well as 🇪🇺European intelligence services that the 🇺🇸 US Navy cannot reopen the Strait of Hormuz on its own. It would require a ground invasion — something that is practically impossible, with almost zero probability of success. So now, Trump has very limited options. Even if he tries to take military action, the potential costs and losses could be so massive that he simply wouldn’t be able to bear them.

🇺🇸 Trump is badly trapped. 🔥 In the past few days, Trump has received intelligence from his own agencies as well as 🇪🇺European intelligence services that the 🇺🇸 US Navy cannot reopen the Strait of Hormuz on its own. It would require a ground invasion — something that is practically impossible, with almost zero probability of success. So now, Trump has very limited options. Even if he tries to take military action, the potential costs and losses could be so massive that he simply wouldn’t be able to bear them.

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🇺🇸 Trump: "If Iran doesn't surrender, we'll launch a ground invasion!" 🇺🇸 General Dan: "A ground invasion would be a death trap. Iran has a huge army. They'll isolate U.S. troops, cut off air support, and turn them into sitting ducks." 🇺🇸 Trump: "Then what options do we have left?" 🇺🇸 General Dan: "We've already tried everything." Iran is far more powerful than our intelligence assessment ever suggested 🔥 Trump is trapped in an unending war.

🇺🇸 Trump: "If Iran doesn't surrender, we'll launch a ground invasion!" 🇺🇸 General Dan: "A ground invasion would be a death trap. Iran has a huge army. They'll isolate U.S. troops, cut off air support, and turn them into sitting ducks." 🇺🇸 Trump: "Then what options do we have left?" 🇺🇸 General Dan: "We've already tried everything." Iran is far more powerful than our intelligence assessment ever suggested 🔥 Trump is trapped in an unending war.

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🇺🇸 Trump is not only losing this war — he is also losing his allies along the way. 🤡🔥 🇺🇸 Trump: “South Korea should join the war against Iran and support the denuclearization of Iran.” 🇰🇷 South Korea: “We will not join the US in the war against Iran. This is not our war.”👏 🇺🇸 Trump: “If South Korea doesn’t join, we will substantially reduce military exercises with South Korea, held every year since 1954.” 🇰🇷 South Korea: “Do whatever you want, but we are not joining this illegal war.”🫡👏 South Korea is showing some serious spine to the world. Courage: 💯🔥

🇺🇸 Trump is not only losing this war — he is also losing his allies along the way. 🤡🔥 🇺🇸 Trump: “South Korea should join the war against Iran and support the denuclearization of Iran.” 🇰🇷 South Korea: “We will not join the US in the war against Iran. This is not our war.”👏 🇺🇸 Trump: “If South Korea doesn’t join, we will substantially reduce military exercises with South Korea, held every year since 1954.” 🇰🇷 South Korea: “Do whatever you want, but we are not joining this illegal war.”🫡👏 South Korea is showing some serious spine to the world. Courage: 💯🔥

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🤯 This is unbelievable. 🔥 Before February 28, 🇺🇸 the U.S. had 13+ major military bases in the Gulf countries, all fully functional. Today, most of them are either completely destroyed or dysfunctional. 🔥 A huge achievement for Iran. 🔥👏

🤯 This is unbelievable. 🔥 Before February 28, 🇺🇸 the U.S. had 13+ major military bases in the Gulf countries, all fully functional. Today, most of them are either completely destroyed or dysfunctional. 🔥 A huge achievement for Iran. 🔥👏

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JD Vance delivers the biggest blow to Netanyahu's plan. 🔥 🇺🇸 JD Vance: "If the Iranian people want to rise up and change their government, that's up to them. But we're not going to send 150,000 ground troops in order to accomplish regime change." Now they've realized they can't defeat Iran's military.

JD Vance delivers the biggest blow to Netanyahu's plan. 🔥 🇺🇸 JD Vance: "If the Iranian people want to rise up and change their government, that's up to them. But we're not going to send 150,000 ground troops in order to accomplish regime change." Now they've realized they can't defeat Iran's military.

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🚨 This is probably the kind of discussion taking place at the Pentagon right now. 🇺🇸 Trump: How do we get out of this war? 🇺🇸 Senior Military Adviser: Sir, we can leave the same way we left Afghanistan—pack our bags and withdraw. 🇺🇸 Trump: But that would be humiliating. 🇺🇸 Adviser: It would, sir. But not as humiliating as accepting all of Iran's terms. 🇺🇸 Trump: Is there any other way? 🇺🇸 Adviser: Most of our options are gone. We have very few left. 🇺🇸 Trump: What about a ground invasion? 🇺🇸 Adviser: Sir, that would be a nightmare for us. We'd lose a large number of troops, and there's a real chance we might never be able to get them out again. 💀

🚨 This is probably the kind of discussion taking place at the Pentagon right now. 🇺🇸 Trump: How do we get out of this war? 🇺🇸 Senior Military Adviser: Sir, we can leave the same way we left Afghanistan—pack our bags and withdraw. 🇺🇸 Trump: But that would be humiliating. 🇺🇸 Adviser: It would, sir. But not as humiliating as accepting all of Iran's terms. 🇺🇸 Trump: Is there any other way? 🇺🇸 Adviser: Most of our options are gone. We have very few left. 🇺🇸 Trump: What about a ground invasion? 🇺🇸 Adviser: Sir, that would be a nightmare for us. We'd lose a large number of troops, and there's a real chance we might never be able to get them out again. 💀

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🔥 What Iran has achieved in this war is something no one could have imagined before it began. 👏 Today, 🇺🇸 US Navy aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln has left the war theater. I still remember when 🇺🇸 Pete Hegseth said that the US had the world’s strongest Navy and would destroy Iran within just a few days. Fueled by that confidence, they deployed two aircraft carriers around Iran — the first was 🇺🇸 USS Gerald R. Ford, and the second was 🇺🇸 USS Abraham Lincoln. USS Gerald R. Ford left the theater long ago after a laundry fire, and now today USS Abraham Lincoln has also left. Now another aircraft carrier — USS George Washington — is coming. Let’s see how long it lasts. 😂 And the funniest part is that US naval forces are still stationed around 300 km from the Iranian coast because of the fear of Iranian missiles. 😂🔥 🇮🇷 Iran has proven in this war that the US Navy is nothing more than a paper tiger. 🙌

🔥 What Iran has achieved in this war is something no one could have imagined before it began. 👏 Today, 🇺🇸 US Navy aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln has left the war theater. I still remember when 🇺🇸 Pete Hegseth said that the US had the world’s strongest Navy and would destroy Iran within just a few days. Fueled by that confidence, they deployed two aircraft carriers around Iran — the first was 🇺🇸 USS Gerald R. Ford, and the second was 🇺🇸 USS Abraham Lincoln. USS Gerald R. Ford left the theater long ago after a laundry fire, and now today USS Abraham Lincoln has also left. Now another aircraft carrier — USS George Washington — is coming. Let’s see how long it lasts. 😂 And the funniest part is that US naval forces are still stationed around 300 km from the Iranian coast because of the fear of Iranian missiles. 😂🔥 🇮🇷 Iran has proven in this war that the US Navy is nothing more than a paper tiger. 🙌

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🇺🇸Reporter: "What do you have to say about the service members who were killed?" 🇺🇸Trump: "Wow, that's so sad. You hate to see it. But we'll never allow Iran to have a nuclear weapon." The question was about the fallen troops. The answer was about Iran's nuclear program. What a shame. Not a word of respect for the soldiers who lost their lives. That says everything. 🤡

🇺🇸Reporter: "What do you have to say about the service members who were killed?" 🇺🇸Trump: "Wow, that's so sad. You hate to see it. But we'll never allow Iran to have a nuclear weapon." The question was about the fallen troops. The answer was about Iran's nuclear program. What a shame. Not a word of respect for the soldiers who lost their lives. That says everything. 🤡

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