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🇺🇸 Defense Contractor (Shipbuilder), Internet Jackass // Gaming YouTuber/Streamer // Opinions and bad jokes are my own.

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imagine getting slimed by an F-35 and you watch the pilot do sky donuts in the killcam

imagine getting slimed by an F-35 and you watch the pilot do sky donuts in the killcam

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Playing Tarkov Arena but only using real world official US Naval Special Warfare Development Group CQB and assault doctrine

Playing Tarkov Arena but only using real world official US Naval Special Warfare Development Group CQB and assault doctrine

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Tarkov said "nah you play too much"

Tarkov said "nah you play too much"

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the inside of that patrol car

the inside of that patrol car

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when the doomed Legion hits me with the dollar store power shot so i hit him with the hidden compartment stare

when the doomed Legion hits me with the dollar store power shot so i hit him with the hidden compartment stare

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they could never make me hate Tarkov Arena

they could never make me hate Tarkov Arena

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"PVE is easy go play PVP" ok

"PVE is easy go play PVP" ok

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It's easy to counter people who don't know how to use the Smart Pistol effectively Listen to how many shots the first guy fires and how many actually land. That's him spam firing without getting a complete lock. Then look at me waiting for full lock with only 6 rounds left.

It's easy to counter people who don't know how to use the Smart Pistol effectively Listen to how many shots the first guy fires and how many actually land. That's him spam firing without getting a complete lock. Then look at me waiting for full lock with only 6 rounds left.

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Knute's chat asked why I bring an RPG to Factory

Knute's chat asked why I bring an RPG to Factory

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I don't care if they're cheating or not - now that the 2nd Battlefield 6 beta weekend is here, I don't wanna see that fucking catgirl on my feed again.

I don't care if they're cheating or not - now that the 2nd Battlefield 6 beta weekend is here, I don't wanna see that fucking catgirl on my feed again.

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this is genuinely how it feels to main the AA12 in Tarkov Arena even when people tell me it sucks and it isn't meta and throw tomatoes at me for being an Enforcer player

this is genuinely how it feels to main the AA12 in Tarkov Arena even when people tell me it sucks and it isn't meta and throw tomatoes at me for being an Enforcer player

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when you're from the hood and join the Air Force

when you're from the hood and join the Air Force

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never in my life have I ever seen him in this building

never in my life have I ever seen him in this building

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Bodycam is hilarious when you don't got a bitch in your ear telling you its larp

Bodycam is hilarious when you don't got a bitch in your ear telling you its larp

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a grand majority of the hours I have in Ready or Not is spent in this goofy little menu

a grand majority of the hours I have in Ready or Not is spent in this goofy little menu

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Everyone's griping about different things in the Battlefield 6 Beta like performance and the movement and the hacks while I feel like the dog with a propeller hat just having fun with somehow zero issues

Everyone's griping about different things in the Battlefield 6 Beta like performance and the movement and the hacks while I feel like the dog with a propeller hat just having fun with somehow zero issues

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legit how BTR rides in Tarkov feel like with the boys sometimes

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legit how BTR rides in Tarkov feel like with the boys sometimes

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what the fuck

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what the fuck

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If I catch you on the enemy team spamming laser guided MR missiles to our air vehicles when I'm trying to level my transport helo badge... I'm swapping to IFV and whipping out the missile version of my goddamn belt and I'm making it your ENTIRE team's problem.

If I catch you on the enemy team spamming laser guided MR missiles to our air vehicles when I'm trying to level my transport helo badge... I'm swapping to IFV and whipping out the missile version of my goddamn belt and I'm making it your ENTIRE team's problem.

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the situation: in the shipgirl’s guts

the situation: in the shipgirl’s guts

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Ready or Not plays like this when you play it "wrong" btw

Ready or Not plays like this when you play it "wrong" btw

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Every now and then, some dweeb will post some performative and engagement baiting shit like "I miss Titanfall 2, what happened to Titanfall 2?" I know it's performative and engagement bait because you can just boot up and play the fucking game lmao the game didn't go anywhere

Every now and then, some dweeb will post some performative and engagement baiting shit like "I miss Titanfall 2, what happened to Titanfall 2?" I know it's performative and engagement bait because you can just boot up and play the fucking game lmao the game didn't go anywhere

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After I cut the camera I started bleeding out of my ass.

After I cut the camera I started bleeding out of my ass.

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the actual point of Ready or Not is lame and gay the best way to play Ready or Not is to kill everything and leave

the actual point of Ready or Not is lame and gay the best way to play Ready or Not is to kill everything and leave

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1,587,257 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten

lol lmao even

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lol lmao even

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7,722,889 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

Battlefield to me is hearing your panicked boys call out an IFV that's shredding your teammates on a contested point, and hearing the celebration that follows when you drop an AGM-84 on that mother fucker. Pure dopamine.

Battlefield to me is hearing your panicked boys call out an IFV that's shredding your teammates on a contested point, and hearing the celebration that follows when you drop an AGM-84 on that mother fucker. Pure dopamine.

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1,401,581 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten

Brandon Herrera is a fucking HACK

Brandon Herrera is a fucking HACK

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308,268 Aufrufe • vor 4 Monaten

my duo and I maining nothing but sponsored kits doing Arachne quests got us moving like this on Perimiter

my duo and I maining nothing but sponsored kits doing Arachne quests got us moving like this on Perimiter

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Bodycam is a shooter that you pick up and play for about an hour before you go do something else. Purely made off of asset flips, yet the idea somehow manages to be fun to engage with no matter how brief because "kill time by killing something: the game" is kinda fuckin cool.

Bodycam is a shooter that you pick up and play for about an hour before you go do something else. Purely made off of asset flips, yet the idea somehow manages to be fun to engage with no matter how brief because "kill time by killing something: the game" is kinda fuckin cool.

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There's a gun in STRAFTAT that my buddies and I lovingly call "the goybeam" and it's the funniest gun ever

There's a gun in STRAFTAT that my buddies and I lovingly call "the goybeam" and it's the funniest gun ever

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129,711 Aufrufe • vor 2 Monaten

the lamest way to play Max Payne 3 is to do choreographed one-tap headshots on every enemy in the room the best way to play Max Payne 3 is to magdump every single enemy until they hit the ground

the lamest way to play Max Payne 3 is to do choreographed one-tap headshots on every enemy in the room the best way to play Max Payne 3 is to magdump every single enemy until they hit the ground

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I was trying to show chat yesterday some of my favorite (and most hated) strategies of Battlefield 4. While they saw some of them, I wasn't able to show all because of constant Punkbuster issues. Good thing I made this video a while back!

I was trying to show chat yesterday some of my favorite (and most hated) strategies of Battlefield 4. While they saw some of them, I wasn't able to show all because of constant Punkbuster issues. Good thing I made this video a while back!

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377,760 Aufrufe • vor 10 Monaten

Tarkov Arena is fun, it's just that people hate it because of players like me

Tarkov Arena is fun, it's just that people hate it because of players like me

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An IFV on the enemy team was doing laser guided missile spamming from their HQ and shooting down all of our air vehicles. So I swapped to IFV and decided NONE of them are allowed to use their vehicles anymore. Laser guided spammer, meet missile flicker. (Bugged recording)

An IFV on the enemy team was doing laser guided missile spamming from their HQ and shooting down all of our air vehicles. So I swapped to IFV and decided NONE of them are allowed to use their vehicles anymore. Laser guided spammer, meet missile flicker. (Bugged recording)

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168,467 Aufrufe • vor 7 Monaten

The recording bugged but people think I’m doing laser paints. This is all standard locks. This is the missile flick. Depending on how far your target is, is how far up you flick otherwise you overshoot due to missile speed.

The recording bugged but people think I’m doing laser paints. This is all standard locks. This is the missile flick. Depending on how far your target is, is how far up you flick otherwise you overshoot due to missile speed.

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Got comments on this post about how people didn't know how Passive Radar missiles worked in Battlefield 4 until I talked about them in that video. Passive Radar missiles are so busted and hilariously fun to use, the amount of rage chat makes it so fun.

Got comments on this post about how people didn't know how Passive Radar missiles worked in Battlefield 4 until I talked about them in that video. Passive Radar missiles are so busted and hilariously fun to use, the amount of rage chat makes it so fun.

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My name is Kapt'n Krunch. I'm a full-time career tradesman for a US Defense Contractor, building ships for the US Navy. Part-time, I'm a Gaming YouTuber/Streamer, 3D Artist, Voice Actor, and Firearms Enthusiast. Terrorizing multiplayer lobbies with my boys, making cameo appearances on your favorite vtuber streams, and being a menace on your twitter feed is all to be expected.

My name is Kapt'n Krunch. I'm a full-time career tradesman for a US Defense Contractor, building ships for the US Navy. Part-time, I'm a Gaming YouTuber/Streamer, 3D Artist, Voice Actor, and Firearms Enthusiast. Terrorizing multiplayer lobbies with my boys, making cameo appearances on your favorite vtuber streams, and being a menace on your twitter feed is all to be expected.

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Ready or Not - The Rebel Path

Ready or Not - The Rebel Path

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2011 - 2025 3, 4, Hardline, 1, and now 6

2011 - 2025 3, 4, Hardline, 1, and now 6

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159,750 Aufrufe • vor 9 Monaten