AmericanPapaBear™
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SHE WAS ALMOST DONE AND THEN SHE DECLARED WAR ON THE BACK SEAT!! This whole thing started at a pediatrician's office, of all places. Per Midwest Safety, she hit her ex with her purse. Okay. Paperwork, a no contact order, figure it out. Instead she slips the cuffs to the front. Then she does it AGAIN. Kicking, spinning, won't sit down. The officer tells her ahead of time, you do that again and you get charged. She does it again. The channel says more than 90% of her charges came AFTER she was already arrested. Read that one more time. I got two boys at home and the first rule in our house is when you're in trouble, stop digging. She grabbed a shovel and kept going. And give those officers credit. Calm the whole way through. That's the job done right. Worst self own you've seen in a cop car, or have you seen worse?
AmericanPapaBear™155,295 Aufrufe • vor 1 Tag
Liquid courage is dangerous sometimes!! Yeah… see this right here? This is what happens when liquor confidence meets a real problem. That boy in the white tank thought he was built different tonight. Thought the fro was gonna scare somebody. Thought the whole sidewalk was gonna move for him. And then this shirtless dude just… folded him. I got two boys at home. And if either one of them ever tries this liquor-tough routine, we’re having a long talk in the driveway. You don’t gotta be the biggest guy out there. You just gotta not be the one getting his hair yanked while the whole block watches. That’s not tough. That’s just expensive and embarrassing. Y’all be safe out there.
AmericanPapaBear™1,580,515 Aufrufe • vor 12 Tagen
Swim class is NOT recess!! Kid ignores her swim instructor, mom pulls her out, slipper comes off, phone and ice cream are gone, and she goes right back in the water. Everybody in the comments is fighting about the slipper. That's the least important part. The important part is mom sent her BACK IN. No quitting, no going home to pout. You take the consequence and you finish what you started. I'm raising two boys and around water, listening is not a suggestion. The kid who tunes out the instructor in a pool is the same kid who tunes out the lifeguard at the lake. Would I have used the slipper in public? Probably not. Would I have taken the phone and the ice cream? Every single time. Where's your line on this one, discipline or too far?
AmericanPapaBear™658,635 Aufrufe • vor 6 Tagen
SQUARED UP ON THE WRONG GRANDPA!! Had it coming, or too much? Outside a storefront, a young guy goes forehead to forehead with an older man who is holding grocery bags. A second later the young guy is on the pavement, and the old man walks off with his bags. Look at the bags. He never even set down the groceries. Every generation has this guy who thinks gray hair means easy. That man has probably been handling loudmouths since before this kid was born. He didn't yell and he didn't chase him. One move, then back to his errands. I'm not cheering for anybody hitting the ground that hard. He stays down a while, and that part isn't funny. But once you put your head on a stranger's forehead, you've already started the fight. I'm raising two boys. Rule one is respect your elders. Rule two is especially respect the quiet one holding the groceries. The groceries made it home fine.
AmericanPapaBear™117,330 Aufrufe • vor 1 Tag
YOUR SON DINES AND DASHES AND YOU CALL THE COPS ON THE RESTAURANT?? The boys or the mom, who's more wrong here? A server tells the story. A group of 13-year-old boys ran out on a $300-plus tab, one left his phone behind, and his mom came in to get it. Per the server, her take was "they're 13, let them have some fun." Then she called the police because the restaurant was holding the phone, and the cop told her she'd pretty much called the cops on herself. The boys don't bother me as much as the mom does. Thirteen-year-olds do dumb stuff in groups. That's why God made parents. That was her moment. Walk in, pay the bill, tip the server double, and march your son back in to apologize to her face. That's the whole lesson, and it would have been cheap at $300. She did the opposite. She taught him that when you get caught, mom shows up, gets loud and makes it somebody else's fault. And then, per the server, she paid the tab and refused to tip. Of course she did. I'm raising two boys. If either one ever pulls this, the phone stays at the restaurant until he walks in and owns it. Then he's working off every dollar of that tab at home. Kids test the rules. Parents are supposed to be the rule.
AmericanPapaBear™101,116 Aufrufe • vor 1 Tag
STRANGER MAKES YOUR KID SAY SORRY!! Helping the parents, or not her place? A costumed worker at what looks like a Halloween attraction is talking to one little girl, and another kid keeps cutting in. The worker stops everything and makes her apologize. The line that got me was "Don't say sorry to me. Say sorry to her." That's the part plenty of grown adults still get wrong. An apology goes to the person you stepped on, not to whoever caught you. Now, if a stranger is barking at my kid or embarrassing him for a laugh, we'd have a problem. This wasn't that. She stayed calm, kept it short, made her point and moved on. I'm raising two boys. If a lady in face paint has to teach one of them to wait his turn, that's on me, and I'm thanking her on the way out. It takes a village. Sometimes the village is wearing a costume.
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Dude in the blue sweatshirt gets three or four sucker punches in and STILL LOSES THE FIGHT! Cmon man!
AmericanPapaBear™10,235,774 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten
🚨MUST SEE: Shocking footage shows a MORBIDLY OBESE 12-year-old boy attacking and beating on his MOTHER for refusing to give him more food. This is a HUGE issue in America these days. Not only are people and children WAY too fat and unhealthy, but it creates mental health issues.
AmericanPapaBear™14,817,154 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten
THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! Wife takes the “Can You Survive as a Man?” test and the urinal quiz almost broke her! She’s sitting there all confident until the urinal question drops. Starts strong, picks the far one, then spirals into a full mental breakdown calculating who’s gayer and whether she should just walk out. The second the husband points out the entrance/exit rule she finally gets it… after talking herself in circles for a solid minute. Every guy watching already knew the answer in half a second. Then KD comes up. She goes “kill drive.” Close, but no cigar. Kill/Death ratio. The sacred number every man who’s ever touched a controller has tattooed on his soul. The public threat assessment question was perfect. When another couple walks by, the correct answer isn’t checking the girl out or living in your own bubble. It’s quietly calculating how much work it would take to put the guy down if he ever became a problem. She nailed that one. Same with the booth seat facing the door. Instant correct. No hesitation. Only real miss was “flank.” She thought it meant crouch-walking. Nah. You go around, get behind them, and ruin their day. Simple. These quizzes are gold because they expose the invisible operating system most women never realize is running in the background. She’s getting better. Still not fluent, but the lightbulbs are starting to click. Good stuff.
AmericanPapaBear™3,251,005 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten
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STEP OUT OF THE CAR!! Officers ask her over and over to get out at a gas station traffic stop. She keeps filming and refusing. The window lost. Here's the part people miss. Once you're lawfully pulled over, an officer can order you out of the car. The Supreme Court settled that in 1977 in Pennsylvania v. Mimms. It's not a request and it's not up for debate on the side of the road. And listen to how many chances they gave her. The sergeant literally tells her what happens next. Window gets broken, you get pulled out, and instead of a ticket and release you spend the night in jail with extra charges. He laid out the whole map and she still picked the hard road. She thought holding up the phone made her untouchable. All it did was record her talking herself into a bigger case. Then the officer says she reeks of alcohol and suddenly the whole performance makes sense. My boys are little, but this is one lesson I want them to learn early. You can fight a cop all day long in court. On the street you comply, you stay calm, and you go home. Five seconds of humility would have saved her a window and a night in jail. Was breaking the window the right call, or should they have waited her out?
AmericanPapaBear™170,900 Aufrufe • vor 6 Tagen
Two overweight black women decide to fight two white girls over a parking spot dispute. This is the director result of 60 years of pretending group differences don’t exist. Order is breaking down in real time. Parking lots, malls, schools, airports. It’s everywhere. Fatigued!
AmericanPapaBear™5,175,323 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten
I wake up every day thankful that I wasn’t born in Africa.
AmericanPapaBear™8,791,170 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten
Marco Rubio just hit this Democrat with the most polite ‘Don’t let the door hit you in the way out’ in congressional history! She came. She yelled. She ghosted. Peak Democrat energy. Who else loves watching Marco Rubio dunk on these Democrats like I do!?
AmericanPapaBear™5,100,932 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten