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Dr. Miami reveals the changes he'll make to perfect Clavicular's nose "Nobody on earth is perfectly symmetrical. Everybody is slightly asymmetrical. Nostrils are like sisters or brothers, they're not identical twins. Your left nostril is slightly wider than your right nostril. Both of them are just slightly wide by beauty standards" "What I'm going to do this morning is take in a tiny bit of the nostril over here, a little more on this side than that side. Just a tiny bit, to bring them closer together and get us as close as we can to what people would consider the perfect beauty standard"
Mikli2,152,435 次观看 • 14 小时前
Steven Bartlett says a few glasses of wine ruined the next 3 days of his life “It's one of those areas where you don't understand the hidden cost until you really give it up for a while. I stopped drinking at 30 years old. I'm now 33. When I was 31, I thought, I'll have a drink again because now I could really A/B test it. I had a year of not drinking, decided to have a drink again” “It ruined three days of my life. I had a couple of glasses of wine, didn't get drunk. It ruined three days of my life because of the domino effect it caused” “I got worse sleep that night, and then because I got worse sleep that night, I ate more poorly the next day because my dopamine system or whatever, the cortisol system was all messed up. I podcasted worse. I didn't go to the gym that day or the day after because I felt really bad. I then slept worse, and I could track all of this on my Whoop”
Mikli26,281,336 次观看 • 11 天前
Clavicular says the average person isn't worth interacting with because all they do is watch football and drink beer "There's really not that many people who are worth interacting with, I would say. Most people are extremely jester, or they've just completely misprioritized their lives" "I would say the average person that you meet, who's an enjoyer of sports, who drinks beer, for example, and says, 'Let's go have a beer at the pub and watch Sunday football,' that's the worst thing that you could do. You should be on PubMed reading various different studies on how you could improve your looks"
Mikli1,762,429 次观看 • 3 天前
Clavicular says Sydney Sweeney is mid and would become invisible with an average body “Some people think that Sydney Sweeney is extremely attractive. But I would say that she’s pretty malformed. Her upper maxilla is extremely recessed, right. She’s got the eyes of doom with no infraorbital support” “She’s really not that much of a looker in her face. I think that a lot of people with porn brains find her attractive because of her body”
Mikli2,670,224 次观看 • 13 天前
Amouranth reveals she owns 4 gas stations worth ~$14,000,000 “When it’s like $3 million, it’s usually gas station stuff. Gas stations are like $3 million each. I think I have about three right now, and I’m working on a fourth. Each one is worth about $3-4 million, because that’s the land plus all the facilities” “I don’t really know the yearly cash flow off the top of my head, because I don’t really look at them for profitability. It’s more so I can reduce, on paper, how much I’m making to the IRS, because I have all these business expenses”
Mikli7,963,442 次观看 • 1 个月前
Clavicular says the only time drinking alcohol makes sense is when you're trying to talk to girls "People will just drink alcohol for no reason at all. It seems like, 'Let's go have a drink'" "If you were actually smart, you would realize the purpose of alcohol is to lower your inhibitions to talk to girls. So that's the only time in which it makes sense to leverage such a toxic drug as ethanol"
Mikli360,313 次观看 • 3 天前
Kevin O’Leary says almost nobody can beat the S&P 500 by picking individual stocks “If you think you’re so good that you can pick stocks and beat the index, give it a try and learn the hard way. Virtually nobody beats the index” “What you should do is make it easy for yourself. Maybe put $1,000 into one account where you pick stocks, and another $1,000 into SPY, the ETF that tracks the entire S&P 500” “And then you’ll find out the hard way that you’re not that good. 90% of the time, you can’t beat it, so you might as well join it and stop trying to pick stocks”
Mikli1,504,538 次观看 • 13 天前
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Hallie Batchelder reveals how she got a free boob job “I really wanted to get my tits done because they looked really sad. I had gained weight, lost weight, and they looked really depressed. I was hooking up with this guy at the time, he was like this hedge fund owner, billionaire guy, and he was like, ‘I’ll pay for your tits.’ So he Venmo’d me like 12 grand or something. Him and his friend both split it, so they each had a tit or something” “I just pocketed that money and told my parents, ‘Listen, if I get my real estate license, will you pay for my tits?’ And they were like, ‘Of course.’ So these guys think they owe my tits, but really I just got my real estate license and my parents paid for the tits”
Mikli4,105,918 次观看 • 1 个月前
Ashton Hall reveals he never trains abs despite having an insane six pack “I don’t do core. I didn’t do core for like 10 years. We all have a six pack, you just might not see it because of your diet. That’s why I do no carbs, the diet is for the core” “If you want a smaller waist, you don’t train core at all, you just make sure you’re in a caloric deficit so you can lose the fat over it”
Mikli4,419,203 次观看 • 1 个月前
Clavicular tells Jake Paul they should do a boxing match “‘You have to call someone out, Clav.’ I have no beef with nobody. I’ll box you if you want” Jake Paul: “You mean right now?” Clavicular: “No, like an actual boxing match. You know how you did the fight with Anthony Joshua? Most people probably thought he was gonna win. I wanna do a fight where it’s someone way better than me, because that’s how you get experience”
Mikli1,814,887 次观看 • 18 天前
Caleb Hammer reveals this e-girl has more than $27,000,000 in stocks “You have $27 million in stocks, but it looks like you withdrew about $1.5 million in cash, potentially from this portfolio. 'I think that was for the private equity expense'” “Do you have someone that’s picking the stocks for you, or how do you go about it?” “My accountant will bring stuff to me, and then I have to approve it. They don’t just do it without me knowing. We usually have a discussion about it. But yeah, they’ll find stuff for me” “I like safe stocks. My personal knowledge that I’ve gained is just typically what I like to stick to, unless someone else older and wiser is like, hey, this is an opportunity. Stuff like Visa, like Shopify, things that aren’t going anywhere”
Mikli4,425,009 次观看 • 1 个月前
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Clavicular reveals his “best” cold approach advice is approaching with a boner Mike: “I totally agree, but how about a semi?” Clavicular: “No” Mike: “You’re talking about a full fcking boner?” Clavicular: “Yes, the girls can sense it” Logan: “This is some primal shit. This is above me. This is crazy”
Mikli1,754,631 次观看 • 21 天前
Clavicular explains how dangerous cocaine actually is “Actually cocaine is far more dangerous and there’s a higher mortality risk than meth because meth might be cardiotoxic over the long term due to vasoconstriction” “You could die immediately from doing cocaine even if it’s your first time. That’s the issue you run into because you’re blocking your sodium channels. You could have a heart attack and be gone. You could be a perfectly healthy guy and then you’re dead”
Mikli1,311,648 次观看 • 16 天前
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Clavicular says if you go bald you lose all your sexual market value “I would rather my dick never work again and keep all of my hair than anything” “For the average person, you’re not gonna be Jason Statham. So you’re gonna have this bald head and a functional dick, but it’s gonna be over for you when you got no one that you could use it on besides your hand”
Mikli1,281,411 次观看 • 18 天前
Clavicular says average men are now competing with the entire world and professional athletes in dating “We’ve got people like professional athletes DMing them on Instagram, flying them out, so you’re not just competing with the top chads of your 15 mile radius, you’re competing with the entire world” “So it’s becoming increasingly difficult to compete as the average guy. There’s this purgatory zone where even someone who’s average to above average could be struggling to secure a long term relationship a lot of the times and that’s really alarming”
Mikli1,093,591 次观看 • 17 天前
Jake Paul says UFC stakeholders are greedy and Dana White is stupid for not paying his fighters “Just look at what he’s doing. You don't get Jon Jones on the White House card. First of all, Justin Gaethje is gonna lose to Ilia Topuria on the White House card, so you have a Spaniard beating a white American on the patriotic White House card. Big mistake” “This is one of the most profitable sports organizations in history. Their investors have gotten greedy. They're in control. They are looking at the P&Ls and being like, ‘Yo, we can just keep pumping this shit,’ and they’re not” “They forgot their heart as a company. That’s the problem. It’s dying”
Mikli575,318 次观看 • 10 天前
xQc explains how broken the court system is after his ex-girlfriend sued him for $10 million even after a court already ruled they weren’t common law married “Whatever I get, whatever I build is entirely mine. I own it, right? If I want to discard it, if I want to burn it, if I want to invest it, it’s up to me” “It was already proven by one court that we weren't married, and I can't understand how you're allowed to have a case where something is proven false and then refile the same claim in another county”
Mikli1,507,834 次观看 • 25 天前
Caleb Hammer’s audit guest reveals she is making $54,000 a year as a server at 21 “I am currently a server at an Italian restaurant. It’s a little above an Olive Garden type situation. I just went up from $13 to $14 an hour for my hourly rate, and I usually make anywhere from $600 to $1,000 a week in tips.” “What normally hits your account, with tips and everything included, on a monthly basis? Anywhere between $4,000 and $5,000. So $4,500, is that what we’re gonna say? Yeah, I would say about that.” “I’m sure you don’t claim your tips. They’re on there, yeah. You claim your tips? Yeah, my credit card and my cash, really every night. Who does that?” “Why are you struggling? $54,000 a year net at 21”
Mikli2,048,106 次观看 • 1 个月前
Johnny Manziel says he agreed with Bob Menery to not train and just scrap it out as they are “I don’t think either one of us knew how it was gonna go” “We kind of made an agreement on the side where it’s like, are you training? No. Are you training? No. Let’s just go in here and fight the way that we are and the people that we are. Like both kind of rip, we both aren’t UFC fighters.”
Mikli410,157 次观看 • 8 天前