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Unpredictable mix of satire, Guardians analysis, and random thoughts. If you’re looking for an account that sticks to sports, look elsewhere. Tweets by AJ Baez.

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In terms of decibel level, the literal scientifically correct answer is the Santa Maria Grand Slam.

In terms of decibel level, the literal scientifically correct answer is the Santa Maria Grand Slam.

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What in God’s holy name is this

What in God’s holy name is this

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Everything we’re witnessing right now is setting up a future where David Blitzer’s first move as majority owner is to sign Tarik Skubal as a free agent and morally pulverize the Tigers franchise back into another eight-year rebuild.

Everything we’re witnessing right now is setting up a future where David Blitzer’s first move as majority owner is to sign Tarik Skubal as a free agent and morally pulverize the Tigers franchise back into another eight-year rebuild.

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Bro never in my life have I seen a catcher panic and just absolutely pelt the runner like this 😂

Bro never in my life have I seen a catcher panic and just absolutely pelt the runner like this 😂

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469,426 views • 2 months ago

Literally any excuse I get to post this video I am grateful for. But I also dropped a dark horse candidate in the comments…

Literally any excuse I get to post this video I am grateful for. But I also dropped a dark horse candidate in the comments…

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90,773 views • 1 month ago

When I saw Lonnie Chisenhall smack three homers and drive in nine runs I thought for sure it was his full-on breakout. Then Tito benched him the next day against Jon Lester and we never saw him produce like this again.

When I saw Lonnie Chisenhall smack three homers and drive in nine runs I thought for sure it was his full-on breakout. Then Tito benched him the next day against Jon Lester and we never saw him produce like this again.

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71,977 views • 1 month ago

Naylor with a Hawk Tuah celly 2024 is unmatched

Naylor with a Hawk Tuah celly 2024 is unmatched

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936,281 views • 2 years ago

Keep I-71 clear for the next three weeks I want zero traffic jams zero accidents just a smooth 90-minute drive when they give him the call

Keep I-71 clear for the next three weeks I want zero traffic jams zero accidents just a smooth 90-minute drive when they give him the call

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63,089 views • 2 months ago

In terms of regular season homers it’s this one no question. Most memorable Hammy call I can think of too.

In terms of regular season homers it’s this one no question. Most memorable Hammy call I can think of too.

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41,242 views • 1 month ago

What really makes this video special is Tom Hamilton’s voice in the background

What really makes this video special is Tom Hamilton’s voice in the background

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171,015 views • 2 years ago

In celebration of Lindor’s return home here’s the best non-Hammy call of a Cleveland dinger in our lifetimes

In celebration of Lindor’s return home here’s the best non-Hammy call of a Cleveland dinger in our lifetimes

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60,649 views • 2 years ago

Still can’t believe this was seven years ago today.

Still can’t believe this was seven years ago today.

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47,171 views • 1 year ago

Ten years ago Jason Giambi rescued our season, and his bat leapt out of his hand like some sort of wooden lightning bolt.

Ten years ago Jason Giambi rescued our season, and his bat leapt out of his hand like some sort of wooden lightning bolt.

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46,178 views • 2 years ago

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