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🇺🇸 Defense Contractor (Shipbuilder), Internet Jackass // Gaming YouTuber/Streamer // Opinions and bad jokes are my own.

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get this crazy bitch off of me

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I played every Max Payne 3 encounter like this

imagine getting slimed by an F-35 and you watch the pilot do sky donuts in the killcam

This is how my first ever Wedge encounter went a few days ago, I'm surprised I didn't just outright die tbh

Playing Tarkov Arena but only using real world official US Naval Special Warfare Development Group CQB and assault doctrine

Tarkov said "nah you play too much"

the inside of that patrol car

they could never make me hate Tarkov Arena

"PVE is easy go play PVP" ok

Knute's chat asked why I bring an RPG to Factory

I don't care if they're cheating or not - now that the 2nd Battlefield 6 beta weekend is here, I don't wanna see that fucking catgirl on my feed again.

“Can I talk to my shipgirl waifu please?” She’s busy lil bro

when you're from the hood and join the Air Force

this is genuinely how it feels to main the AA12 in Tarkov Arena even when people tell me it sucks and it isn't meta and throw tomatoes at me for being an Enforcer player

a grand majority of the hours I have in Ready or Not is spent in this goofy little menu

never in my life have I ever seen him in this building

when the doomed Legion hits me with the dollar store power shot so i hit him with the hidden compartment stare

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the situation: in the shipgirl’s guts

After I cut the camera I started bleeding out of my ass.

Ready or Not plays like this when you play it "wrong" btw

the actual point of Ready or Not is lame and gay the best way to play Ready or Not is to kill everything and leave

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lol lmao even

walker low health wedge has a chance to turn into a werewolf black division has voicelines for it

GAYYY we play "fuck you DIE" murder simulators here!!! in this house we say FUCK Attorney Jack Thompson, you can go back to playing the 12th indie platformer that is a commentary about depression or whatever bullshit

Every now and then, some dweeb will post some performative and engagement baiting shit like "I miss Titanfall 2, what happened to Titanfall 2?" I know it's performative and engagement bait because you can just boot up and play the fucking game lmao the game didn't go anywhere

Battlefield to me is hearing your panicked boys call out an IFV that's shredding your teammates on a contested point, and hearing the celebration that follows when you drop an AGM-84 on that mother fucker. Pure dopamine.

If it's Wedge and his guards, they'll ball on you regardless if you swing them or they swing you. You can, however, swing on normal Black Division and not get one-framed. The problem is that both his guards and normal Black Division look the same and have the exact same voices.

I just love not having any issue mentioned here, but that's because I play like this.

Brandon Herrera is a fucking HACK

the lamest way to play Max Payne 3 is to do choreographed one-tap headshots on every enemy in the room the best way to play Max Payne 3 is to magdump every single enemy until they hit the ground

If you're still intimidated by Black Division, just know that you can actually just out-CAG those caggers Having friends you trust and are on the same wavelength helps too.

going through my old storage drives is so fun cause I find gems from either my high school or early college era Insurgency 2014 laptop gamer broke college kid era

"Alright, weapons and counter measures good to go. I have good ends, good highs, good lows, no out lights. Ready in the back? Here we go." Ground crews launching your jets off the carrier's catapults in Battlefield 6 Carrier Strike is the coolest shit ever.

Bodycam is a shooter that you pick up and play for about an hour before you go do something else. Purely made off of asset flips, yet the idea somehow manages to be fun to engage with no matter how brief because "kill time by killing something: the game" is kinda fuckin cool.

they could remove the link between Tarkov Arena and Tarkov tomorrow and I will not stop playing Arena because of how funny it is

There's a gun in STRAFTAT that my buddies and I lovingly call "the goybeam" and it's the funniest gun ever