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S&amp;P 500 closes at new ATH again crypto guys:

People with 0.04 bitcoin deciding if they should take profit or not

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Starbucks accepts bitcoin soon they will turn this on in every country to avoid 2.5% credit card transaction fees and inflation

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Adin Ross asks Barron Trump for 250k and he offers to send Ethereum

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Offline coin exchanger, EUR to BTC over the lightning network #bitcoin is unstoppable

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When I try to explain bitcoin and they say “it’s too complicated I’ll stick with cash”

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