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Babe wake up Elon’s doing the autism spin again 💀

Babe wake up Elon’s doing the autism spin again 💀

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🚨 BREAKING: Androgenic has his hat stolen by a stranger revealing his clapped bald hairline and exposing him as a FRAUDMAXXER. The hair was a lie he was wearing a wig. GENERATIONAL AURA LOSS. No recovery possible. Baldmogged.

🚨 BREAKING: Androgenic has his hat stolen by a stranger revealing his clapped bald hairline and exposing him as a FRAUDMAXXER. The hair was a lie he was wearing a wig. GENERATIONAL AURA LOSS. No recovery possible. Baldmogged.

15,217,204 views

When the vending machine accidentally gives you two chips

When the vending machine accidentally gives you two chips

116,706,605 views

🚨 NEW: There was a terrible accident during the women's Milan-San Remo one-day classic in Italy. Holy moly!!! 😮

🚨 NEW: There was a terrible accident during the women's Milan-San Remo one-day classic in Italy. Holy moly!!! 😮

6,499,962 views

The memes on Japanese X about Sanae Takaichi are brutal lmao. They have zero chill oh my god lmao. They’re calling her “the cart titan.” 💀💀💀

The memes on Japanese X about Sanae Takaichi are brutal lmao. They have zero chill oh my god lmao. They’re calling her “the cart titan.” 💀💀💀

5,823,081 views

🚨TRUMP: "Who are you with? The Wall Street Journal has truly gone to hell. It is a rotten newspaper. Did you hear what I said? It's a rotten newspaper."

🚨TRUMP: "Who are you with? The Wall Street Journal has truly gone to hell. It is a rotten newspaper. Did you hear what I said? It's a rotten newspaper."

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🚨ELON MUSK: "Am I going to comment on the Chinese driver of my Path of Exile account? Yes. His name is Yilongma and he's amazing. I rely on him for everything." 😂

🚨ELON MUSK: "Am I going to comment on the Chinese driver of my Path of Exile account? Yes. His name is Yilongma and he's amazing. I rely on him for everything." 😂

26,051,854 views

Barron saw this all playing out from the beginning like Eren Yeager.

Barron saw this all playing out from the beginning like Eren Yeager.

15,031,852 views

It’s happening! 🎉 🎉 🎉

It’s happening! 🎉 🎉 🎉

3,721,084 views

The Trump shooter literally NARUTO RUNS into the dinner to try to take out Trump

The Trump shooter literally NARUTO RUNS into the dinner to try to take out Trump

478,585 views

Hunter's last three hours of full immunity

Hunter's last three hours of full immunity

8,813,569 views

🚨REPORTER: "Mr. President, do you still think that Mr. Zelenskyy is a dictator?" TRUMP: "Umm...did I say that? I can't believe I said that. Next question." LMAO! 😂

🚨REPORTER: "Mr. President, do you still think that Mr. Zelenskyy is a dictator?" TRUMP: "Umm...did I say that? I can't believe I said that. Next question." LMAO! 😂

5,370,838 views

KEIR STARMER: “I am a gooner.” 😂 😂 😂

KEIR STARMER: “I am a gooner.” 😂 😂 😂

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🚨REPORTER: "One of the DOGE engineers was fired for inappropriate posts. The Vice President says bring him back. What do you say?" TRUMP: "Well I don't know about that particular thing, but if the Vice President said so, *turns to JD Vance* Did you say that? I'm with the VP."

🚨REPORTER: "One of the DOGE engineers was fired for inappropriate posts. The Vice President says bring him back. What do you say?" TRUMP: "Well I don't know about that particular thing, but if the Vice President said so, *turns to JD Vance* Did you say that? I'm with the VP."

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🚨NETANYAHU: "Some of these protestors hold up signs saying Gays for Gaza. They might as well hold up signs that say CHICKENS FOR KFC!" 😂💀

🚨NETANYAHU: "Some of these protestors hold up signs saying Gays for Gaza. They might as well hold up signs that say CHICKENS FOR KFC!" 😂💀

5,854,469 views

REPORTER: "Mr. President you surround yourself with a lot of billionaires." TRUMP: "Well Biden surrounded himself with a lot of guys. And then they found out he didn't know what the hell he was talking about and then they deserted him."

REPORTER: "Mr. President you surround yourself with a lot of billionaires." TRUMP: "Well Biden surrounded himself with a lot of guys. And then they found out he didn't know what the hell he was talking about and then they deserted him."

3,844,120 views

CLAVICULAR: "Yo Nick, I'm going to bring some girls over for you." NICK FUENTES: "Please don't. I'm good." 💀💀💀

CLAVICULAR: "Yo Nick, I'm going to bring some girls over for you." NICK FUENTES: "Please don't. I'm good." 💀💀💀

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Trump instantly puts an out of line reporter back in his place. 🔥 REPORTER: "The Prime Minister (Netanyahu) wants you to strike Iran. That's what he wants." TRUMP: "You don't know what he wants. What do you know about anything?"

Trump instantly puts an out of line reporter back in his place. 🔥 REPORTER: "The Prime Minister (Netanyahu) wants you to strike Iran. That's what he wants." TRUMP: "You don't know what he wants. What do you know about anything?"

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🚨NEW: A famous Australian reporter mocks Novak Djokovic and Serbian fans and then Novak refuses to give an on-court interview until he apologizes. Before Australian media can spin it, Novak goes direct to the world with what happened. The definition of F around and find out.

🚨NEW: A famous Australian reporter mocks Novak Djokovic and Serbian fans and then Novak refuses to give an on-court interview until he apologizes. Before Australian media can spin it, Novak goes direct to the world with what happened. The definition of F around and find out.

3,246,499 views

🚨SCHULZ: "Barron is 18, he's handsome, he's tall, he's rich...he's unleashed in New York City, are you sure you want to repeal Roe V Wade now?" LOL!!! 😂😂😂

🚨SCHULZ: "Barron is 18, he's handsome, he's tall, he's rich...he's unleashed in New York City, are you sure you want to repeal Roe V Wade now?" LOL!!! 😂😂😂

3,887,298 views

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