AmericanPapaBear™
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Swim class is NOT recess!! Kid ignores her swim instructor, mom pulls her out, slipper comes off, phone and ice cream are gone, and she goes right back in the water. Everybody in the comments is fighting about the slipper. That's the least important part. The important part is mom sent her BACK IN. No quitting, no going home to pout. You take the consequence and you finish what you started. I'm raising two boys and around water, listening is not a suggestion. The kid who tunes out the instructor in a pool is the same kid who tunes out the lifeguard at the lake. Would I have used the slipper in public? Probably not. Would I have taken the phone and the ice cream? Every single time. Where's your line on this one, discipline or too far?
AmericanPapaBear™577,315 просмотров • 1 день назад
Liquid courage is dangerous sometimes!! Yeah… see this right here? This is what happens when liquor confidence meets a real problem. That boy in the white tank thought he was built different tonight. Thought the fro was gonna scare somebody. Thought the whole sidewalk was gonna move for him. And then this shirtless dude just… folded him. I got two boys at home. And if either one of them ever tries this liquor-tough routine, we’re having a long talk in the driveway. You don’t gotta be the biggest guy out there. You just gotta not be the one getting his hair yanked while the whole block watches. That’s not tough. That’s just expensive and embarrassing. Y’all be safe out there.
AmericanPapaBear™1,567,731 просмотров • 7 дней назад
THE WHOLE PLANE HAD TO GET OFF FOR HER!! According to the video, a Spirit passenger at Fort Lauderdale didn't want to pay a bag fee. Another passenger paid it for her and she still ran past the gate agent and took a seat. She refused to leave, so they emptied the plane and called deputies. First, the guy who paid her bag fee is the real one here. He tried to fix it with his own money so everybody could go home. That's grace. Second, I'm not going to pile on her. The gate agent said she seemed unstable, and when somebody says I'm allowed to cry, they're telling you they're overwhelmed. I feel for her. But the deputies gave her every chance. They were patient. They told her exactly what would happen if she resisted. And once a flight crew tells you to get off, the argument is over. You can be right about the fee and still have to leave the plane. Think about the hundred other people on that flight. Parents with tired kids, someone trying to get to a funeral, someone with a connection they just missed. One person's standoff became everybody's bad day. Pay the fee, argue later, and never make a whole plane pay for your bad moment. Did the deputies handle this right, or should they have pulled her off sooner?
AmericanPapaBear™60,435 просмотров • 1 день назад
Dude in the blue sweatshirt gets three or four sucker punches in and STILL LOSES THE FIGHT! Cmon man!
AmericanPapaBear™10,235,774 просмотров • 4 месяцев назад
🚨MUST SEE: Shocking footage shows a MORBIDLY OBESE 12-year-old boy attacking and beating on his MOTHER for refusing to give him more food. This is a HUGE issue in America these days. Not only are people and children WAY too fat and unhealthy, but it creates mental health issues.
AmericanPapaBear™14,816,180 просмотров • 6 месяцев назад
THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! Wife takes the “Can You Survive as a Man?” test and the urinal quiz almost broke her! She’s sitting there all confident until the urinal question drops. Starts strong, picks the far one, then spirals into a full mental breakdown calculating who’s gayer and whether she should just walk out. The second the husband points out the entrance/exit rule she finally gets it… after talking herself in circles for a solid minute. Every guy watching already knew the answer in half a second. Then KD comes up. She goes “kill drive.” Close, but no cigar. Kill/Death ratio. The sacred number every man who’s ever touched a controller has tattooed on his soul. The public threat assessment question was perfect. When another couple walks by, the correct answer isn’t checking the girl out or living in your own bubble. It’s quietly calculating how much work it would take to put the guy down if he ever became a problem. She nailed that one. Same with the booth seat facing the door. Instant correct. No hesitation. Only real miss was “flank.” She thought it meant crouch-walking. Nah. You go around, get behind them, and ruin their day. Simple. These quizzes are gold because they expose the invisible operating system most women never realize is running in the background. She’s getting better. Still not fluent, but the lightbulbs are starting to click. Good stuff.
AmericanPapaBear™3,249,504 просмотров • 2 месяцев назад
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Two overweight black women decide to fight two white girls over a parking spot dispute. This is the director result of 60 years of pretending group differences don’t exist. Order is breaking down in real time. Parking lots, malls, schools, airports. It’s everywhere. Fatigued!
AmericanPapaBear™5,173,193 просмотров • 4 месяцев назад
I wake up every day thankful that I wasn’t born in Africa.
AmericanPapaBear™8,790,928 просмотров • 6 месяцев назад
🚨MUST SEE: Man finds and tries to capture an Anaconda in Colombia but nearly drowns and gets himself k*lled in the process!
AmericanPapaBear™8,455,415 просмотров • 6 месяцев назад
She wants to call the CITY on a Halloween display?? She says she asked her whole block to keep Halloween pink, purple and not so scary this year, and now she's ready to report the neighbors for putting up a cemetery. Part of me hopes this is a bit, and plenty of commenters think it is. But I've met enough HOA people to know this lady exists somewhere for real. Your preferences stop at your property line. You can decorate your house like a unicorn exploded on it. You don't get to set the theme for everybody else's yard because you made an announcement. And calling the city over plastic tombstones? Unless it's blocking the sidewalk or breaking an actual ordinance, the city is going to laugh and hang up. I get it if her daughter is scared of the dark stuff. My boys are little and some of those big animatronics spook them too. So we cross the street, we talk about it, and we go get candy. That's parenting. Asking the whole neighborhood to shrink to fit your kid isn't. And according to her follow up video, the neighbors' answer is Chucky on a projector. Respect. Team cemetery or team pink pumpkins?
AmericanPapaBear™36,105 просмотров • 1 день назад
Marco Rubio just hit this Democrat with the most polite ‘Don’t let the door hit you in the way out’ in congressional history! She came. She yelled. She ghosted. Peak Democrat energy. Who else loves watching Marco Rubio dunk on these Democrats like I do!?
AmericanPapaBear™5,100,932 просмотров • 4 месяцев назад
1000 Japanese World Cup fans at Walmart versus one black woman at Walmart. The difference is night and day!
AmericanPapaBear™4,284,621 просмотров • 4 месяцев назад
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If you thought the head butt was bad, those repeat body shots are even worse. OUCH.
AmericanPapaBear™2,576,539 просмотров • 2 месяцев назад
Dr. clown outdid himself on this one! The realistic cooking mechanics are great! What do you guys think?
AmericanPapaBear™4,412,435 просмотров • 4 месяцев назад