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They would do this to our children too.

They would do this to our children too.

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Female israeli soldiers train by hurling grenades over a wall into Gaza. They'll do this kind of shit and then cry about antisemitism.

Female israeli soldiers train by hurling grenades over a wall into Gaza. They'll do this kind of shit and then cry about antisemitism.

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A cheetah and a greyhound raced each other in England in 1937.

A cheetah and a greyhound raced each other in England in 1937.

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A typical parent/teacher meeting in a black school. The teacher is the one in gray.

A typical parent/teacher meeting in a black school. The teacher is the one in gray.

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It's an Indian tradition to cover your porch with cow shit. Backwards fcking country.

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It's an Indian tradition to cover your porch with cow shit. Backwards fcking country.

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Keisha does a freshness check before joining in on the twerking fun🤢🤢

Keisha does a freshness check before joining in on the twerking fun🤢🤢

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Imagine this low IQ, bald filth interrupting dinner with your family. We're not compatible with these creatures.

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Imagine this low IQ, bald filth interrupting dinner with your family. We're not compatible with these creatures.

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I got a new bike. It's a 6 million speed.

I got a new bike. It's a 6 million speed.

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Pablo tried to flex on an older White man and got laid out.

Pablo tried to flex on an older White man and got laid out.

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Prakesh got a little too fired up on the way to the cow poop festival and drove off of the road.

Prakesh got a little too fired up on the way to the cow poop festival and drove off of the road.

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A moron learns the hard way. FAFO.

A moron learns the hard way. FAFO.

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We wuz electricians.

We wuz electricians.

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Someone always pulls a gun. This is exactly why we stopped having dwarf vs children fights in my neighborhood.

Someone always pulls a gun. This is exactly why we stopped having dwarf vs children fights in my neighborhood.

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It's never about the size of the dog in the fight.

It's never about the size of the dog in the fight.

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How do you get a new driveway in India? You steal it, obviously.

How do you get a new driveway in India? You steal it, obviously.

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Smart kids.

Smart kids.

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The usual suspects tried to rob the wrong store. The 80 year-old shopkeeper was waiting for them and the result was Leroy running out and screaming like a little bitch.

The usual suspects tried to rob the wrong store. The 80 year-old shopkeeper was waiting for them and the result was Leroy running out and screaming like a little bitch.

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X-rays from the US/Mexico Border Patrol show the different ways that migrants sneak into the country.

X-rays from the US/Mexico Border Patrol show the different ways that migrants sneak into the country.

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Elephants and trains get all of the credit but snakes are responsible for around 55K fatalities in India every year.

Elephants and trains get all of the credit but snakes are responsible for around 55K fatalities in India every year.

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Shaqueshia was getting real chimpish in a McDonald's until a blender to the face settled her down.

Shaqueshia was getting real chimpish in a McDonald's until a blender to the face settled her down.

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Landfills in India are rivers.

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"Mama, don' be twerkin'. It's muh birfday" ---"Fuq yo birfday lil nìqqa, it's black history munf"
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