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so i’ve seen Lord Martin asking if it’s okay for him to watch JESC. But the question I’d like answered is when is somebody going to check his hard drive?

so i’ve seen Lord Martin asking if it’s okay for him to watch JESC. But the question I’d like answered is when is somebody going to check his hard drive?

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you can keep your baby lasagnas, your kaarijas, and your tommy cashes, THIS is eurovision to me eurovision should be who brings the best ART, not who can be cringe the loudest.

you can keep your baby lasagnas, your kaarijas, and your tommy cashes, THIS is eurovision to me eurovision should be who brings the best ART, not who can be cringe the loudest.

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Big congratulations to Joost Klein on finishing 5th place at the Eurovision Song Contest 2024!!!!

Big congratulations to Joost Klein on finishing 5th place at the Eurovision Song Contest 2024!!!!

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i will NEVER forgive europe for giving this 0 points

i will NEVER forgive europe for giving this 0 points

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2018 was so fucking random like what do you mean this came TOP THREE why did no one question they shit

2018 was so fucking random like what do you mean this came TOP THREE why did no one question they shit

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just remembered this song and started cracking tf up 😭😭 actually a contender for the worst esc song ever i'm not kidding

just remembered this song and started cracking tf up 😭😭 actually a contender for the worst esc song ever i'm not kidding

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i think this winning the televote set european culture back a few centuries

i think this winning the televote set european culture back a few centuries

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BUT YOU KNOW WHICH 2021 ACT IS STILL STANDING?

BUT YOU KNOW WHICH 2021 ACT IS STILL STANDING?

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notice how the quirkiness didn’t feel forced with this entry? that’s because unlike baby lasagna and tommy cash, daði freyr is actually a good artist! 😍

notice how the quirkiness didn’t feel forced with this entry? that’s because unlike baby lasagna and tommy cash, daði freyr is actually a good artist! 😍

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is it just that im high or is this genuinely fucking incredible like what

is it just that im high or is this genuinely fucking incredible like what

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nothing beats a jet 2 holiday

nothing beats a jet 2 holiday

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you know what i could never have a 100% televote final because i simply refuse to live in a world where Grande Amore would’ve won eurovision 🤢

you know what i could never have a 100% televote final because i simply refuse to live in a world where Grande Amore would’ve won eurovision 🤢

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like imagine this with proper staging

like imagine this with proper staging

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