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Eli McCann

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New dad. Lawyer/Writer/America’s Grandma. Humor columnist for @sltrib. Host of the Strangerville podcast. Humor essays here: https://t.co/vo8yEGv8HB

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I'm visiting my uncle and his dog just got on the treadmill to do his exercises. My uncle said he does this a few times a day. He carries a toy in his mouth the entire time.

I'm visiting my uncle and his dog just got on the treadmill to do his exercises. My uncle said he does this a few times a day. He carries a toy in his mouth the entire time.

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A quick reminder in case you forgot the recipe for my award-winning election night cocktail.

A quick reminder in case you forgot the recipe for my award-winning election night cocktail.

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We caught Mr. Baby's first giggle on video and it cured America and fixed climate change.

We caught Mr. Baby's first giggle on video and it cured America and fixed climate change.

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I spend a lot of my day doing this now.

I spend a lot of my day doing this now.

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He's not a baby whisperer. Don't you dare call him that.

He's not a baby whisperer. Don't you dare call him that.

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He ran out of watermelon popsicles so they had to settle for mango.

He ran out of watermelon popsicles so they had to settle for mango.

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Just a couple of dudes grilling in a rain storm.

Just a couple of dudes grilling in a rain storm.

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One of my favorite parts of the day is my incredibly fulfilling conversations with my baby while I make dinner.

One of my favorite parts of the day is my incredibly fulfilling conversations with my baby while I make dinner.

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This song has been going on for 45 minutes.

This song has been going on for 45 minutes.

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When you need to exercise, but also your baby is bored and wants to be entertained.

When you need to exercise, but also your baby is bored and wants to be entertained.

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Tonight I made the mistake of telling Skylar I one day plan to bury Duncan with his favorite toy and we both started crying. How the hell do you process the death of a pet? I don't think I could survive it.

Tonight I made the mistake of telling Skylar I one day plan to bury Duncan with his favorite toy and we both started crying. How the hell do you process the death of a pet? I don't think I could survive it.

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