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‘25’ Arena Tour on sale NOW! 🎟️ Comedian. Husband. Dad. Animal lover.

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The 90’s……. ❤️

The 90’s……. ❤️

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Last year I went with one of my best friends to pay respects to those who paid the ultimate sacrifice by visiting the war graves in Belgium and France . This is Lijussenthoek Military Cemetery in Belgium. It contains 10,000 graves and it was not the biggest one we visited. Standing there knowing every headstone represented a life, a person who had hopes and dreams and who died with people loving them and waiting for them to cone home was a humbling experience I will never forget. Today we need to remember all the victims of past conflicts both military and civilian but sadly we seem to have learnt nothing about the futility of war. What is happening today in Ukraine and Gaza will only lead to more cemeteries filled. When people talk about defining what constitutes a war crimes and suggest a ‘pause in hostilities’ to allow humanitarian aid lets never forget that war itself is the crime and there is nothing humanitarian about feeding someone before you kill them. Those who have served to preserve our way of life will always deserve admiration and respect and I thank them wholeheartedly - I just wish we could find the political leaders that they and we deserve. #lestweforget🌺

Last year I went with one of my best friends to pay respects to those who paid the ultimate sacrifice by visiting the war graves in Belgium and France . This is Lijussenthoek Military Cemetery in Belgium. It contains 10,000 graves and it was not the biggest one we visited. Standing there knowing every headstone represented a life, a person who had hopes and dreams and who died with people loving them and waiting for them to cone home was a humbling experience I will never forget. Today we need to remember all the victims of past conflicts both military and civilian but sadly we seem to have learnt nothing about the futility of war. What is happening today in Ukraine and Gaza will only lead to more cemeteries filled. When people talk about defining what constitutes a war crimes and suggest a ‘pause in hostilities’ to allow humanitarian aid lets never forget that war itself is the crime and there is nothing humanitarian about feeding someone before you kill them. Those who have served to preserve our way of life will always deserve admiration and respect and I thank them wholeheartedly - I just wish we could find the political leaders that they and we deserve. #lestweforget🌺

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To the people of Ireland…… 🍀🍀🍀 #comedy #standup #comedian #stpatricksday

To the people of Ireland…… 🍀🍀🍀 #comedy #standup #comedian #stpatricksday

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Celebrate 25 years of comedy with me in 2025! I’m taking my brand new show across the UK next October and as it’s my 25th anniversary I’ve specially priced ALL tickets at £25 (plus fees) 🎟️🎉 Sign up for a chance to access the pre-sale here: Tickets on general sale 10am Friday 11 October! 🎤

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About last night…… 🇺🇸 #comedy #standup #comedian #trump

About last night…… 🇺🇸 #comedy #standup #comedian #trump

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You know a gym is rough when…. 💩 #comedy #standup #comedian

You know a gym is rough when…. 💩 #comedy #standup #comedian

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Incredible standing ovation last night in Portsmouth - you don’t get that with many jobs so I will never take it for granted 🙏

Incredible standing ovation last night in Portsmouth - you don’t get that with many jobs so I will never take it for granted 🙏

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What else do you do on a Monday night when your mate has his 16th number #1 album……. Robbie Williams you go to see him in Wolverhampton 😊👏 #britpop #RobbieWilliams #tour

What else do you do on a Monday night when your mate has his 16th number #1 album……. Robbie Williams you go to see him in Wolverhampton 😊👏 #britpop #RobbieWilliams #tour

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Thank you for all the messages & understanding… 🙏🩼 This has just made me realise how much I can’t wait to get back on the road in 2027! 🎉 I’ll be bringing a brand new show to arenas across the UK & Ireland, and I’d love to see you there. 🎟️ Tickets for all dates are on sale now at: #comedy #standup #comedian #tour

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Unfortunately, as a result of my broken ankle, I am unable to travel to the US and Canada for my planned shows in October 2026. I’m absolutely gutted. I was so looking forward to coming back over and seeing you all. Your point of purchase will be in touch regarding your tickets. Thank you for all your understanding. I hope to see you all again very soon. #comedy #standup #america #brokenankle

Unfortunately, as a result of my broken ankle, I am unable to travel to the US and Canada for my planned shows in October 2026. I’m absolutely gutted. I was so looking forward to coming back over and seeing you all. Your point of purchase will be in touch regarding your tickets. Thank you for all your understanding. I hope to see you all again very soon. #comedy #standup #america #brokenankle

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When you accidentally find out what your wife actually thinks…… 😂 I can’t wait to get back on the road in 2027! 🎉 I’ll be bringing a brand new show to arenas across the UK & Ireland, and I’d love to see you there. 🎟️ Tickets for all dates are on sale now at #comedy #standup #comedian #compromise #marriage

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Tag someone who loves Rosé 🍷⬇️ Tickets for my ‘Let’s Go Round Again’ tour on sale now at 🎟️ #comedy #standup #comedian #rose #whisperingangel

Tag someone who loves Rosé 🍷⬇️ Tickets for my ‘Let’s Go Round Again’ tour on sale now at 🎟️ #comedy #standup #comedian #rose #whisperingangel

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So gutted to be missing Kip on the Kop tonight, but I wanted to send a little message to everyone taking part. Thank you for giving up your time and doing something that will make such a huge difference. I wish I could be there with you tonight, but I’ll be thinking of you all. Applications to take part are now closed, but you can still support the cause by making a donation here: Have a great night and thank you again. ❤️

So gutted to be missing Kip on the Kop tonight, but I wanted to send a little message to everyone taking part. Thank you for giving up your time and doing something that will make such a huge difference. I wish I could be there with you tonight, but I’ll be thinking of you all. Applications to take part are now closed, but you can still support the cause by making a donation here: Have a great night and thank you again. ❤️

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Tune in tonight for the first episode of the brand new season of The Graham Norton Show! 📺 I’ll be joining Tom Cruise, Florence Pugh, Lolly Adefope & Emeli Sandé on the couch to chat all things The Wisdom of the Crowd and my upcoming tour! Tonight at 10:40pm on BBC One & BBC iPlayer. 🎉 #comedy #standup #comedian #grahamnorton

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So gutted to be missing Sir Chris Hoy’s Tour de 4 on Sunday because of my ankle, but I’m so glad Tim Peake is stepping in to take part and make up for my absence! 🚴‍♂️ It’s going to be an amazing day, raising vital funds for cancer research in the UK and showing that a Stage 4 diagnosis, while devastating, doesn’t define the limits of what’s possible. Registration is now closed, but you can head to to get a guest pass or make a donation. Every bit of support will go a long way towards helping us create a better future. ❤️ #tourde4 #sirchrishoy #cancerresearch

So gutted to be missing Sir Chris Hoy’s Tour de 4 on Sunday because of my ankle, but I’m so glad Tim Peake is stepping in to take part and make up for my absence! 🚴‍♂️ It’s going to be an amazing day, raising vital funds for cancer research in the UK and showing that a Stage 4 diagnosis, while devastating, doesn’t define the limits of what’s possible. Registration is now closed, but you can head to to get a guest pass or make a donation. Every bit of support will go a long way towards helping us create a better future. ❤️ #tourde4 #sirchrishoy #cancerresearch

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Seems like a good time to bring this one back… 😂 And speaking of people going on tour again…. I’ll be bringing a brand new show to arenas across the UK & Ireland, and I’d love to see you there. 🎟️ Tickets for all dates are on sale now at: #comedy #standup #comedian #oasis #standupcomedy

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So gutted that I’m going to have to miss Sir Chris Hoy’s Tour de 4 this Sunday due to an injury. I was really looking forward to taking part and helping raise awareness and vital funds for prostate cancer research. Although I won’t be able to be there, I’ll be cheering on everyone taking part. Please continue to support Chris, the incredible riders and this brilliant cause. ❤️ Good luck to everyone riding this Sunday! 🚴‍♂️❤️ 👉

So gutted that I’m going to have to miss Sir Chris Hoy’s Tour de 4 this Sunday due to an injury. I was really looking forward to taking part and helping raise awareness and vital funds for prostate cancer research. Although I won’t be able to be there, I’ll be cheering on everyone taking part. Please continue to support Chris, the incredible riders and this brilliant cause. ❤️ Good luck to everyone riding this Sunday! 🚴‍♂️❤️ 👉

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Regarding my show on Sunday evening……. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️ #itscominghome

Regarding my show on Sunday evening……. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️ #itscominghome

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So excited for you all to see Wisdom Of The Crowd TONIGHT at 9:15PM on BBC and BBC iPlayer! 📺 It’s a brand-new game show where individual players test their wits against the collective knowledge of the crowd for a chance to win a huge cash prize. Could you beat the crowd? Tune in to find out! 🙌 #comedy #standup #gameshow #wisdomofthecrowd #bbc

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Men, what are we actually supposed to wear? 👇 I can’t wait to get back on the road in 2027! 🎉 I’ll be bringing a brand new show to arenas across the UK & Ireland, and I’d love to see you there. 🎟️ Tickets for all dates are on sale now at: #comedy #standup #comedian #fashion #ageing

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Talking Man City on this week’s episode of The Bishop Exchange…… ⚽️ Listen wherever you get your podcasts and watch on YouTube at ‘John Bishop Comedy’…….. #StandUp #Comedy #ManCity #Football #Podcast

Talking Man City on this week’s episode of The Bishop Exchange…… ⚽️ Listen wherever you get your podcasts and watch on YouTube at ‘John Bishop Comedy’…….. #StandUp #Comedy #ManCity #Football #Podcast

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What men really get up to in the middle of the night…. 🚽 #comedy #standup #comedian #humour #ageing

What men really get up to in the middle of the night…. 🚽 #comedy #standup #comedian #humour #ageing

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How marriage changes you…… 🥄 I can’t wait to get back on the road in 2027! 🎉 I’ll be bringing a brand new show to arenas across the UK & Ireland, and I’d love to see you there. 🎟️ Tickets for all dates are on sale now at: #comedy #standup #comedian #marriage #humour

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Sometimes the childish jokes are the best jokes…… A brand new episode of ‘The Bishop Exchange’ is streaming now wherever you get your podcasts and on my YouTube channel ‘John Bishop Comedy’ 🎙️ Last few tickets for our first ever live shows at ‘Vicar St’ in Dublin are ON SALE NOW @ 🎟️ #comedy #standup #comedian #tour #podcast

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When the age of the front row humbles you 🫣 Filmed last week at @otbcomedy before my injury 🩼 #comedy #standup #comedian #humour #ageing

When the age of the front row humbles you 🫣 Filmed last week at @otbcomedy before my injury 🩼 #comedy #standup #comedian #humour #ageing

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So glad you all enjoyed ‘Wisdom of The Crowd’ at the weekend. If you missed it you can catch up on iPlayer & tune in on Saturday for episode 2 👏 #comedy #standup #comedian #brokenankle

So glad you all enjoyed ‘Wisdom of The Crowd’ at the weekend. If you missed it you can catch up on iPlayer & tune in on Saturday for episode 2 👏 #comedy #standup #comedian #brokenankle

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Melanie and her favourite boy Jones ...a perfect way to start the day ❤️ #farmlife #horse #equestrian #horselovers

Melanie and her favourite boy Jones ...a perfect way to start the day ❤️ #farmlife #horse #equestrian #horselovers

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Happy Sunday…. 🐷💩 We’ve been loving all the feedback on our farm video! You can see it on YouTube at John Bishop Comedy to meet all the animals… including these two… #comedy #farmlife #pigs #sunday #farm

Happy Sunday…. 🐷💩 We’ve been loving all the feedback on our farm video! You can see it on YouTube at John Bishop Comedy to meet all the animals… including these two… #comedy #farmlife #pigs #sunday #farm

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