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‘25’ Arena Tour on sale NOW! 🎟️ Comedian. Husband. Dad. Animal lover.

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The 90’s……. ❤️

The 90’s……. ❤️

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To the people of Ireland…… 🍀🍀🍀 #comedy #standup #comedian #stpatricksday

To the people of Ireland…… 🍀🍀🍀 #comedy #standup #comedian #stpatricksday

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Last year I went with one of my best friends to pay respects to those who paid the ultimate sacrifice by visiting the war graves in Belgium and France . This is Lijussenthoek Military Cemetery in Belgium. It contains 10,000 graves and it was not the biggest one we visited. Standing there knowing every headstone represented a life, a person who had hopes and dreams and who died with people loving them and waiting for them to cone home was a humbling experience I will never forget. Today we need to remember all the victims of past conflicts both military and civilian but sadly we seem to have learnt nothing about the futility of war. What is happening today in Ukraine and Gaza will only lead to more cemeteries filled. When people talk about defining what constitutes a war crimes and suggest a ‘pause in hostilities’ to allow humanitarian aid lets never forget that war itself is the crime and there is nothing humanitarian about feeding someone before you kill them. Those who have served to preserve our way of life will always deserve admiration and respect and I thank them wholeheartedly - I just wish we could find the political leaders that they and we deserve. #lestweforget🌺

Last year I went with one of my best friends to pay respects to those who paid the ultimate sacrifice by visiting the war graves in Belgium and France . This is Lijussenthoek Military Cemetery in Belgium. It contains 10,000 graves and it was not the biggest one we visited. Standing there knowing every headstone represented a life, a person who had hopes and dreams and who died with people loving them and waiting for them to cone home was a humbling experience I will never forget. Today we need to remember all the victims of past conflicts both military and civilian but sadly we seem to have learnt nothing about the futility of war. What is happening today in Ukraine and Gaza will only lead to more cemeteries filled. When people talk about defining what constitutes a war crimes and suggest a ‘pause in hostilities’ to allow humanitarian aid lets never forget that war itself is the crime and there is nothing humanitarian about feeding someone before you kill them. Those who have served to preserve our way of life will always deserve admiration and respect and I thank them wholeheartedly - I just wish we could find the political leaders that they and we deserve. #lestweforget🌺

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Celebrate 25 years of comedy with me in 2025! I’m taking my brand new show across the UK next October and as it’s my 25th anniversary I’ve specially priced ALL tickets at £25 (plus fees) 🎟️🎉 Sign up for a chance to access the pre-sale here: Tickets on general sale 10am Friday 11 October! 🎤

Celebrate 25 years of comedy with me in 2025! I’m taking my brand new show across the UK next October and as it’s my 25th anniversary I’ve specially priced ALL tickets at £25 (plus fees) 🎟️🎉 Sign up for a chance to access the pre-sale here: Tickets on general sale 10am Friday 11 October! 🎤

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About last night…… 🇺🇸 #comedy #standup #comedian #trump

About last night…… 🇺🇸 #comedy #standup #comedian #trump

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Incredible standing ovation last night in Portsmouth - you don’t get that with many jobs so I will never take it for granted 🙏

Incredible standing ovation last night in Portsmouth - you don’t get that with many jobs so I will never take it for granted 🙏

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What else do you do on a Monday night when your mate has his 16th number #1 album……. Robbie Williams you go to see him in Wolverhampton 😊👏 #britpop #RobbieWilliams #tour

What else do you do on a Monday night when your mate has his 16th number #1 album……. Robbie Williams you go to see him in Wolverhampton 😊👏 #britpop #RobbieWilliams #tour

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Happy St. Patrick’s Day! ☘️🇮🇪

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! ☘️🇮🇪

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The difference between men & women at the gym…… 🍆 #comedy #standup #comedian #throwback
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The difference between men & women at the gym…… 🍆 #comedy #standup #comedian #throwback

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Regarding my show on Sunday evening……. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️ #itscominghome
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Regarding my show on Sunday evening……. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️ #itscominghome

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You know when your ears are burning..….. Bradley Cooper talking to Joe Rogan about ‘Is This Thing On’ in cinemas in the US now and in the UK at the end of the month 🎬 #comedy #standup #comedian #isthisthingon
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You know when your ears are burning..….. Bradley Cooper talking to Joe Rogan about ‘Is This Thing On’ in cinemas in the US now and in the UK at the end of the month 🎬 #comedy #standup #comedian #isthisthingon

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214,253 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

Why I went to Newcastle for Uni…… #comedy #standup #comedian #tour
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Why I went to Newcastle for Uni…… #comedy #standup #comedian #tour

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108,594 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

From my recent trip across the pond……. 🇺🇸 #comedy #usa #comedian #uk #politics
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From my recent trip across the pond……. 🇺🇸 #comedy #usa #comedian #uk #politics

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Can’t wait to watch Small Prophets tonight at 10pm on BBC2 and iPlayer…. It’s the new sitcom from Mackenzie Crook starring Pearce Quigley, Lauren Patel and the brilliant Michael Palin. Looking forward to this one 👏🫙🪣 #SmallProphets #MackenzieCrook
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Can’t wait to watch Small Prophets tonight at 10pm on BBC2 and iPlayer…. It’s the new sitcom from Mackenzie Crook starring Pearce Quigley, Lauren Patel and the brilliant Michael Palin. Looking forward to this one 👏🫙🪣 #SmallProphets #MackenzieCrook

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142,639 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

We’ve all thought it….. 🫣 #comedy #standup #comedian
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We’ve all thought it….. 🫣 #comedy #standup #comedian

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When a fight broke out at my gig in Nottingham 🥊 So looking forward to getting back on the road for my ‘Let’s Go Round Again’ arena tour in 2027 & my USA/Canada tour later this year…. Get your tickets now at 🎟️ #comedy #standup #comedy #fight
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When a fight broke out at my gig in Nottingham 🥊 So looking forward to getting back on the road for my ‘Let’s Go Round Again’ arena tour in 2027 & my USA/Canada tour later this year…. Get your tickets now at 🎟️ #comedy #standup #comedy #fight

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104,717 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

To the people of Ireland…… 🍀🍀🍀 #comedy #standup #comedian #stpatricksday
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To the people of Ireland…… 🍀🍀🍀 #comedy #standup #comedian #stpatricksday

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81,585 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

What a month…. ‘Is This Thing On?’ hits UK cinemas today! I am so excited for you all to see this special film. Starring Will Arnett, Laura Dern, Bradley Cooper & Andra Day, directed by Bradley Cooper, and inspired by my journey into comedy - I hope you love it as much as we do ❤️ #comedy #standup #comedy #isthisthingon
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What a month…. ‘Is This Thing On?’ hits UK cinemas today! I am so excited for you all to see this special film. Starring Will Arnett, Laura Dern, Bradley Cooper & Andra Day, directed by Bradley Cooper, and inspired by my journey into comedy - I hope you love it as much as we do ❤️ #comedy #standup #comedy #isthisthingon

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112,807 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

This is a message to BSL users who would like to come to the studio for the recording of my ITV char show 😊
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This is a message to BSL users who would like to come to the studio for the recording of my ITV char show 😊

John Bishop

809,592 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren

I wasn't expecting the people of Weymouth to be this bothered about football.... ⚽ #comedy #standup #everton #liverpool
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I wasn't expecting the people of Weymouth to be this bothered about football.... ⚽ #comedy #standup #everton #liverpool

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283,624 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Playing Newcastle in the Carabao Cup Final .... ⚽️🏆 #comedy #standup #football #carabaocup #ynwa
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Playing Newcastle in the Carabao Cup Final .... ⚽️🏆 #comedy #standup #football #carabaocup #ynwa

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263,455 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

The last time I was John Travolta - just to prove to Robbie Williams I wasn’t lying on Graham Norton Show - watch to the end for the cossack moves 😊🕺🪩 #comedy #standup #comedian #saturdaynightfever
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The last time I was John Travolta - just to prove to Robbie Williams I wasn’t lying on Graham Norton Show - watch to the end for the cossack moves 😊🕺🪩 #comedy #standup #comedian #saturdaynightfever

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I think this proves it was a good idea to move the time of the gig in Wolverhampton today 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😊
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I think this proves it was a good idea to move the time of the gig in Wolverhampton today 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😊

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Meeting a quality assurance manager in Scarborough……. #comedy #standup #comedian
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Meeting a quality assurance manager in Scarborough……. #comedy #standup #comedian

John Bishop

48,602 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

Kev the PT…….. 🏋️ You can watch the full special on my YouTube channel now at John Bishop Comedy 🎥 #comedy #standup #comedian #special #youtube
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Kev the PT…….. 🏋️ You can watch the full special on my YouTube channel now at John Bishop Comedy 🎥 #comedy #standup #comedian #special #youtube

John Bishop

34,735 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

Did a matinee show on a Saturday afternoon and this happened..... ⚽️ #comedy #lfc #ynwa #standup #comedian
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Did a matinee show on a Saturday afternoon and this happened..... ⚽️ #comedy #lfc #ynwa #standup #comedian

John Bishop

174,802 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

Most random heckle in New Zealand…… 🤣🇳🇿 #comedy #standup #comedian #tour
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Most random heckle in New Zealand…… 🤣🇳🇿 #comedy #standup #comedian #tour

John Bishop

76,093 Aufrufe • vor 6 Monaten

When you get a phone from the The King and he makes all your dreams come true! ⚽️ #comedy #standup #lfc #liverpoolfc
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When you get a phone from the The King and he makes all your dreams come true! ⚽️ #comedy #standup #lfc #liverpoolfc

John Bishop

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