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‘25’ Arena Tour on sale NOW! 🎟️ Comedian. Husband. Dad. Animal lover.

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The 90’s……. ❤️

The 90’s……. ❤️

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To the people of Ireland…… 🍀🍀🍀 #comedy #standup #comedian #stpatricksday

To the people of Ireland…… 🍀🍀🍀 #comedy #standup #comedian #stpatricksday

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Last year I went with one of my best friends to pay respects to those who paid the ultimate sacrifice by visiting the war graves in Belgium and France . This is Lijussenthoek Military Cemetery in Belgium. It contains 10,000 graves and it was not the biggest one we visited. Standing there knowing every headstone represented a life, a person who had hopes and dreams and who died with people loving them and waiting for them to cone home was a humbling experience I will never forget. Today we need to remember all the victims of past conflicts both military and civilian but sadly we seem to have learnt nothing about the futility of war. What is happening today in Ukraine and Gaza will only lead to more cemeteries filled. When people talk about defining what constitutes a war crimes and suggest a ‘pause in hostilities’ to allow humanitarian aid lets never forget that war itself is the crime and there is nothing humanitarian about feeding someone before you kill them. Those who have served to preserve our way of life will always deserve admiration and respect and I thank them wholeheartedly - I just wish we could find the political leaders that they and we deserve. #lestweforget🌺

Last year I went with one of my best friends to pay respects to those who paid the ultimate sacrifice by visiting the war graves in Belgium and France . This is Lijussenthoek Military Cemetery in Belgium. It contains 10,000 graves and it was not the biggest one we visited. Standing there knowing every headstone represented a life, a person who had hopes and dreams and who died with people loving them and waiting for them to cone home was a humbling experience I will never forget. Today we need to remember all the victims of past conflicts both military and civilian but sadly we seem to have learnt nothing about the futility of war. What is happening today in Ukraine and Gaza will only lead to more cemeteries filled. When people talk about defining what constitutes a war crimes and suggest a ‘pause in hostilities’ to allow humanitarian aid lets never forget that war itself is the crime and there is nothing humanitarian about feeding someone before you kill them. Those who have served to preserve our way of life will always deserve admiration and respect and I thank them wholeheartedly - I just wish we could find the political leaders that they and we deserve. #lestweforget🌺

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Celebrate 25 years of comedy with me in 2025! I’m taking my brand new show across the UK next October and as it’s my 25th anniversary I’ve specially priced ALL tickets at £25 (plus fees) 🎟️🎉 Sign up for a chance to access the pre-sale here: Tickets on general sale 10am Friday 11 October! 🎤

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About last night…… 🇺🇸 #comedy #standup #comedian #trump

About last night…… 🇺🇸 #comedy #standup #comedian #trump

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You know a gym is rough when…. 💩 #comedy #standup #comedian

You know a gym is rough when…. 💩 #comedy #standup #comedian

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Incredible standing ovation last night in Portsmouth - you don’t get that with many jobs so I will never take it for granted 🙏

Incredible standing ovation last night in Portsmouth - you don’t get that with many jobs so I will never take it for granted 🙏

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What else do you do on a Monday night when your mate has his 16th number #1 album……. Robbie Williams you go to see him in Wolverhampton 😊👏 #britpop #RobbieWilliams #tour

What else do you do on a Monday night when your mate has his 16th number #1 album……. Robbie Williams you go to see him in Wolverhampton 😊👏 #britpop #RobbieWilliams #tour

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For everyone who’s been following our growing collection of animals 🐷🐔🦆🐑… Melanie and I have made a little YouTube video introducing you to all the animals…… The full video is out now on my YouTube channel, John Bishop Comedy 🎥 We’d love to know what you think and who your favourite animal is! 👇 #comedy #farmlife #farm #pigs #horse

For everyone who’s been following our growing collection of animals 🐷🐔🦆🐑… Melanie and I have made a little YouTube video introducing you to all the animals…… The full video is out now on my YouTube channel, John Bishop Comedy 🎥 We’d love to know what you think and who your favourite animal is! 👇 #comedy #farmlife #farm #pigs #horse

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Join me for this years Kip On The Kop taking place on Saturday the 26th September 2026. You can sign up to take part NOW: It’s an incredible night where we’ll sleep under the stars on the iconic Kop at Anfield, all while raising awareness of homelessness across the Liverpool City Region. The money raised will support LFC Foundation programmes working alongside local homeless charities, helping make a real difference to people in our community. It’s a brilliant event for an important cause - so sign up now and I’ll see you on the Kop! 🔴 #KipOnTheKop

Join me for this years Kip On The Kop taking place on Saturday the 26th September 2026. You can sign up to take part NOW: It’s an incredible night where we’ll sleep under the stars on the iconic Kop at Anfield, all while raising awareness of homelessness across the Liverpool City Region. The money raised will support LFC Foundation programmes working alongside local homeless charities, helping make a real difference to people in our community. It’s a brilliant event for an important cause - so sign up now and I’ll see you on the Kop! 🔴 #KipOnTheKop

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This September 6th, I’ll be taking part in Sir Chris Hoy’s Tour de 4 to help raise awareness and vital funds for prostate cancer research Following Chris’ Stage 4 cancer diagnosis, Tour de 4 was created to bring people together, challenge perceptions, inspire hope and show that a Stage 4 diagnosis doesn’t define what’s possible. There are four inclusive cycling options for different abilities, so everyone can get involved. Sign up now and join me on September 6th! ❤️ 👉

This September 6th, I’ll be taking part in Sir Chris Hoy’s Tour de 4 to help raise awareness and vital funds for prostate cancer research Following Chris’ Stage 4 cancer diagnosis, Tour de 4 was created to bring people together, challenge perceptions, inspire hope and show that a Stage 4 diagnosis doesn’t define what’s possible. There are four inclusive cycling options for different abilities, so everyone can get involved. Sign up now and join me on September 6th! ❤️ 👉

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Regarding my show on Sunday evening……. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️ #itscominghome

Regarding my show on Sunday evening……. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️ #itscominghome

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This is the donkey update…… 🫏 #comedy #standup #farmlife #donkey #farm

This is the donkey update…… 🫏 #comedy #standup #farmlife #donkey #farm

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An honour to be asked to present the Best Male award at the Nordoff & Robbins O2 Silver Clef Awards earlier this month. Even more special that it was for my friend David Gray. I’ve had the privilege of watching up close what an incredible artist and genuinely lovely bloke he is. His songs have soundtracked so many people’s lives, including mine and nobody deserves the recognition more. Congratulations, David. ❤️

An honour to be asked to present the Best Male award at the Nordoff & Robbins O2 Silver Clef Awards earlier this month. Even more special that it was for my friend David Gray. I’ve had the privilege of watching up close what an incredible artist and genuinely lovely bloke he is. His songs have soundtracked so many people’s lives, including mine and nobody deserves the recognition more. Congratulations, David. ❤️

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Mixtapes walked so playlists could run….. 🎶 I’m so looking forward to being back on the road in 2027! 🎉I’m bringing a brand new show to arenas across the UK & Ireland, and I’d love to see you there. 🎟️ Tickets for all dates are available now at: #comedy #standup #comedian #tour #mixtapes

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A lovely moment with Francis in Galway 🇮🇪 #comedy #standup #comedian

A lovely moment with Francis in Galway 🇮🇪 #comedy #standup #comedian

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You know when your ears are burning..….. Bradley Cooper talking to Joe Rogan about ‘Is This Thing On’ in cinemas in the US now and in the UK at the end of the month 🎬 #comedy #standup #comedian #isthisthingon

You know when your ears are burning..….. Bradley Cooper talking to Joe Rogan about ‘Is This Thing On’ in cinemas in the US now and in the UK at the end of the month 🎬 #comedy #standup #comedian #isthisthingon

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If you ever wondered what a Scouser is actually like…… live from the audience in Sydney 🇦🇺 #comedy #standup #comedian #tour

If you ever wondered what a Scouser is actually like…… live from the audience in Sydney 🇦🇺 #comedy #standup #comedian #tour

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We’ve all thought it….. 🫣 #comedy #standup #comedian

We’ve all thought it….. 🫣 #comedy #standup #comedian

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I’ve always had a soft spot for Kerry….. 🇮🇪 #comedy #standup #ireland #kerry #irish

I’ve always had a soft spot for Kerry….. 🇮🇪 #comedy #standup #ireland #kerry #irish

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Every comedian has a joke in their pocket……. #comedy #standup #comedian #liverpool #manchester

Every comedian has a joke in their pocket……. #comedy #standup #comedian #liverpool #manchester

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This is a message to BSL users who would like to come to the studio for the recording of my ITV char show 😊

This is a message to BSL users who would like to come to the studio for the recording of my ITV char show 😊

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Dreams do come true…… ⚽️ #comedy #standup #lfc #football #kennydalglish

Dreams do come true…… ⚽️ #comedy #standup #lfc #football #kennydalglish

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Can’t wait to watch Small Prophets tonight at 10pm on BBC2 and iPlayer…. It’s the new sitcom from Mackenzie Crook starring Pearce Quigley, Lauren Patel and the brilliant Michael Palin. Looking forward to this one 👏🫙🪣 #SmallProphets #MackenzieCrook

Can’t wait to watch Small Prophets tonight at 10pm on BBC2 and iPlayer…. It’s the new sitcom from Mackenzie Crook starring Pearce Quigley, Lauren Patel and the brilliant Michael Palin. Looking forward to this one 👏🫙🪣 #SmallProphets #MackenzieCrook

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Yesterday afternoon on tbe yard with Flo who has a sore leg 😊🫏 #comedy #farm #farmlife #donkey #vet

Yesterday afternoon on tbe yard with Flo who has a sore leg 😊🫏 #comedy #farm #farmlife #donkey #vet

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Why I went to Newcastle for Uni…… #comedy #standup #comedian #tour

Why I went to Newcastle for Uni…… #comedy #standup #comedian #tour

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The difference between men & women at the gym…… 🍆 #comedy #standup #comedian #throwback

The difference between men & women at the gym…… 🍆 #comedy #standup #comedian #throwback

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I wasn't expecting the people of Weymouth to be this bothered about football.... ⚽ #comedy #standup #everton #liverpool

I wasn't expecting the people of Weymouth to be this bothered about football.... ⚽ #comedy #standup #everton #liverpool

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