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ethan 😼🇵🇸

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now if i got booed every time i showed my face at work i’d quit on the spot.

now if i got booed every time i showed my face at work i’d quit on the spot.

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so i’ve seen James Martin asking if it’s okay for him to watch JESC. But the question I’d like answered is when is somebody going to check his hard drive?

so i’ve seen James Martin asking if it’s okay for him to watch JESC. But the question I’d like answered is when is somebody going to check his hard drive?

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you can keep your baby lasagnas, your kaarijas, and your tommy cashes, THIS is eurovision to me eurovision should be who brings the best ART, not who can be cringe the loudest.

you can keep your baby lasagnas, your kaarijas, and your tommy cashes, THIS is eurovision to me eurovision should be who brings the best ART, not who can be cringe the loudest.

ethan 😼🇵🇸

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i will NEVER forgive europe for giving this 0 points

i will NEVER forgive europe for giving this 0 points

ethan 😼🇵🇸

147,409 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren

2018 was so fucking random like what do you mean this came TOP THREE why did no one question they shit

2018 was so fucking random like what do you mean this came TOP THREE why did no one question they shit

ethan 😼🇵🇸

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just remembered this song and started cracking tf up 😭😭 actually a contender for the worst esc song ever i'm not kidding

just remembered this song and started cracking tf up 😭😭 actually a contender for the worst esc song ever i'm not kidding

ethan 😼🇵🇸

65,877 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

i think this winning the televote set european culture back a few centuries

i think this winning the televote set european culture back a few centuries

ethan 😼🇵🇸

60,254 Aufrufe • vor 1 Jahr

notice how the quirkiness didn’t feel forced with this entry? that’s because unlike baby lasagna and tommy cash, daði freyr is actually a good artist! 😍

notice how the quirkiness didn’t feel forced with this entry? that’s because unlike baby lasagna and tommy cash, daði freyr is actually a good artist! 😍

ethan 😼🇵🇸

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nothing beats a jet 2 holiday

nothing beats a jet 2 holiday

ethan 😼🇵🇸

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you know what i could never have a 100% televote final because i simply refuse to live in a world where Grande Amore would’ve won eurovision 🤢

you know what i could never have a 100% televote final because i simply refuse to live in a world where Grande Amore would’ve won eurovision 🤢

ethan 😼🇵🇸

38,834 Aufrufe • vor 3 Jahren