BonkDaCarnivore
@BonkDaCarnivore • 17,863 subscribers
Retired VC; Gen X; PhD economics (Sloan); sardonic humorist. SAR. USCG. Pilot. I have more hit points than you can possibly imagine. If you @grok, it's a block
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"OK Susie, just how we practiced. Act natural, nobody suspects you're a lizard wearing a human skinsuit. Nailing it. Why is he talking about Clinton? Isn't the point of this we give 6 billion for Trump accounts and Mike gets 75 billion in contracts. Shit, remember to blink!
BonkDaCarnivore122,464 次观看 • 25 天前
VP JD Maybelline: "Of course OF COURSE 9/11 was a tragedy, but have you thought about what a great party it's going to be and how much fun you're gonna have to listen to the families who lost loved ones repeat the names of the deceased?" So Presidential. Almost as presidential as Trump being the only living President who's going to skip the whole thing because there's a rule about them not being able to give speeches there.
BonkDaCarnivore255,791 次观看 • 1 个月前
HORRIFYING: Leftist agitator in Oxnard California takes his SUV and rams heroic ICE agents in an attempt to kill them.... Wait, the vehicle that rammed the other one was an unmarked ICE vehicle that attacked Leo Martinez, an American citizen, causing him bodily injuries. Then, they took Martinez - who, again, is an AMERICAN CITIZEN - and sent him to an ICE detention facility even though he had proof of citizenship and committed no crime. Kelly McCarty will say it's Martinez's fault for not listening to...something.
BonkDaCarnivore964,803 次观看 • 9 个月前
There is perhaps no better example of hiring the right person being invaluable, yet hiring the wrong being less than useless than a realtor. One of the things I'm most grateful for is hiring the right people when looking for Big Apple Bonkpad years ago, beating into my head that the only places I should consider need to either face the park or water. Anything else, you're just asking to look at a wall one day. The dividends that one piece of advice have paid exceed any fee. I feel for this person, but this is what happens when you hire the wrong realtor. Anyhow, for those wondering, I didn't see streets full of moving vans of people fleeing the city to move to Florida, notices that the police force had shrunk by 50% and it was The Purge, or really anything different because Twitter said Mamdani was going to turn it into a ghost town. Just a typical NYC Christmas experience - something I admit I've missed given we had been boycotting the city since covid until earlier this year. But the FL/TX politicians have long since memory holed their constant twattering of the dumbest things imaginable on that topic
BonkDaCarnivore950,444 次观看 • 10 个月前
On the left, you have MAGA Mike Johnson saying Nutlick should not resign because he's done a great job and is such a good person. On the right, you have Nutlick admitting before Congress that he committed perjury and lied under oath during his confirmation hearings about his relationship with Epstein in order to obtain the job. Flush them. Flush them all. Flush every last one of them. We need a reset. The GOP is running cover for child sex traffickers.
BonkDaCarnivore683,744 次观看 • 8 个月前
Protocols for dignified transfer are very clear. Service dress for personnel, and there better not be a single wrinkle. Non-military personnel: dark attire, and they are to remove their hats. Anyhow, here's Trump wearing a fucking white hat and a bright red tie as he looks down to see if maybe he can see his little dinkie for the first time in 40 years. He and Wiles appear to be the only 2 who DIDN'T get the memo. But Obama's tan suits and Ron's boots or something. Also, shoutout to Fox News for using footage from an OLD dignified transfer yesterday, trying to pass it off as this one, so that their viewers wouldn't know their Mango Messiah wore his stupid hat. High journalistic ethics there.
BonkDaCarnivore609,276 次观看 • 7 个月前
Hannity claims 100K to each Greenlander is a "no brainer" they should take. Because he has no brain. Greenlanders right now get: Free healthcare, free education through college, a UBI for college students, a full year of maternity/paternity leave, annual block grants from the Danish government that accounts for 20% of Greenland's GDP and 50% of its budget. WHO in their right mind would give all that up for a 1-time payment of 100K US dollars which are declining in value rapidly? AND have absolutely no representation from their governing nation? Nobody, that's who.
BonkDaCarnivore518,280 次观看 • 9 个月前
HORRIFYING: random black family terrorizes ICE, the ATF, and the Hennepin County Sheriff's department (acting on information from ICE and the ATF) by *checks notes* living in the apartment the next floor down from the one they had a search warrant to execute to try and find the missing gun from the ICE weapons locker that got broken into and actually expecting law enforcement to know how to read numbers. Don't worry, they got what was coming to them, though: The entire family handcuffed and dragged out of the apartment, and the entire apartment flipped upside down as officers searched shoeboxes for a gun that was far too large to fit in one. Then, after they trashed the entire place, they just left without cleaning up and with the door not closing anymore like the heroes they are. And remember, this was THE WRONG APARTMENT - they had the wrong address. For the record, this search warrant blitz covered multiple properties at the same time as they looked for that gun, meaning that they KNEW most of the houses they were going to raid were going to be innocent. God bless our patriot heroes and protect them from those who would expect them to be able to...you know, read numbers.
BonkDaCarnivore440,802 次观看 • 9 个月前
Good news, everybody! It sucks you're spending more on gas, but did you know that you're *checks notes* spending more on everything else, too! Think of how great this is for the CC companies!" -Punchable Face Kevin Hassett Literally went on national TV and said this.
BonkDaCarnivore207,248 次观看 • 6 个月前
Once again w/ MAGA, we see their own dishonesty and propaganda undone by their sheer levels of incompetence. Here are the facts, for those who don't know: Eric Schmitt "The Bed" (cause middle name nicknames go at the end if you're MAGA) used a Congressional hearing to pump up recent speculation that he's gonna be Vance's running mate choice by claiming Jack Smith perjured himself by stating he did not attend an Atlanta Hawks game (implying - without any evidence - that Smith then went and colluded w/ Fani Willis in Georgia about Trump's felonies there). Schmitthead did so by pointing to some texts he "obtained" that he went to Kinko's and blew up onto a posterboard showing Smith was at a basketball game. In real time - during the hearing - it was proven that Smith was ~650 miles away at an Iowa Hawkeyes game - not an Atlanta Hawks game. There are pictures of Smith at the game. He's in section 109, row 1. It was such an awful Holy Schmitt Self Own that Katie Britt - herself not exactly known for her erudite mentality - was caught mouth agape on a closeup as she realized what a massive Schmittstorm this guy was creating for himself. Sen. Amy Klobuchar then effectively ended Schmittforbrains's career by publicly identifying how he had the entirely wrong game and state, and his accusations of perjury were defamatory and slanderous. So what did Schmitthead go do? He made the rounds on Con Inc Grifter podcasts trying to proclaim he actually did get Smith to perjure himself and only LATER stated he was at another game (it was real time), making no mention of the fact his entire line of questioning was destroyed (the Griftoverse, of course, made no mention of the epic embarrassment he suffered). Today, Magadoltia run around believing that their version of events was the real one, because facts are in direct opposition to their reality. As for the rest of us? Our expectations of MAGA were already really low but Holy Schmitt.
BonkDaCarnivore39,009 次观看 • 1 个月前
Reporter: Attacking civilian infrastructure violates the Geneva Convention (interrupted) Trump: The New York Times is failing Reporter: "OK whatever. Aren't these war crimes?" Trump: "You're fake news. You said I wouldn't win the election and I won. I won the election. I'm a winner." He's everything we were worried Biden had become, except worse
BonkDaCarnivore140,064 次观看 • 6 个月前
So 2 days ago, we had Punchable Face Hassett saying how great it was people are loading up on credit card debt. Yesterday, we had Duffy telling people to take road trips with gas at historically high levels. Now we get Housing Director Pulte (man who made his money selling cheap cardboard houses that only last 20 years) saying it's no big deal that foreclosures are at a 6 year high. Great midterm messaging.
BonkDaCarnivore108,128 次观看 • 5 个月前
Remember "300 million dollars but under budget, no taxpayer expense for the ballroom"? On the left, Trump saying he'll pay for it himself. On the right, now it's 400 million, paid for by taxpayers, with Trump pocketing the 300 million in "donations" he got for it. Opening my 4th Fell For It Again awards factory to keep up with demand in the Golden Age
BonkDaCarnivore92,701 次观看 • 6 个月前
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It doesn't get any more clear than this (this is an angle that the news agencies haven't seemed to pick up on yet): The ICE brownshirts push a woman who wasn't even in their way just because she was filming them. Alex Pretty, an ER nurse who is only holding a camera, goes to help her up. In response, ICE pepper sprays him, he puts his hands up, and half a dozen of them gang up on him, tackle him, and begin assaulting him. He puts his hands over his head to defend himself from their attack, one of the officers takes his LEGALLY CARRIED FIREARM and, once they disarmed him, they killed him in a hail of gunfire by shooting him in the back. If you have any defense of this, you're just an asshole who doesn't care if innocent people are killed so long as you get to feel good about immigration activities and you're a piece of shit. Minneapolis, I don't think you're protesting or voting your way out of this situation and, unfortunately, 30% of the population are genetically defective and should be sterilized for the good of the species as they defend this.
BonkDaCarnivore130,187 次观看 • 9 个月前