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🚨MARCH & MARCH IS BARKING AT A WRONG TREE - TREVOR Trevor Noah makes a brutal point about South Africa’s anti-immigration protests: You can be angry about crime, inequality and pressure on public services, but targeting vulnerable immigrants while ignoring the people who allow the system to be abused makes absolutely no sense. In a nutshell : “Don’t fight the symptom while protecting the people breaking the system.” 😭😂
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🚨 ANC, THE GOGOS ARE FED UP! 😂 ANC: “We gave you RDP houses and social grants, so you owe us your vote.” Gogo: “Hawu, wena! You gave us these things because it’s government’s job, not because we signed a lifetime voting contract!” 😂 Gone are the days when a house or grant came with an automatic “X next to ANC”. Our gogos are awake now, they can appreciate what was delivered AND still vote for someone else. Mr Gwede Mantashe sir, you gave them the house. You gave them the grant. You don’t own their vote. 😭😂 This election season, don’t be surprised when Gogo collects the grant, sleeps peacefully in her RDP house… then walks into that voting booth and says: “Thank you very much, kodwa namhlanje ngivotela IDA or EFF.” 😂🗳️
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JACINTA LIED FOR THE 100TH TIME 😂🚨 “Foreign nationals are committing crimes!” she said. Meanwhile, reality said: “… it’s our own.” Not just a South African either our very own man in blue, SAPS. Jacinta needs to update the script and release a new statement .
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THE QUESTION EVERYONE IS WAITING FOR 🚨😂 Imagine the Minnie vs MacG court case reaches that part and the lawyer asks: “Minnie, are you saying your coochie smells?” Minnie: “LOL… let me finish explaining!” The judge: “Please answer the question.” MacG in the corner: “Your Honour, I told you on the podcast.” 😭😭😂
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🚨There is NO university in the world that became great by saying, “Only hire people from our own country.” World-class universities attract excellence from across the world. That’s literally how academia works. If a brilliant South African gets an opportunity at Harvard, Oxford or MIT, we celebrate it as our talent competing globally. But when a brilliant foreign academic comes to South Africa, suddenly some people want the university to close the door?
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🚨 SKEEM GP SAYS HE’S READY TO GOVERN! 😭😂 Imagine having a mayor who gets asked the difference between a criminal and a politician or the difference between revenue and expenses and u get this answer😅 Ekurhuleni, please tighten those spreadsheets before we start balancing the city budget with a calculator from Shoprite😭😂 SKEEM GP SAYS HE’S READY for u apparently the job interview skipped the “basic definitions” section from prison
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So Inno Morolong is TRENDING for all the wrong reasons 😳 First the bottle girls & Sandton VIP club drama… now a leaked tape is circulating and people are asking if she was high or drunk when they filmed it 👀 Why record with an Android though?? The whole thing is messy as hell! 🎥 👇🏾
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🚨😂 EUGENE HAS EXPOSED TREVOR NOAH! Apparently Trevor is one of those people who doesn’t pack his own suitcase, doesn’t book his own flights, doesn’t organise his own wardrobe and probably doesn’t even know where his passport lives. 😭 He just shows up at the airport like: “My team said we’re going to Paris.” Imagine being so successful that even your suitcase has a personal assistant.
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🚨 JACINTA HAS A SIDE HUSTLE 😅 “I do have work that I do on the side,” says Jacinta. 😂 So she’s like Ramaphosa after all buying and selling animals on the side while running a full-time marching business. 🐄🤣 And don’t expect to see her doing the actual work herself. She has an executive team for that. Her full-time job is marching, organising marches, and planning the next march 😭
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🚨 "MBALULA WAS DISHING OUT THE MONEY AT CLINICS BEFORE ELECTIONS" Dr. Nkosazana Dlamini Zuma alleges that "money is what works now in the ANC," claiming that ANC SECRETARY GENERAL | Fikile Mbalula was dishing out money at clinics before party elections to secure support. If these allegations are true, they raise serious questions about whether internal party contests are being decided by ideas, leadership, and service, or by who has the biggest wallet. A liberation movement should be built on principles, not patronage. Members deserve to choose leaders based on vision and competence, not financial incentives. These are significant claims that deserve clear responses and accountability. South Africans are watching closely because the quality of leadership inside the ANC ultimately affects the country's future. The ANC has been brazenly corrupt for many years now..
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🚨 JACINTA and MSUNU FED US LIES! 😂 So... we've been told for years that foreigners are taking our jobs. Then Dr Nkosazana comes along and basically says, "The real problem is the economy isn't creating enough jobs. Chasing foreigners won't magically end unemployment." 😭 Poor Jacinta... the plot just did a U-turn without indicating. 🚗💨 We're going to need a full commission of inquiry to investigate who has been misleading us all along.
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🚨HOW DOES JACINTA AND HIS FRIENDS SLEEP AT NIGHT SEEING THIS...👇🏾🙁😢 The consequences of mass deportations are starting to show. Reports are pointing to a growing humanitarian situation at the Beitbridge border, with many deported migrants stranded and humanitarian organisations raising concerns about trauma, injuries, chronic medical conditions, and limited access to healthcare. At the same time, some sectors are reporting labour shortages, with concerns that this could affect production and the availability of certain goods and services. Supporters argue deportations are necessary to enforce immigration laws and protect jobs, while critics warn they can also create humanitarian challenges and economic disruptions if not carefully managed. The debate is far from over 🇿🇦
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JACINTA’S SHALLOW THINKING 🚨 So Jacinta’s argument is basically this: if a South African professor and a foreign professor are equally qualified, but the academic panel concludes that the foreign professor is better suited for the job, we must still hire the South African simply because they are South African. 😂 A university is not a factory shop or a spaza shop where “Made in South Africa” automatically beats merit. If two candidates meet the requirements, the institution is allowed to choose the person who is genuinely the best fit for the position. Imagine telling a hospital: “These two surgeons are equally qualified, but the foreign surgeon has more relevant expertise, so you must take the South African anyway.” 🤦🏾♂️ Universities are supposed to attract the best minds, not deliberately ignore talent because of nationality. If a local candidate is better, hire them. If a foreign candidate is better, hire them. Universities are centers of excellence...they are not a farm
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🚨WHY I THINK CHIDIMMA WILL WIN THIS CASE Here's the legal twist many people are missing. Even if Home Affairs succeeds in withdrawing Chidimma Adetshina's current citizenship status as things stand because it was linked to her mother's status, immigration lawyers point out that the Citizenship Act may still give her an independent path back to South African citizenship. If she can prove she was born in South Africa, that her birth was properly registered, and that she lived in South Africa until the age of 18, the law may allow her to apply for citizenship regardless of what her parents allegedly did. In other words, the alleged conduct of her parents does not automatically determine her own legal position. That doesn't mean she has already won. It means she may have a legal avenue that Home Affairs and, if necessary, the courts will have to consider. This case could end up becoming one of the most important citizenship rulings in recent South African legal history. ⚖️🇿🇦
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🚨 FLOYD DROPS A POLITICAL BOMBSHELL! 👀 Floyd Shivambu claims Vuyo Zungula doesn’t own the ATM, saying the party is a “baby” of the MK Party and is wholly owned by the “12 Apostles.” 😭 South African politics is becoming a full Sunday service. First we had political parties… now we apparently have church-owned political movements. Imagine going to vote and the ballot paper asks: “Which church do you belong to?” If Floyd’s claims are accurate, somebody needs to explain this political family tree because the branches are now reaching the pulpit! 😂
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😂 "I Have a useless PhD" ! - Prince So apparently some people want a Political Science PhD holder to walk into a WITS medical school and start teaching surgery because… “but he’s a doctor!” 😭 Dr Ndlozi warned us: “Some PhDs are useless.” A PhD means you specialised in something not that you automatically qualify to teach everything from medicine to rocket science. You can’t study Political Science for years then arrive at a medical school like: “Good morning students, today we’re doing open-heart surgery.” 😭😂 Please, don’t just see “PhD” and assume every university department owes you a job. Your qualification must actually match the job. So next time you see doctors sitting at home don't blame it on foreign nationals... There is oversaturation of useless PhD out there!
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🚨 TRAVEL MORE, LEARN MORE! "South African youth need to start travelling and learning from other African countries." — Minister Ronald Lamola. Sometimes the best education isn't in a classroom, it's across the border. Africa is full of innovation, entrepreneurship and opportunities. The more we travel, the more we understand our continent, build networks and change our mindset. A passport can be one of the best investments a young person makes. 🌍✈️
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🚨 GWede EMBARRASSES THE ANC! R250000 RDP HOUSE How can you enter a poor woman’s home and make her feel like she owes you a vote because she receives a social grant or lives in an RDP house? 😳 Those are public programmes funded by the state, not personal gifts from the ANC. Turning them into a political bargaining chip is emotional blackmail and undermines voters’ freedom to choose. IEC South Africa must take this seriously. No voter should be made to feel indebted to any political party for accessing government services. 🗳️🇿🇦
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