John Bishop's banner
John Bishop's profile picture

John Bishop

@JohnBishop100 • 2,920,162 subscribers

‘25’ Arena Tour on sale NOW! 🎟️ Comedian. Husband. Dad. Animal lover.

Shorts

The 90’s……. ❤️

The 90’s……. ❤️

291,126 views

To the people of Ireland…… 🍀🍀🍀 #comedy #standup #comedian #stpatricksday

To the people of Ireland…… 🍀🍀🍀 #comedy #standup #comedian #stpatricksday

81,633 views

Last year I went with one of my best friends to pay respects to those who paid the ultimate sacrifice by visiting the war graves in Belgium and France . This is Lijussenthoek Military Cemetery in Belgium. It contains 10,000 graves and it was not the biggest one we visited. Standing there knowing every headstone represented a life, a person who had hopes and dreams and who died with people loving them and waiting for them to cone home was a humbling experience I will never forget. Today we need to remember all the victims of past conflicts both military and civilian but sadly we seem to have learnt nothing about the futility of war. What is happening today in Ukraine and Gaza will only lead to more cemeteries filled. When people talk about defining what constitutes a war crimes and suggest a ‘pause in hostilities’ to allow humanitarian aid lets never forget that war itself is the crime and there is nothing humanitarian about feeding someone before you kill them. Those who have served to preserve our way of life will always deserve admiration and respect and I thank them wholeheartedly - I just wish we could find the political leaders that they and we deserve. #lestweforget🌺

Last year I went with one of my best friends to pay respects to those who paid the ultimate sacrifice by visiting the war graves in Belgium and France . This is Lijussenthoek Military Cemetery in Belgium. It contains 10,000 graves and it was not the biggest one we visited. Standing there knowing every headstone represented a life, a person who had hopes and dreams and who died with people loving them and waiting for them to cone home was a humbling experience I will never forget. Today we need to remember all the victims of past conflicts both military and civilian but sadly we seem to have learnt nothing about the futility of war. What is happening today in Ukraine and Gaza will only lead to more cemeteries filled. When people talk about defining what constitutes a war crimes and suggest a ‘pause in hostilities’ to allow humanitarian aid lets never forget that war itself is the crime and there is nothing humanitarian about feeding someone before you kill them. Those who have served to preserve our way of life will always deserve admiration and respect and I thank them wholeheartedly - I just wish we could find the political leaders that they and we deserve. #lestweforget🌺

361,984 views

Celebrate 25 years of comedy with me in 2025! I’m taking my brand new show across the UK next October and as it’s my 25th anniversary I’ve specially priced ALL tickets at £25 (plus fees) 🎟️🎉 Sign up for a chance to access the pre-sale here: Tickets on general sale 10am Friday 11 October! 🎤

Celebrate 25 years of comedy with me in 2025! I’m taking my brand new show across the UK next October and as it’s my 25th anniversary I’ve specially priced ALL tickets at £25 (plus fees) 🎟️🎉 Sign up for a chance to access the pre-sale here: Tickets on general sale 10am Friday 11 October! 🎤

161,057 views

About last night…… 🇺🇸 #comedy #standup #comedian #trump

About last night…… 🇺🇸 #comedy #standup #comedian #trump

100,785 views

You know a gym is rough when…. 💩 #comedy #standup #comedian

You know a gym is rough when…. 💩 #comedy #standup #comedian

93,566 views

Incredible standing ovation last night in Portsmouth - you don’t get that with many jobs so I will never take it for granted 🙏

Incredible standing ovation last night in Portsmouth - you don’t get that with many jobs so I will never take it for granted 🙏

71,546 views

What else do you do on a Monday night when your mate has his 16th number #1 album……. Robbie Williams you go to see him in Wolverhampton 😊👏 #britpop #RobbieWilliams #tour

What else do you do on a Monday night when your mate has his 16th number #1 album……. Robbie Williams you go to see him in Wolverhampton 😊👏 #britpop #RobbieWilliams #tour

20,553 views

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! ☘️🇮🇪

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! ☘️🇮🇪

44,158 views

Videos

LIVE
1.2k

Anya Rossi

sweetdream.ai

SweetDream.aiSponsored•Livecam
Streaming Now

Watch Anya Live

Anya is streaming live right now! Join her private show and enjoy exclusive content.

HD live stream
Exclusive private shows
1.2k viewers online

Free preview available • Premium content

I’ve always had a soft spot for Kerry….. 🇮🇪 #comedy #standup #ireland #kerry #irish
0:20
JohnBishop100's profile picture

I’ve always had a soft spot for Kerry….. 🇮🇪 #comedy #standup #ireland #kerry #irish

John Bishop

64,122 views • 18 days ago

Regarding my show on Sunday evening……. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️ #itscominghome
0:35
JohnBishop100's profile picture

Regarding my show on Sunday evening……. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️ #itscominghome

John Bishop

1,396,192 views • 2 years ago

Dreams do come true…… ⚽️ #comedy #standup #lfc #football #kennydalglish
4:50
JohnBishop100's profile picture

Dreams do come true…… ⚽️ #comedy #standup #lfc #football #kennydalglish

John Bishop

65,880 views • 1 month ago

A lovely moment with Francis in Galway 🇮🇪 #comedy #standup #comedian
1:28
JohnBishop100's profile picture

A lovely moment with Francis in Galway 🇮🇪 #comedy #standup #comedian

John Bishop

830,430 views • 2 years ago

To all the boy dads out there… this one’s for you. Happy Father’s Day! 👟 #comedy #standup #comedian #fathersday #boydad
2:53
JohnBishop100's profile picture

To all the boy dads out there… this one’s for you. Happy Father’s Day! 👟 #comedy #standup #comedian #fathersday #boydad

John Bishop

40,437 views • 29 days ago

You know when your ears are burning..….. Bradley Cooper talking to Joe Rogan about ‘Is This Thing On’ in cinemas in the US now and in the UK at the end of the month 🎬 #comedy #standup #comedian #isthisthingon
1:01
JohnBishop100's profile picture

You know when your ears are burning..….. Bradley Cooper talking to Joe Rogan about ‘Is This Thing On’ in cinemas in the US now and in the UK at the end of the month 🎬 #comedy #standup #comedian #isthisthingon

John Bishop

214,417 views • 6 months ago

If you ever wondered what a Scouser is actually like…… live from the audience in Sydney 🇦🇺 #comedy #standup #comedian #tour
2:41
JohnBishop100's profile picture

If you ever wondered what a Scouser is actually like…… live from the audience in Sydney 🇦🇺 #comedy #standup #comedian #tour

John Bishop

214,402 views • 6 months ago

The difference between men & women at the gym…… 🍆 #comedy #standup #comedian #throwback
2:21
JohnBishop100's profile picture

The difference between men & women at the gym…… 🍆 #comedy #standup #comedian #throwback

John Bishop

81,794 views • 2 months ago

We’ve all thought it….. 🫣 #comedy #standup #comedian
1:39
JohnBishop100's profile picture

We’ve all thought it….. 🫣 #comedy #standup #comedian

John Bishop

559,808 views • 1 year ago

Can’t wait to watch Small Prophets tonight at 10pm on BBC2 and iPlayer…. It’s the new sitcom from Mackenzie Crook starring Pearce Quigley, Lauren Patel and the brilliant Michael Palin. Looking forward to this one 👏🫙🪣 #SmallProphets #MackenzieCrook
0:27
JohnBishop100's profile picture

Can’t wait to watch Small Prophets tonight at 10pm on BBC2 and iPlayer…. It’s the new sitcom from Mackenzie Crook starring Pearce Quigley, Lauren Patel and the brilliant Michael Palin. Looking forward to this one 👏🫙🪣 #SmallProphets #MackenzieCrook

John Bishop

142,754 views • 5 months ago

Why I went to Newcastle for Uni…… #comedy #standup #comedian #tour
0:36
JohnBishop100's profile picture

Why I went to Newcastle for Uni…… #comedy #standup #comedian #tour

John Bishop

109,410 views • 4 months ago

This is a message to BSL users who would like to come to the studio for the recording of my ITV char show 😊
1:00
JohnBishop100's profile picture

This is a message to BSL users who would like to come to the studio for the recording of my ITV char show 😊

John Bishop

809,601 views • 3 years ago

Getting interrupted in the middle of my BSL joke….. 🙄😂 #comedy #standup #comedian #bsl #signlanguage
1:08
JohnBishop100's profile picture

Getting interrupted in the middle of my BSL joke….. 🙄😂 #comedy #standup #comedian #bsl #signlanguage

John Bishop

57,966 views • 2 months ago

When a fight broke out at my gig in Nottingham 🥊 So looking forward to getting back on the road for my ‘Let’s Go Round Again’ arena tour in 2027 & my USA/Canada tour later this year…. Get your tickets now at 🎟️ #comedy #standup #comedy #fight
2:18
JohnBishop100's profile picture

When a fight broke out at my gig in Nottingham 🥊 So looking forward to getting back on the road for my ‘Let’s Go Round Again’ arena tour in 2027 & my USA/Canada tour later this year…. Get your tickets now at 🎟️ #comedy #standup #comedy #fight

John Bishop

104,722 views • 4 months ago

What a month…. ‘Is This Thing On?’ hits UK cinemas today! I am so excited for you all to see this special film. Starring Will Arnett, Laura Dern, Bradley Cooper & Andra Day, directed by Bradley Cooper, and inspired by my journey into comedy - I hope you love it as much as we do ❤️ #comedy #standup #comedy #isthisthingon
0:35
JohnBishop100's profile picture

What a month…. ‘Is This Thing On?’ hits UK cinemas today! I am so excited for you all to see this special film. Starring Will Arnett, Laura Dern, Bradley Cooper & Andra Day, directed by Bradley Cooper, and inspired by my journey into comedy - I hope you love it as much as we do ❤️ #comedy #standup #comedy #isthisthingon

John Bishop

112,807 views • 5 months ago

I wasn't expecting the people of Weymouth to be this bothered about football.... ⚽ #comedy #standup #everton #liverpool
1:21
JohnBishop100's profile picture

I wasn't expecting the people of Weymouth to be this bothered about football.... ⚽ #comedy #standup #everton #liverpool

John Bishop

283,640 views • 1 year ago

From my recent trip across the pond……. 🇺🇸 #comedy #usa #comedian #uk #politics
2:37
JohnBishop100's profile picture

From my recent trip across the pond……. 🇺🇸 #comedy #usa #comedian #uk #politics

John Bishop

57,403 views • 2 months ago

To the people of Ireland…… 🍀🍀🍀 #comedy #standup #comedian #stpatricksday
0:17
JohnBishop100's profile picture

To the people of Ireland…… 🍀🍀🍀 #comedy #standup #comedian #stpatricksday

John Bishop

81,633 views • 4 months ago

Playing Newcastle in the Carabao Cup Final .... ⚽️🏆 #comedy #standup #football #carabaocup #ynwa
1:43
JohnBishop100's profile picture

Playing Newcastle in the Carabao Cup Final .... ⚽️🏆 #comedy #standup #football #carabaocup #ynwa

John Bishop

263,460 views • 1 year ago

The last time I was John Travolta - just to prove to Robbie Williams I wasn’t lying on Graham Norton Show - watch to the end for the cossack moves 😊🕺🪩 #comedy #standup #comedian #saturdaynightfever
3:50
JohnBishop100's profile picture

The last time I was John Travolta - just to prove to Robbie Williams I wasn’t lying on Graham Norton Show - watch to the end for the cossack moves 😊🕺🪩 #comedy #standup #comedian #saturdaynightfever

John Bishop

290,056 views • 1 year ago