BonkDaCarnivore
@BonkDaCarnivore • 17,114 subscribers
Retired VC; Gen X; PhD economics (Sloan); sardonic humorist. SAR. USCG. Pilot. I have more hit points than you can possibly imagine. If you @grok, it's a block
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VP JD Maybelline: "Of course OF COURSE 9/11 was a tragedy, but have you thought about what a great party it's going to be and how much fun you're gonna have to listen to the families who lost loved ones repeat the names of the deceased?" So Presidential. Almost as presidential as Trump being the only living President who's going to skip the whole thing because there's a rule about them not being able to give speeches there.
BonkDaCarnivore255,642 Aufrufe • vor 14 Tagen
HORRIFYING: Leftist agitator in Oxnard California takes his SUV and rams heroic ICE agents in an attempt to kill them.... Wait, the vehicle that rammed the other one was an unmarked ICE vehicle that attacked Leo Martinez, an American citizen, causing him bodily injuries. Then, they took Martinez - who, again, is an AMERICAN CITIZEN - and sent him to an ICE detention facility even though he had proof of citizenship and committed no crime. Kelly McCarty will say it's Martinez's fault for not listening to...something.
BonkDaCarnivore964,534 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten
There is perhaps no better example of hiring the right person being invaluable, yet hiring the wrong being less than useless than a realtor. One of the things I'm most grateful for is hiring the right people when looking for Big Apple Bonkpad years ago, beating into my head that the only places I should consider need to either face the park or water. Anything else, you're just asking to look at a wall one day. The dividends that one piece of advice have paid exceed any fee. I feel for this person, but this is what happens when you hire the wrong realtor. Anyhow, for those wondering, I didn't see streets full of moving vans of people fleeing the city to move to Florida, notices that the police force had shrunk by 50% and it was The Purge, or really anything different because Twitter said Mamdani was going to turn it into a ghost town. Just a typical NYC Christmas experience - something I admit I've missed given we had been boycotting the city since covid until earlier this year. But the FL/TX politicians have long since memory holed their constant twattering of the dumbest things imaginable on that topic
BonkDaCarnivore950,444 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten
Protocols for dignified transfer are very clear. Service dress for personnel, and there better not be a single wrinkle. Non-military personnel: dark attire, and they are to remove their hats. Anyhow, here's Trump wearing a fucking white hat and a bright red tie as he looks down to see if maybe he can see his little dinkie for the first time in 40 years. He and Wiles appear to be the only 2 who DIDN'T get the memo. But Obama's tan suits and Ron's boots or something. Also, shoutout to Fox News for using footage from an OLD dignified transfer yesterday, trying to pass it off as this one, so that their viewers wouldn't know their Mango Messiah wore his stupid hat. High journalistic ethics there.
BonkDaCarnivore609,276 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten
On the left, you have MAGA Mike Johnson saying Nutlick should not resign because he's done a great job and is such a good person. On the right, you have Nutlick admitting before Congress that he committed perjury and lied under oath during his confirmation hearings about his relationship with Epstein in order to obtain the job. Flush them. Flush them all. Flush every last one of them. We need a reset. The GOP is running cover for child sex traffickers.
BonkDaCarnivore683,706 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten
Hannity claims 100K to each Greenlander is a "no brainer" they should take. Because he has no brain. Greenlanders right now get: Free healthcare, free education through college, a UBI for college students, a full year of maternity/paternity leave, annual block grants from the Danish government that accounts for 20% of Greenland's GDP and 50% of its budget. WHO in their right mind would give all that up for a 1-time payment of 100K US dollars which are declining in value rapidly? AND have absolutely no representation from their governing nation? Nobody, that's who.
BonkDaCarnivore518,280 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten
HORRIFYING: random black family terrorizes ICE, the ATF, and the Hennepin County Sheriff's department (acting on information from ICE and the ATF) by *checks notes* living in the apartment the next floor down from the one they had a search warrant to execute to try and find the missing gun from the ICE weapons locker that got broken into and actually expecting law enforcement to know how to read numbers. Don't worry, they got what was coming to them, though: The entire family handcuffed and dragged out of the apartment, and the entire apartment flipped upside down as officers searched shoeboxes for a gun that was far too large to fit in one. Then, after they trashed the entire place, they just left without cleaning up and with the door not closing anymore like the heroes they are. And remember, this was THE WRONG APARTMENT - they had the wrong address. For the record, this search warrant blitz covered multiple properties at the same time as they looked for that gun, meaning that they KNEW most of the houses they were going to raid were going to be innocent. God bless our patriot heroes and protect them from those who would expect them to be able to...you know, read numbers.
BonkDaCarnivore440,802 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten
Good news, everybody! It sucks you're spending more on gas, but did you know that you're *checks notes* spending more on everything else, too! Think of how great this is for the CC companies!" -Punchable Face Kevin Hassett Literally went on national TV and said this.
BonkDaCarnivore207,248 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten
Reporter: Attacking civilian infrastructure violates the Geneva Convention (interrupted) Trump: The New York Times is failing Reporter: "OK whatever. Aren't these war crimes?" Trump: "You're fake news. You said I wouldn't win the election and I won. I won the election. I'm a winner." He's everything we were worried Biden had become, except worse
BonkDaCarnivore140,064 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten
So 2 days ago, we had Punchable Face Hassett saying how great it was people are loading up on credit card debt. Yesterday, we had Duffy telling people to take road trips with gas at historically high levels. Now we get Housing Director Pulte (man who made his money selling cheap cardboard houses that only last 20 years) saying it's no big deal that foreclosures are at a 6 year high. Great midterm messaging.
BonkDaCarnivore108,128 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten
Nothing to see here, folks; just a "license plate reading camera" positioned *checks notes* in the middle of a golf course where there are no plates. Everybody needs to unite around this Flock (and Axon/Vigilant) situation and say not just no but hell no. It's a defining moment in our society. And pay attention if your city says they're taking down the Flock cameras - make sure they aren't just replacing them with Axons, which a number of places have secretly done.
BonkDaCarnivore35,658 Aufrufe • vor 1 Monat
Remember "300 million dollars but under budget, no taxpayer expense for the ballroom"? On the left, Trump saying he'll pay for it himself. On the right, now it's 400 million, paid for by taxpayers, with Trump pocketing the 300 million in "donations" he got for it. Opening my 4th Fell For It Again awards factory to keep up with demand in the Golden Age
BonkDaCarnivore92,701 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten
"Not all MAGA are pedophiles, but all MAGA have decided that pedophilia isn't a dealbreaker" A school board member in Washington County TN, Keith Ervin, physically touched a high school student at a board meeting and said "god you're hot" to her. In response, fellow school board member Chad Fleenor cites Donald Trump in defense of Keith and as a reason why people should choose grace and leave Keith Be. The 2026 GOP is filled with more degenerates than the worst periods on the left
BonkDaCarnivore98,625 Aufrufe • vor 5 Monaten