Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓

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🇺🇸 Defense Contractor (Shipbuilder), Internet Jackass // Gaming YouTuber/Streamer // Opinions and bad jokes are my own.

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get this crazy bitch off of me

I played every Max Payne 3 encounter like this

imagine getting slimed by an F-35 and you watch the pilot do sky donuts in the killcam

USEC voice actor trolls his friends

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POV you're the Fedayeen in 2003 Iraq

Playing Tarkov Arena but only using real world official US Naval Special Warfare Development Group CQB and assault doctrine

This is how my first ever Wedge encounter went a few days ago, I'm surprised I didn't just outright die tbh

Tarkov said "nah you play too much"

the inside of that patrol car

they could never make me hate Tarkov Arena

"PVE is easy go play PVP" ok

I don't care if they're cheating or not - now that the 2nd Battlefield 6 beta weekend is here, I don't wanna see that fucking catgirl on my feed again.

this is genuinely how it feels to main the AA12 in Tarkov Arena even when people tell me it sucks and it isn't meta and throw tomatoes at me for being an Enforcer player

never in my life have I ever seen him in this building

“Can I talk to my shipgirl waifu please?” She’s busy lil bro

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the situation: in the shipgirl’s guts

Muscle memory and practice.

After I cut the camera I started bleeding out of my ass.

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lol lmao even

Ready or Not plays like this when you play it "wrong" btw

the actual point of Ready or Not is lame and gay the best way to play Ready or Not is to kill everything and leave

Battlefield to me is hearing your panicked boys call out an IFV that's shredding your teammates on a contested point, and hearing the celebration that follows when you drop an AGM-84 on that mother fucker. Pure dopamine.

walker low health wedge has a chance to turn into a werewolf black division has voicelines for it

Every now and then, some dweeb will post some performative and engagement baiting shit like "I miss Titanfall 2, what happened to Titanfall 2?" I know it's performative and engagement bait because you can just boot up and play the fucking game lmao the game didn't go anywhere

Poor Alle__5 killed a guy who rolled my longest death scream of the voice pack LMAO

Here's some extra USEC Tony voicelines that'll be added in a future patch, but without giving all of them away :) with some translations too. I had so much fun recording these and I can't wait for ya'll to hear the rest! (These are edited in, not apart of the game currently.)

(Not a serious showcase of my voice) Some funny reactions of me to myself.

the lamest way to play Max Payne 3 is to do choreographed one-tap headshots on every enemy in the room the best way to play Max Payne 3 is to magdump every single enemy until they hit the ground

Clipfarming on Tarkov Arena like it's a movement shooter.

Brandon Herrera is a fucking HACK

If it's Wedge and his guards, they'll ball on you regardless if you swing them or they swing you. You can, however, swing on normal Black Division and not get one-framed. The problem is that both his guards and normal Black Division look the same and have the exact same voices.

I just love not having any issue mentioned here, but that's because I play like this.

Bodycam is a shooter that you pick up and play for about an hour before you go do something else. Purely made off of asset flips, yet the idea somehow manages to be fun to engage with no matter how brief because "kill time by killing something: the game" is kinda fuckin cool.

Two randoms joined my public lobby on Worn House and one of them yelled "WHAT THE FUCK" in the middle of the chaos before my game crashed.