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A moose nearly killed this guy. Sixteen years later, it somehow became a rap career. Sideneck says he was driving a Hyundai Tiburon through Ontario in 2010 when a moose came through the windshield. His neck was broken in three places, his right arm was paralyzed, and he was pronounced dead at the scene before being airlifted to a Toronto hospital. He survived, and somewhere along the way, the thing that could have defined the rest of his life became the thing he decided to own. He called himself Sideneck. More than 2.5 million TikTok followers later, he has turned that identity into an absurdly confident character, and now there's an actual song called "Bitch I'm Sideneck," complete with a Bentley, gold chain, ski masks, and every other ridiculous piece of the flex. What could have been the thing he spent the rest of his life trying not to be known for became the name millions of people know him by.

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A moose nearly killed this guy. Sixteen years later, it somehow became a rap career. Sideneck says he was driving a Hyundai Tiburon through Ontario in 2010 when a moose came through the windshield. His neck was broken in three places, his right arm was paralyzed, and he was pronounced dead at the scene before being airlifted to a Toronto hospital. He survived, and somewhere along the way, the thing that could have defined the rest of his life became the thing he decided to own. He called himself Sideneck. More than 2.5 million TikTok followers later, he has turned that identity into an absurdly confident character, and now there's an actual song called "Bitch I'm Sideneck," complete with a Bentley, gold chain, ski masks, and every other ridiculous piece of the flex. What could have been the thing he spent the rest of his life trying not to be known for became the name millions of people know him by.

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Monday: Thune called everyone flooding his office a “paid influencer ecosystem.” Tuesday: Elon posted his number to 200 million people. Today: Thune hit the Senate floor calling Dems’ “Jim Crow 2.0” framing “deeply irresponsible” — an insult to those who actually lived through that era. He still won’t kill the filibuster to pass the bill he calls “commonsense.” Insults the voters. Delivers the speech. Kills the bill. Every single time.

Monday: Thune called everyone flooding his office a “paid influencer ecosystem.” Tuesday: Elon posted his number to 200 million people. Today: Thune hit the Senate floor calling Dems’ “Jim Crow 2.0” framing “deeply irresponsible” — an insult to those who actually lived through that era. He still won’t kill the filibuster to pass the bill he calls “commonsense.” Insults the voters. Delivers the speech. Kills the bill. Every single time.

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🇺🇸 Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt dropping the ultimate victory dance after President Trump’s strikes wiped out ISIS leaders in Syria 😂🔥

🇺🇸 Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt dropping the ultimate victory dance after President Trump’s strikes wiped out ISIS leaders in Syria 😂🔥

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Porch pirates stole 104 million packages last year — about 1 in every 179 deliveries gone before you ever touched them. This Christmas, don’t make your doorstep a trophy case. - Use delivery alerts. - Use lockers. - Require signatures. - Put a camera where thieves can see it. Or do this!! 🤣 The goal isn’t to stop crime everywhere. Just stop it on your porch.

Porch pirates stole 104 million packages last year — about 1 in every 179 deliveries gone before you ever touched them. This Christmas, don’t make your doorstep a trophy case. - Use delivery alerts. - Use lockers. - Require signatures. - Put a camera where thieves can see it. Or do this!! 🤣 The goal isn’t to stop crime everywhere. Just stop it on your porch.

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A U.S. soldier in full combat uniform just went viral. The enemy has been warned.

A U.S. soldier in full combat uniform just went viral. The enemy has been warned.

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You don’t usually hear lines like this from a Pentagon podium. “Turns out the regime who chanted ‘Death to America’ and ‘Death to Israel’ was gifted death from America and death from Israel… and the world is better off for it.” He followed it up with: “If you kill Americans, if you threaten Americans anywhere on Earth, we will hunt you down without apology and without hesitation and we will kill you.” America is back. 🇺🇸

You don’t usually hear lines like this from a Pentagon podium. “Turns out the regime who chanted ‘Death to America’ and ‘Death to Israel’ was gifted death from America and death from Israel… and the world is better off for it.” He followed it up with: “If you kill Americans, if you threaten Americans anywhere on Earth, we will hunt you down without apology and without hesitation and we will kill you.” America is back. 🇺🇸

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🚨 URGENT MESSAGE FROM THE SPECIAL NEEDS COMMUNITY Please stop comparing us to Tim Walz. Tampon Timmy isn’t smart enough to be one of us.

🚨 URGENT MESSAGE FROM THE SPECIAL NEEDS COMMUNITY Please stop comparing us to Tim Walz. Tampon Timmy isn’t smart enough to be one of us.

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🚨 Viral clip (40M+ views): Gavin Newsom to Atlanta crowd: “I’m like you… 960 SAT guy… can’t read speeches.” Napa winery owner. Prep school grad. Decades in California elite politics. Authentic dyslexia vulnerability — or political theater? The move is textbook: downplay the résumé, reinvent the bio for the room, call the critics “MAGA outrage” when it doesn’t land. #GavinNewsom #Pandering

🚨 Viral clip (40M+ views): Gavin Newsom to Atlanta crowd: “I’m like you… 960 SAT guy… can’t read speeches.” Napa winery owner. Prep school grad. Decades in California elite politics. Authentic dyslexia vulnerability — or political theater? The move is textbook: downplay the résumé, reinvent the bio for the room, call the critics “MAGA outrage” when it doesn’t land. #GavinNewsom #Pandering

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