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When the vending machine accidentally gives you two chips

When the vending machine accidentally gives you two chips

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🚨 BREAKING: Androgenic has his hat stolen by a stranger revealing his clapped bald hairline and exposing him as a FRAUDMAXXER. The hair was a lie he was wearing a wig. GENERATIONAL AURA LOSS. No recovery possible. Baldmogged.

🚨 BREAKING: Androgenic has his hat stolen by a stranger revealing his clapped bald hairline and exposing him as a FRAUDMAXXER. The hair was a lie he was wearing a wig. GENERATIONAL AURA LOSS. No recovery possible. Baldmogged.

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🚨TRUMP: "Who are you with? The Wall Street Journal has truly gone to hell. It is a rotten newspaper. Did you hear what I said? It's a rotten newspaper."

🚨TRUMP: "Who are you with? The Wall Street Journal has truly gone to hell. It is a rotten newspaper. Did you hear what I said? It's a rotten newspaper."

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🚨 NEW: There was a terrible accident during the women's Milan-San Remo one-day classic in Italy. Holy moly!!! 😮

🚨 NEW: There was a terrible accident during the women's Milan-San Remo one-day classic in Italy. Holy moly!!! 😮

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The memes on Japanese X about Sanae Takaichi are brutal lmao. They have zero chill oh my god lmao. They’re calling her “the cart titan.” 💀💀💀

The memes on Japanese X about Sanae Takaichi are brutal lmao. They have zero chill oh my god lmao. They’re calling her “the cart titan.” 💀💀💀

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🚨ELON MUSK: "Am I going to comment on the Chinese driver of my Path of Exile account? Yes. His name is Yilongma and he's amazing. I rely on him for everything." 😂

🚨ELON MUSK: "Am I going to comment on the Chinese driver of my Path of Exile account? Yes. His name is Yilongma and he's amazing. I rely on him for everything." 😂

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Barron saw this all playing out from the beginning like Eren Yeager.

Barron saw this all playing out from the beginning like Eren Yeager.

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Babe wake up Elon’s doing the autism spin again 💀

Babe wake up Elon’s doing the autism spin again 💀

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Preach brother

Preach brother

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Hunter's last three hours of full immunity

Hunter's last three hours of full immunity

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It’s happening! 🎉 🎉 🎉

It’s happening! 🎉 🎉 🎉

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🚨REPORTER: "Mr. President, do you still think that Mr. Zelenskyy is a dictator?" TRUMP: "Umm...did I say that? I can't believe I said that. Next question." LMAO! 😂

🚨REPORTER: "Mr. President, do you still think that Mr. Zelenskyy is a dictator?" TRUMP: "Umm...did I say that? I can't believe I said that. Next question." LMAO! 😂

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TRUMP: "I thought Kaitlan Collins had really made it big with a new major sponsorship but then I informed her that it wasn't her on the Bud Light can it was Dylan Mulvaney." OMG LMAO 😂😂😂

TRUMP: "I thought Kaitlan Collins had really made it big with a new major sponsorship but then I informed her that it wasn't her on the Bud Light can it was Dylan Mulvaney." OMG LMAO 😂😂😂

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🚨NETANYAHU: "Some of these protestors hold up signs saying Gays for Gaza. They might as well hold up signs that say CHICKENS FOR KFC!" 😂💀

🚨NETANYAHU: "Some of these protestors hold up signs saying Gays for Gaza. They might as well hold up signs that say CHICKENS FOR KFC!" 😂💀

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🚨REPORTER: "One of the DOGE engineers was fired for inappropriate posts. The Vice President says bring him back. What do you say?" TRUMP: "Well I don't know about that particular thing, but if the Vice President said so, *turns to JD Vance* Did you say that? I'm with the VP."

🚨REPORTER: "One of the DOGE engineers was fired for inappropriate posts. The Vice President says bring him back. What do you say?" TRUMP: "Well I don't know about that particular thing, but if the Vice President said so, *turns to JD Vance* Did you say that? I'm with the VP."

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WE ARE SO BACK BABY

WE ARE SO BACK BABY

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REPORTER: "Mr. President you surround yourself with a lot of billionaires." TRUMP: "Well Biden surrounded himself with a lot of guys. And then they found out he didn't know what the hell he was talking about and then they deserted him."

REPORTER: "Mr. President you surround yourself with a lot of billionaires." TRUMP: "Well Biden surrounded himself with a lot of guys. And then they found out he didn't know what the hell he was talking about and then they deserted him."

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Trump instantly puts an out of line reporter back in his place. 🔥 REPORTER: "The Prime Minister (Netanyahu) wants you to strike Iran. That's what he wants." TRUMP: "You don't know what he wants. What do you know about anything?"

Trump instantly puts an out of line reporter back in his place. 🔥 REPORTER: "The Prime Minister (Netanyahu) wants you to strike Iran. That's what he wants." TRUMP: "You don't know what he wants. What do you know about anything?"

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🚨SCHULZ: "Barron is 18, he's handsome, he's tall, he's rich...he's unleashed in New York City, are you sure you want to repeal Roe V Wade now?" LOL!!! 😂😂😂

🚨SCHULZ: "Barron is 18, he's handsome, he's tall, he's rich...he's unleashed in New York City, are you sure you want to repeal Roe V Wade now?" LOL!!! 😂😂😂

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🚨NEW: A famous Australian reporter mocks Novak Djokovic and Serbian fans and then Novak refuses to give an on-court interview until he apologizes. Before Australian media can spin it, Novak goes direct to the world with what happened. The definition of F around and find out.

🚨NEW: A famous Australian reporter mocks Novak Djokovic and Serbian fans and then Novak refuses to give an on-court interview until he apologizes. Before Australian media can spin it, Novak goes direct to the world with what happened. The definition of F around and find out.

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