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Always the Jake

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Unpredictable mix of satire, Guardians analysis, and random thoughts. If you’re looking for an account that sticks to sports, look elsewhere. Tweets by AJ Baez.

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I know the ESPY voters hate baseball, but Brayan Rocchio made this superhuman play at second base last year to stop the tying run cold in the bottom of the 9th with two outs. Oh yeah, and our entire season was on the line.

I know the ESPY voters hate baseball, but Brayan Rocchio made this superhuman play at second base last year to stop the tying run cold in the bottom of the 9th with two outs. Oh yeah, and our entire season was on the line.

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Cooper Ingle immediately after the second out of an inning:

Cooper Ingle immediately after the second out of an inning:

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In terms of decibel level, the literal scientifically correct answer is the Santa Maria Grand Slam.

In terms of decibel level, the literal scientifically correct answer is the Santa Maria Grand Slam.

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What in God’s holy name is this

What in God’s holy name is this

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Everything we’re witnessing right now is setting up a future where David Blitzer’s first move as majority owner is to sign Tarik Skubal as a free agent and morally pulverize the Tigers franchise back into another eight-year rebuild.

Everything we’re witnessing right now is setting up a future where David Blitzer’s first move as majority owner is to sign Tarik Skubal as a free agent and morally pulverize the Tigers franchise back into another eight-year rebuild.

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Bro never in my life have I seen a catcher panic and just absolutely pelt the runner like this 😂

Bro never in my life have I seen a catcher panic and just absolutely pelt the runner like this 😂

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469,426 views • 3 months ago

David Fry wore a “Jesus Won” shirt in the postgame presser today. Not one person on the internet reacted negatively. Because he didn’t do it on Pride Night with the obvious intent to protest LGBTQ people. Nobody claimed he was “shoving something in their faces”, either. Because only bigots say that, and only out of hate. Everyone can tell the difference between David Fry’s benevolent motive for sharing his faith, and Landon Roupp’s hate-fueled motive. That’s why people who pretend Roupp was some kind of victim are fooling nobody.

David Fry wore a “Jesus Won” shirt in the postgame presser today. Not one person on the internet reacted negatively. Because he didn’t do it on Pride Night with the obvious intent to protest LGBTQ people. Nobody claimed he was “shoving something in their faces”, either. Because only bigots say that, and only out of hate. Everyone can tell the difference between David Fry’s benevolent motive for sharing his faith, and Landon Roupp’s hate-fueled motive. That’s why people who pretend Roupp was some kind of victim are fooling nobody.

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64,203 views • 18 days ago

Literally any excuse I get to post this video I am grateful for. But I also dropped a dark horse candidate in the comments…

Literally any excuse I get to post this video I am grateful for. But I also dropped a dark horse candidate in the comments…

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90,773 views • 1 month ago

Naylor with a Hawk Tuah celly 2024 is unmatched

Naylor with a Hawk Tuah celly 2024 is unmatched

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936,301 views • 2 years ago

When I saw Lonnie Chisenhall smack three homers and drive in nine runs I thought for sure it was his full-on breakout. Then Tito benched him the next day against Jon Lester and we never saw him produce like this again.

When I saw Lonnie Chisenhall smack three homers and drive in nine runs I thought for sure it was his full-on breakout. Then Tito benched him the next day against Jon Lester and we never saw him produce like this again.

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71,980 views • 1 month ago

Keep I-71 clear for the next three weeks I want zero traffic jams zero accidents just a smooth 90-minute drive when they give him the call

Keep I-71 clear for the next three weeks I want zero traffic jams zero accidents just a smooth 90-minute drive when they give him the call

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63,100 views • 3 months ago

What really makes this video special is Tom Hamilton’s voice in the background

What really makes this video special is Tom Hamilton’s voice in the background

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171,015 views • 2 years ago

In celebration of Lindor’s return home here’s the best non-Hammy call of a Cleveland dinger in our lifetimes

In celebration of Lindor’s return home here’s the best non-Hammy call of a Cleveland dinger in our lifetimes

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60,649 views • 2 years ago

Still can’t believe this was seven years ago today.

Still can’t believe this was seven years ago today.

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47,178 views • 1 year ago

Ten years ago Jason Giambi rescued our season, and his bat leapt out of his hand like some sort of wooden lightning bolt.

Ten years ago Jason Giambi rescued our season, and his bat leapt out of his hand like some sort of wooden lightning bolt.

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46,258 views • 2 years ago

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