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A cheetah and a greyhound raced each other in England in 1937.

A cheetah and a greyhound raced each other in England in 1937.

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They would do this to our children too.

They would do this to our children too.

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Israel's defense minister confirms White replacement and that he wants to flood Sweden and France with muslims.

Israel's defense minister confirms White replacement and that he wants to flood Sweden and France with muslims.

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Turtles are smart and don't want to see their neighborhood go to shit. They know who to get rid of.

Turtles are smart and don't want to see their neighborhood go to shit. They know who to get rid of.

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Keisha does a freshness check before joining in on the twerking fun🤢🤢

Keisha does a freshness check before joining in on the twerking fun🤢🤢

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Female israeli soldiers train by hurling grenades over a wall into Gaza. They'll do this kind of shit and then cry about antisemitism.

Female israeli soldiers train by hurling grenades over a wall into Gaza. They'll do this kind of shit and then cry about antisemitism.

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Imagine this low IQ, bald filth interrupting dinner with your family. We're not compatible with these creatures.

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Imagine this low IQ, bald filth interrupting dinner with your family. We're not compatible with these creatures.

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Pablo tried to flex on an older White man and got laid out.

Pablo tried to flex on an older White man and got laid out.

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The goofiest country on Earth.

The goofiest country on Earth.

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I got a new bike. It's a 6 million speed.

I got a new bike. It's a 6 million speed.

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Boats are like trains but on water and Indians don't do too well with them either.

Boats are like trains but on water and Indians don't do too well with them either.

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Engineers in India lining up to kiss some guy's feet.

Engineers in India lining up to kiss some guy's feet.

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It's never about the size of the dog in the fight.

It's never about the size of the dog in the fight.

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Chicken Waffen struck again.

Chicken Waffen struck again.

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Be careful out there, we're surrounded by retards.

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Be careful out there, we're surrounded by retards.

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Someone always pulls a gun. This is exactly why we stopped having dwarf vs children fights in my neighborhood.

Someone always pulls a gun. This is exactly why we stopped having dwarf vs children fights in my neighborhood.

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We wuz electricians.

We wuz electricians.

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Prakesh got a little too fired up on the way to the cow poop festival and drove off of the road.

Prakesh got a little too fired up on the way to the cow poop festival and drove off of the road.

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A moron learns the hard way. FAFO.

A moron learns the hard way. FAFO.

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It's an Indian tradition to cover your porch with cow shit. Backwards fcking country.

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It's an Indian tradition to cover your porch with cow shit. Backwards fcking country.

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Creepy Indian men waiting in the middle of a waterslide so they can prey on women.
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Creepy Indian men waiting in the middle of a waterslide so they can prey on women.

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An octopus changing colors while it sleeps. Some researchers say that it's because the octopus is dreaming.
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An octopus changing colors while it sleeps. Some researchers say that it's because the octopus is dreaming.

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Piggyback rides can be dangerous if you're an Indian with a 73 IQ.
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Piggyback rides can be dangerous if you're an Indian with a 73 IQ.

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A Chinese bank teller, behind bulletproof glass, laughed at the genius who tried to rob her with a cleaver.
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A Chinese bank teller, behind bulletproof glass, laughed at the genius who tried to rob her with a cleaver.

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The octopus blinded him with the ink screen and then shape shifted.
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The octopus blinded him with the ink screen and then shape shifted.

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He might run like Napoleon Dynamite but he fights like Chuck Norris.
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He might run like Napoleon Dynamite but he fights like Chuck Norris.

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The sacred Indian martial art, Kung Pu.
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The sacred Indian martial art, Kung Pu.

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A guy in Brazil tried jacking a motorcycle but got smoked by a cop instead.
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A guy in Brazil tried jacking a motorcycle but got smoked by a cop instead.

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A businessman in Brazil shows us how to handle a robbery. It was ruled as justified.
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A businessman in Brazil shows us how to handle a robbery. It was ruled as justified.

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"Mama, don' be twerkin'. It's muh birfday" ---"Fuq yo birfday lil nìqqa, it's black history munf"
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"Mama, don' be twerkin'. It's muh birfday" ---"Fuq yo birfday lil nìqqa, it's black history munf"

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A lone Tiger Waffen soldier engaged the enemy behind enemy lines and managed to escape successfully.
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A lone Tiger Waffen soldier engaged the enemy behind enemy lines and managed to escape successfully.

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Black Wee Todds Vol. 2 Beachboons
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Black Wee Todds Vol. 2 Beachboons

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It's the 33rd anniversary of Nay-Nay beating up Peanut for being a no-good, triflin' ass nigga and using her last food stamp. Peanut passed a few years ago and Nay-Nay is now 70 with a bad hip and sells kool-aid pickles out of the trunk of her 2004 Altima.
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It's the 33rd anniversary of Nay-Nay beating up Peanut for being a no-good, triflin' ass nigga and using her last food stamp. Peanut passed a few years ago and Nay-Nay is now 70 with a bad hip and sells kool-aid pickles out of the trunk of her 2004 Altima.

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Landfills in India are rivers.
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Landfills in India are rivers.

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Kareem was getting real uppity so Brad slapped the shit out of him. Twice.
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Kareem was getting real uppity so Brad slapped the shit out of him. Twice.

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While running from the police after stealing sunglasses, De'andre jumped from the 2nd floor in the mall and broke both of his legs🤣🤣 The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed.
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While running from the police after stealing sunglasses, De'andre jumped from the 2nd floor in the mall and broke both of his legs🤣🤣 The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed.

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I prefer down syndrome police to brown ones.
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I prefer down syndrome police to brown ones.

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A tough White kid proves that the savages can't fight 1 on 1.
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A tough White kid proves that the savages can't fight 1 on 1.

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Goats in the Middle East have learned how to walk up walls. Experts say the goats have developed this ability as a defense to avoid being married to muslim men.
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Goats in the Middle East have learned how to walk up walls. Experts say the goats have developed this ability as a defense to avoid being married to muslim men.

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Scenes like this give me faith in the future. The kids will be fine.
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Scenes like this give me faith in the future. The kids will be fine.

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