The Coachspeak Index

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#Raiders HC Klint Kubiak a couple hours ago, when asked if Brock Bowers and Maxx Crosby would be cleared to play and ready to go on Sunday: “Yeah, we’re expecting to have all our guys ready for Sunday.”

it was a more active trade deadline because the young whippersnapper GMs are so trade horny from their days of playing fantasy football

#Rams coach Sean McVay on why he went for a touchdown with two minutes left, instead of kneeling the ball and then kicking a field goal to go up 11: “Kyren’s on my fantasy team”

#Patriots HC Mike Vrabel on Sunday’s officiating: “The Bills lead the NFL in offensive holding… That would be hard for me to understand how the team that is coming into the game leading — and that’s how they play — didn’t have one yesterday. That’s hard for me to understand.”

it’s only Week 1, and Brian Callahan is already on the verge of asking a reporter if they want to take it outside

Liam Coen does not give a shit about your stupid fantasy football teams

new John Harbaugh injury update / existential poem just dropped: they’re on schedule what that means, I don’t really know because nobody knows [edit] they’re doing well

Todd Monken subtweeting James Gladstone from the top rope

#Browns HC Kevin Stefanski on a player comp for #Steelers TE Darnell Washington:

he gets so rude and mean sometimes, I hate it

Sean Payton saw all your lambasting tweets yesterday

#Eagles OC Sean Mannion omitting a very prominent name when talking about Philly’s WR room today 👀

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#Cardinals OC Nathaniel Hackett on whether he sees the RB room as having a starter: “I’m really excited about it. Excited for James [Conner] to get out there and show what he’s got. I mean, all the guys.” on Jeremiyah Love’s progression: “I mean, he’s definitely a rookie”

Hey, Frank, what do you think about Omar Cooper Jr. and Isaiah Williams? BELLCOW BREECE, BELLCOW GARRETT

Dan Patrick wasn’t having any of Kevin O’Connell’s coachspeak on QB1

Jahmyr Gibbs nooooooooooooo

#Falcons HC Raheem Morris on Drake London’s gun celebration that was flagged: “Drake is a great kid. His intent was not as a use of a weapon. He probably was shooting t-shirts into the stands, to be honest with you, because he’s just that kind of a guy.”

#Rams HC Sean McVay on Blake Corum: “He’s a stud, and he’s gonna be a big factor in what we’re gonna do this year” [McVay has a 75% reliability rating on usage/workload coachspeak]

the complementary statistic to “teams who ran the ball 40+ times in a game are 155-2”

#Colts HC Shane Steichen on Josh Downs’ involvement in the 2026 offense: “Getting him involved any way we can, whether it’s in 12 personnel — obviously, he plays a lot in the slot in 11 personnel. But just trying to find different ways to get him the ball.”

#Chargers OC Mike McDaniel printed out wanted posters for Keaton Mitchell and Alec Ingold, and put the posters up on GM Joe Hortiz’s wall

Liam Coen breaking down all the Brian Thomas Jr. fantasy points that Trevor Lawrence cost you in Week 1:

I don’t watch defensive coordinator press conferences, but I may have to make an exception for #Lions DC Kelvin Sheppard

“To be quite frank with you, I kinda enjoyed beating Matt LaFleur twice a year.” BEN JOHNSON COMIN’ IN HOT

I mean c’mon dude

they’re calling Pat Bryant “Patty Ice,” and you’re fading him??

#Lions coach Dan Campbell talking today about David Montgomery’s workload Sounds familiar!