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Anchor @CBSSportsHQ. Parody vids @CBSsports. Host Two Guys/Instant IOWA @IowaEverywhere. Formerly ESPN @SportsCenter and @WHO13news. Fan of all things Iowa!

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I really didn’t think it was possible to love this genius any more than I already do but damn it I’m over the moon now

I really didn’t think it was possible to love this genius any more than I already do but damn it I’m over the moon now

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This is why a lot of ppl (including myself) were fooled into thinking this was a weak/bad call. The broadcast only showed 2 replays of it and they were both from the side angle where you couldn’t see how much Edwards was moving and how wide her legs were.

This is why a lot of ppl (including myself) were fooled into thinking this was a weak/bad call. The broadcast only showed 2 replays of it and they were both from the side angle where you couldn’t see how much Edwards was moving and how wide her legs were.

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The reaction by Spencer Lee’s mother Via WhoDey All Dey.

The reaction by Spencer Lee’s mother Via WhoDey All Dey.

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What the hell is this call!?

What the hell is this call!?

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Brian Ferentz asked if he has a message for the Iowa fans who are running out of patience with the offense. “I don’t have a message to them”

Brian Ferentz asked if he has a message for the Iowa fans who are running out of patience with the offense. “I don’t have a message to them”

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This is one of the worst decisions I’ve ever seen a coach make. UCF has it 1st and 10 from own 1 but Arizona State has NO TIMEOUTS! Just sneak the ball and go to the half with the lead. Fireable.

This is one of the worst decisions I’ve ever seen a coach make. UCF has it 1st and 10 from own 1 but Arizona State has NO TIMEOUTS! Just sneak the ball and go to the half with the lead. Fireable.

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This had to be the reason ESPN was told not to use “Farmageddon”. This was last year on FOX 🤣 Definitely an overcorrection. Maybe they just should’ve just said “use the name but don’t blow up our mascots in a head-on combine collision.” (From anonopundit)

This had to be the reason ESPN was told not to use “Farmageddon”. This was last year on FOX 🤣 Definitely an overcorrection. Maybe they just should’ve just said “use the name but don’t blow up our mascots in a head-on combine collision.” (From anonopundit)

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If I was an Iowa state coach I’d have a hard time not undressing any player who just willingly runs out of bounds on your last gasp play. Situational awareness level 0.

If I was an Iowa state coach I’d have a hard time not undressing any player who just willingly runs out of bounds on your last gasp play. Situational awareness level 0.

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We’ve got to figure this out. Saw something similar in CyHawk game. This was not flagged because the officials claimed he was BLOCKED INTO the returner which is horribly wrong and not reviewable. This is clear as day.

We’ve got to figure this out. Saw something similar in CyHawk game. This was not flagged because the officials claimed he was BLOCKED INTO the returner which is horribly wrong and not reviewable. This is clear as day.

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Wow this is incredible praise for Hilton from ESPN’s Dave O’Brien and Jay Williams. Dave says it’s the loudest CBB building he’s ever place he’s ever been in. Jay seems to agree and says Phog is “somewhat comparable” ***as they’re calling a game at Duke

Wow this is incredible praise for Hilton from ESPN’s Dave O’Brien and Jay Williams. Dave says it’s the loudest CBB building he’s ever place he’s ever been in. Jay seems to agree and says Phog is “somewhat comparable” ***as they’re calling a game at Duke

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What are you supposed to do if you’re down that low as a rusher? Just stop?

What are you supposed to do if you’re down that low as a rusher? Just stop?

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TJ was begging for a timeout after Iowa State went up 2 points late in OT and somehow no official saw him

TJ was begging for a timeout after Iowa State went up 2 points late in OT and somehow no official saw him

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Went to Iowa/NW in 2000. Kirk was 3-18 at that time. There were 54,000 ppl in attendance at Kinnick. He led Iowa to a convincing win over NW to keep them out of Rose Bowl. That was the moment Iowa fans knew Kirk had things cookin.

Went to Iowa/NW in 2000. Kirk was 3-18 at that time. There were 54,000 ppl in attendance at Kinnick. He led Iowa to a convincing win over NW to keep them out of Rose Bowl. That was the moment Iowa fans knew Kirk had things cookin.

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Oh my god. Bama just threw a screen pass to Proctor.

Oh my god. Bama just threw a screen pass to Proctor.

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Deacon Hill 🔥

Deacon Hill 🔥

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Iowa scores and McCollum calls timeout to get after one of his best players for a shitty defensive effort on previous possession. I love this stuff.

Iowa scores and McCollum calls timeout to get after one of his best players for a shitty defensive effort on previous possession. I love this stuff.

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The moment the game ended and our souls departed our bodies on Instant IOWA

The moment the game ended and our souls departed our bodies on Instant IOWA

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An Iowa QB is making dudes look BAD in the open field. Haven’t seen this since what — 2002? (Via NBC Sports)

An Iowa QB is making dudes look BAD in the open field. Haven’t seen this since what — 2002? (Via NBC Sports)

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Went for a stroll in Iowa City and dared to cross the infamously impassable bridge.

Went for a stroll in Iowa City and dared to cross the infamously impassable bridge.

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🚨SHITTY BRIDGE ALERT🚨

🚨SHITTY BRIDGE ALERT🚨

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In honor of Iowa naming the Kinnick radio booth after Gary Dolphin, I’d like to share one of my favorite “Dolph” calls. It’s from the 2012 CyHawk game beginning with an EROTIC run, and ending with the Cyclones kneeling the ball to preserve a 1 point loss and a moral victory.

In honor of Iowa naming the Kinnick radio booth after Gary Dolphin, I’d like to share one of my favorite “Dolph” calls. It’s from the 2012 CyHawk game beginning with an EROTIC run, and ending with the Cyclones kneeling the ball to preserve a 1 point loss and a moral victory.

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Might be the coolest entrance I’ve ever seen

Might be the coolest entrance I’ve ever seen

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This is the greatest I’ve felt about a win for any of my teams since I was a kid

This is the greatest I’ve felt about a win for any of my teams since I was a kid

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I can’t believe I’m saying this but I’m more excited for Iowa bball than Iowa football this season. Look at this big beautiful bastard Andrew McKeever! He’s going to MOG anyone who tries to challenge him.

I can’t believe I’m saying this but I’m more excited for Iowa bball than Iowa football this season. Look at this big beautiful bastard Andrew McKeever! He’s going to MOG anyone who tries to challenge him.

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Instant IOWA cold open was HOT. Biggest win for the Hawkeyes in 4 years!

Instant IOWA cold open was HOT. Biggest win for the Hawkeyes in 4 years!

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Insane that Michigan didn’t call a timeout and force Nebraska to punt instead of taking that free play. You see Rhule realizing in real time that they’re going to have a shot. Perhaps it would’ve been different if Michigan’s HC was actually there? Inexcusable.

Insane that Michigan didn’t call a timeout and force Nebraska to punt instead of taking that free play. You see Rhule realizing in real time that they’re going to have a shot. Perhaps it would’ve been different if Michigan’s HC was actually there? Inexcusable.

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Interesting question from Casual Big Ten — if you could kick out 3 Big Ten members who would get the boot? The first 2 are obvious. But then it gets a bit more difficult.

Interesting question from Casual Big Ten — if you could kick out 3 Big Ten members who would get the boot? The first 2 are obvious. But then it gets a bit more difficult.

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Matt Campbell’s first media appearance after calling Ames a “food desert” came at the Quaker Steak & Lube in State College. He was sandwiched between guys who call themselves Goon and Ironhead. And he appears to want to be anywhere else in the world but there.

Matt Campbell’s first media appearance after calling Ames a “food desert” came at the Quaker Steak & Lube in State College. He was sandwiched between guys who call themselves Goon and Ironhead. And he appears to want to be anywhere else in the world but there.

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I don’t agree w/ Iowa fans who are upset the CyHawk has been extended. They’d probably replace it with a UK or a Vandy, not with Texas or UGA. But I also disagree with Chris Williams that Iowa fans are only saying this because they’ve lost 3 of 4. They’d say it no matter what.

I don’t agree w/ Iowa fans who are upset the CyHawk has been extended. They’d probably replace it with a UK or a Vandy, not with Texas or UGA. But I also disagree with Chris Williams that Iowa fans are only saying this because they’ve lost 3 of 4. They’d say it no matter what.

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Good stuff from Matt Norlander on why coaches like Ben McCollum and TJ Otzelberger would turn down a blue blood like UNC.

Good stuff from Matt Norlander on why coaches like Ben McCollum and TJ Otzelberger would turn down a blue blood like UNC.

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I’ve never understood the college fandom GATEKEEPERS. You don’t attend a college until you’re an adult, but you become a fan when you’re a kid. I was in Iowa gear the day I was born. Just because u don’t attend the institution doesn’t mean u can’t be a fan of its sports teams.

I’ve never understood the college fandom GATEKEEPERS. You don’t attend a college until you’re an adult, but you become a fan when you’re a kid. I was in Iowa gear the day I was born. Just because u don’t attend the institution doesn’t mean u can’t be a fan of its sports teams.

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Well said Josh Pate … if you have watched Iowa play in October there is no way you’re keeping them out of the top 25. Too many people are just saying: “well they beat a horrible 0-4 Penn State team and the QB they paid isn’t throwing TD passes” WATCH THE GAMES.

Well said Josh Pate … if you have watched Iowa play in October there is no way you’re keeping them out of the top 25. Too many people are just saying: “well they beat a horrible 0-4 Penn State team and the QB they paid isn’t throwing TD passes” WATCH THE GAMES.

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Iowa punt coordinator Carl Pepper is fired up for spring football. And he may have just stumbled into a genius idea.

Iowa punt coordinator Carl Pepper is fired up for spring football. And he may have just stumbled into a genius idea.

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We asked Tom Fornelli to play out the coaching carousel on CBS Sports HQ. Rhule ➡️ PSU Campbell ➡️ Nebraska Mouser ➡️ Iowa State HC “If you’re Matt Campbell, maybe you feel like you’ve just kinda hit your head against the ceiling of what you can accomplish at Iowa State.”

We asked Tom Fornelli to play out the coaching carousel on CBS Sports HQ. Rhule ➡️ PSU Campbell ➡️ Nebraska Mouser ➡️ Iowa State HC “If you’re Matt Campbell, maybe you feel like you’ve just kinda hit your head against the ceiling of what you can accomplish at Iowa State.”

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“I seen the kickoff … an the ball was comin’ real fast!” - Iowa fan who got smoked in the face by a kickoff. Dude sounds like he’s been drinkin’ since 4am 🤣🤣🤣 (Via Hawkeye Radio Network LEARFIELD Audio)

“I seen the kickoff … an the ball was comin’ real fast!” - Iowa fan who got smoked in the face by a kickoff. Dude sounds like he’s been drinkin’ since 4am 🤣🤣🤣 (Via Hawkeye Radio Network LEARFIELD Audio)

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This has happened before but there was a very different reaction. A Big 12 starting QB bet on his own team, got caught, lost his eligibility — and there was no outcry from Iowa State or Cyclone fans. All parties accepted the one and only outcome.

This has happened before but there was a very different reaction. A Big 12 starting QB bet on his own team, got caught, lost his eligibility — and there was no outcry from Iowa State or Cyclone fans. All parties accepted the one and only outcome.

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Lots of talk about putting something on the floor at the spot where Clark made history. I’m all for it! But what do you put there? A star? The #22? A tiny Clark jersey? What do you think? (Via NBC Sports)

Lots of talk about putting something on the floor at the spot where Clark made history. I’m all for it! But what do you put there? A star? The #22? A tiny Clark jersey? What do you think? (Via NBC Sports)

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Ohio State is getting almost as much for a jersey patch as the Big 12 is for selling its soul. The outrageous Monster Energy deal is headed for infamy.

Ohio State is getting almost as much for a jersey patch as the Big 12 is for selling its soul. The outrageous Monster Energy deal is headed for infamy.

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Brock Purdy fans — we got you 🤝 (via CBS Sports)

Brock Purdy fans — we got you 🤝 (via CBS Sports)

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Despite massive World Cup ratings in America, soccer is not going to explode in the US because we just don’t have local rooting interests at the college and pro level. It’s very similar to huge Olympic ratings. Doesn’t mean we will follow those sports year round.

Despite massive World Cup ratings in America, soccer is not going to explode in the US because we just don’t have local rooting interests at the college and pro level. It’s very similar to huge Olympic ratings. Doesn’t mean we will follow those sports year round.

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