Elijah Schaffer Groyper
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Elijah shares the story of when he was told his wife wanted a divorce. Elijah claims he was having a business meeting with his editor-in-chief and his business manager at his house when he was asked to come inside and was greeted by his extended in-law family. Elijah claims he wasn't even drinking at this time or using any substances. He says he was told she wanted a divorce and her family told him not to get violent and accused him of using drugs. Elijah then claims that his in laws went after his investors and says they were sent a dossier created by his brother in law and Milo. Elijah says that this was all a plot by his in laws to convince his wife to leave him because he didn't have any money after ruining his reputation. Elijah says that his in laws tried to kidnap his children before saying he is legally not allowed to say it...?
Elijah Schaffer Groyper87,405 görüntüleme • 7 gün önce
Elijah Schaffer just went full locker-room press conference saying that girlfriends keep heading to the hospital after getting “ripped open.” Daily score, he claims: usually 5 rounds, often 9, theoretically 11.5 with blowjobs. He says he never runs out of semen and could go a million times a day due to his genetics. Routine: 3–4 hours of sleep, then 3 busts in the first 90 minutes with sessions 4–20 minutes, sprinkled through the day. This only works if they have "chemistry" which means she has a “really good face card and body.” Less hot means one and done.
Elijah Schaffer Groyper28,052 görüntüleme • 3 gün önce
Pearl Davis suggests that men should work with another man to set up their wives to cheat on them so that they can leave them and take the children. Elijah Schaffer then brings up the records of himself being verbally abusive to his ex-wife and claims this was from when he had been awoken in the middle of the night and the recording must have been very old because they had not slept in the same room for many years.
Elijah Schaffer Groyper13,089 görüntüleme • 7 gün önce
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