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Eli McCann

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New dad. Lawyer/Writer/America’s Grandma. Humor columnist for @sltrib. Host of the Strangerville podcast. Humor essays here: https://t.co/vo8yEGv8HB

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I'm visiting my uncle and his dog just got on the treadmill to do his exercises. My uncle said he does this a few times a day. He carries a toy in his mouth the entire time.

I'm visiting my uncle and his dog just got on the treadmill to do his exercises. My uncle said he does this a few times a day. He carries a toy in his mouth the entire time.

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A quick reminder in case you forgot the recipe for my award-winning election night cocktail.

A quick reminder in case you forgot the recipe for my award-winning election night cocktail.

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We caught Mr. Baby's first giggle on video and it cured America and fixed climate change.

We caught Mr. Baby's first giggle on video and it cured America and fixed climate change.

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I spend a lot of my day doing this now.

I spend a lot of my day doing this now.

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He's not a baby whisperer. Don't you dare call him that.

He's not a baby whisperer. Don't you dare call him that.

26,791 views

He ran out of watermelon popsicles so they had to settle for mango.

He ran out of watermelon popsicles so they had to settle for mango.

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Just a couple of dudes grilling in a rain storm.

Just a couple of dudes grilling in a rain storm.

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One of my favorite parts of the day is my incredibly fulfilling conversations with my baby while I make dinner.

One of my favorite parts of the day is my incredibly fulfilling conversations with my baby while I make dinner.

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This song has been going on for 45 minutes.

This song has been going on for 45 minutes.

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When you need to exercise, but also your baby is bored and wants to be entertained.

When you need to exercise, but also your baby is bored and wants to be entertained.

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Tonight I made the mistake of telling Skylar I one day plan to bury Duncan with his favorite toy and we both started crying. How the hell do you process the death of a pet? I don't think I could survive it.

Tonight I made the mistake of telling Skylar I one day plan to bury Duncan with his favorite toy and we both started crying. How the hell do you process the death of a pet? I don't think I could survive it.

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I flew Sky's mom in as a surprise for his birthday. She texted him from the front porch that she just got a notification that the gift she sent him was just delivered.

I flew Sky's mom in as a surprise for his birthday. She texted him from the front porch that she just got a notification that the gift she sent him was just delivered.

1,361,863 views • 1 year ago

My new novel, STITCHED

My new novel, STITCHED

13,886 views • 6 days ago

My mother-in-law just sent me a jump drive of old family videos and I am obsessed with my diva husband storming off the set because he couldn't work under these conditions while trying to give a book report.

My mother-in-law just sent me a jump drive of old family videos and I am obsessed with my diva husband storming off the set because he couldn't work under these conditions while trying to give a book report.

481,606 views • 2 years ago

We landed! As we got off the plane the pilot told us "it's not about the destination, it's about the journey." Absolutely would and will fly with them again.

We landed! As we got off the plane the pilot told us "it's not about the destination, it's about the journey." Absolutely would and will fly with them again.

144,671 views • 2 years ago

Nearly the moment we brought the baby home from the hospital six months ago Duncan started trying to teach him to play fetch and he hasn't given up yet.

Nearly the moment we brought the baby home from the hospital six months ago Duncan started trying to teach him to play fetch and he hasn't given up yet.

51,624 views • 1 year ago

You're not going to believe who is learning to sit up on his own.

You're not going to believe who is learning to sit up on his own.

36,828 views • 1 year ago

You would not believe the wild New Year's party we are at right now.

You would not believe the wild New Year's party we are at right now.

44,183 views • 1 year ago

I accidentally pinched him as I was taking his harness off after our walk and he screamed and then looked at me like I had shot his entire family in front of him.

I accidentally pinched him as I was taking his harness off after our walk and he screamed and then looked at me like I had shot his entire family in front of him.

33,555 views • 1 year ago

It turns out I do love sports.

It turns out I do love sports.

35,788 views • 1 year ago

A quick out-of-breath tour of our very cool hotel room in Ghent.

A quick out-of-breath tour of our very cool hotel room in Ghent.

39,475 views • 1 year ago

He's getting really good at playing fetch.

He's getting really good at playing fetch.

26,527 views • 1 year ago

I am begging everyone to watch this news clip I just accidentally came across while doing some research.

I am begging everyone to watch this news clip I just accidentally came across while doing some research.

46,189 views • 2 years ago

He has not been replaced.

He has not been replaced.

28,289 views • 1 year ago

Husband threw me a birthday party. This video is from us cleaning up but look how cute.

Husband threw me a birthday party. This video is from us cleaning up but look how cute.

22,676 views • 1 year ago

I'm really confused over here.

I'm really confused over here.

27,533 views • 1 year ago

Skylar really wants to teach this baby to crawl.

Skylar really wants to teach this baby to crawl.

18,250 views • 10 months ago

This one is a crowd pleaser every day.

This one is a crowd pleaser every day.

21,268 views • 1 year ago

I keep coming across this video and letting it ruin my entire life.

I keep coming across this video and letting it ruin my entire life.

37,164 views • 2 years ago

Does your dog ever just suddenly get pissed off at you for no discernible reason? This happens to us about every three days.

Does your dog ever just suddenly get pissed off at you for no discernible reason? This happens to us about every three days.

19,700 views • 1 year ago