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This is HORRIBLE! The flag doesn't blow in the wind in the Black Flag Remake until you get closer to it. We're in 2026 and they STILL can't get it right. YIKES!

This is HORRIBLE! The flag doesn't blow in the wind in the Black Flag Remake until you get closer to it. We're in 2026 and they STILL can't get it right. YIKES!

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The lack of detail in 007 First Light is EMBARRASSINGLY bad. It's 2026 and we still have statue NPCs that don't react to anything. YIKES!

The lack of detail in 007 First Light is EMBARRASSINGLY bad. It's 2026 and we still have statue NPCs that don't react to anything. YIKES!

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Even Mario Kart World, unlike GTA 6, has fake 3D interiors. This is running on underpowered Switch 2 hardware btw. GTA 6 is a ONE BILLION DOLLAR game and it somehow looks WORSE...YIKES!

Even Mario Kart World, unlike GTA 6, has fake 3D interiors. This is running on underpowered Switch 2 hardware btw. GTA 6 is a ONE BILLION DOLLAR game and it somehow looks WORSE...YIKES!

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Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced is a GHOST town with far LESS NPCs than the original. The world feels stiff and hollow. $60 remake btw...YIKES!

Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced is a GHOST town with far LESS NPCs than the original. The world feels stiff and hollow. $60 remake btw...YIKES!

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How EMBARRASSING Rockstar wants everyone to preorder GTA 6 and yet they still have trailer 2 with the outdated May 26 release date front and center. YIKES!

How EMBARRASSING Rockstar wants everyone to preorder GTA 6 and yet they still have trailer 2 with the outdated May 26 release date front and center. YIKES!

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The leaf doesn't even MOVE accurately in this "rebuilt from the ground up" remake of Black Flag btw. INEXCUSABLE!

The leaf doesn't even MOVE accurately in this "rebuilt from the ground up" remake of Black Flag btw. INEXCUSABLE!

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AVOWED is a true masterpiece that pushes the Xbox Series X to its limits! Thank you Obsidian for delivering a true next-generation RPG!

AVOWED is a true masterpiece that pushes the Xbox Series X to its limits! Thank you Obsidian for delivering a true next-generation RPG!

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2026 and we can't even program NPCs to react realistically in the Black Flag remake. The medium is crumbling right before our eyes with devs that clearly just don't care. INEXCUSABLE!

2026 and we can't even program NPCs to react realistically in the Black Flag remake. The medium is crumbling right before our eyes with devs that clearly just don't care. INEXCUSABLE!

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This is TERRIBLE! There's NO sand footprints in Black Flag Remake. Nearly 13 YEARS of technological advancements and they STILL can't get it right. INEXCUSABLE!

This is TERRIBLE! There's NO sand footprints in Black Flag Remake. Nearly 13 YEARS of technological advancements and they STILL can't get it right. INEXCUSABLE!

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Where's the DETAIL in the Black Flag remake? This is a total DOWNGRADE and is NOT worth $60 dollars

Where's the DETAIL in the Black Flag remake? This is a total DOWNGRADE and is NOT worth $60 dollars

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Modern gaming is a TRAVESTY AC Unity released 13 YEARS ago and features THOUSANDS of NPCs and yet Black Flag Remake has, like, 6 NPCs on the screen in 2026. INEXCUSABLE!

Modern gaming is a TRAVESTY AC Unity released 13 YEARS ago and features THOUSANDS of NPCs and yet Black Flag Remake has, like, 6 NPCs on the screen in 2026. INEXCUSABLE!

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WATCH DOGS 1 is more ADVANCED than GTA 6. WHY are there 2D interior textures the BIGGEST, most EXPENSIVE video game ever made? GTA 6 NEEDS to be delayed...

WATCH DOGS 1 is more ADVANCED than GTA 6. WHY are there 2D interior textures the BIGGEST, most EXPENSIVE video game ever made? GTA 6 NEEDS to be delayed...

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007 First Light FLOPPED because it LACKS detail. Clipping through power lines that literally go to NOWHERE in the big '26. Yikes! Kudos to IO Interactive for making such a breathtaking experience!

007 First Light FLOPPED because it LACKS detail. Clipping through power lines that literally go to NOWHERE in the big '26. Yikes! Kudos to IO Interactive for making such a breathtaking experience!

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Black Flag Remake Resynced is TERRIBLE. $60 dollars for THIS? Can't even get the small details right...YIKES!

Black Flag Remake Resynced is TERRIBLE. $60 dollars for THIS? Can't even get the small details right...YIKES!

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gta 5 ps3 with only 512mb of ram and has ferris wheel reflections meanwhile gta 6 which is running on modern hardware and the biggest budget of all time can't mange and yet these drones on here ready to preorder thursday lmao

gta 5 ps3 with only 512mb of ram and has ferris wheel reflections meanwhile gta 6 which is running on modern hardware and the biggest budget of all time can't mange and yet these drones on here ready to preorder thursday lmao

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The computer monitors aren't plugged in! WHERE is the detail? How are they even powered on? DON'T buy 007 First Light. DON'T!

The computer monitors aren't plugged in! WHERE is the detail? How are they even powered on? DON'T buy 007 First Light. DON'T!

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The LACK of detail in 007 First Light is beyond TERRIBLE. The phone DISAPPEARS and reappears right in front of the player. Do NOT buy!

The LACK of detail in 007 First Light is beyond TERRIBLE. The phone DISAPPEARS and reappears right in front of the player. Do NOT buy!

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It's 2026 and THIS is all they have to show for? The Halo Remake is a DISGRACE! They don't even turn on you anymore. DO NOT buy Halo remake.

It's 2026 and THIS is all they have to show for? The Halo Remake is a DISGRACE! They don't even turn on you anymore. DO NOT buy Halo remake.

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007 First Light is absolutely TERRIBLE. It isn’t even a video game. It literally plays itself. Do NOT buy.

007 First Light is absolutely TERRIBLE. It isn’t even a video game. It literally plays itself. Do NOT buy.

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Mixtape is absolutely TERRIBLE. It isn’t even a video game. It literally plays itself. Do NOT buy.

Mixtape is absolutely TERRIBLE. It isn’t even a video game. It literally plays itself. Do NOT buy.

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Forza Horizon 6 is the absolute WORST racing game I've ever played in my life. The lack of detail is UNACCEPTABLE in 2026. Do NOT buy!

Forza Horizon 6 is the absolute WORST racing game I've ever played in my life. The lack of detail is UNACCEPTABLE in 2026. Do NOT buy!

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It's UNREAL how AC Origins DESTROYS Black Flag remake. It's clear that modern devs just don't have that same work ethic, drive or skillset to deliver a game that exceeds expectations. When a game that came out nearly a DECADE ago is more detailed and realistic, well, we got problems! SAD!

It's UNREAL how AC Origins DESTROYS Black Flag remake. It's clear that modern devs just don't have that same work ethic, drive or skillset to deliver a game that exceeds expectations. When a game that came out nearly a DECADE ago is more detailed and realistic, well, we got problems! SAD!

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This is HORRIBLE! The soldiers don't even react or fight back in the Halo Remake like they do in the 2001 original. We're in 2026 btw and they STILL can't get it right. YIKES!

This is HORRIBLE! The soldiers don't even react or fight back in the Halo Remake like they do in the 2001 original. We're in 2026 btw and they STILL can't get it right. YIKES!

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NPCs can't even leave the restroom in 007 First Light. They said this was "GOTY contender" btw. You have to be KIDDING me IO Interactive In 2026, with more compute power than EVER before, you'd think we'd see this medium progress instead of regress. YIKES!

NPCs can't even leave the restroom in 007 First Light. They said this was "GOTY contender" btw. You have to be KIDDING me IO Interactive In 2026, with more compute power than EVER before, you'd think we'd see this medium progress instead of regress. YIKES!

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Black Flag Remake literally plays ITSELF. When I was near the character, it auto warped me to him. Modern gaming in a nutshell do NOT buy.

Black Flag Remake literally plays ITSELF. When I was near the character, it auto warped me to him. Modern gaming in a nutshell do NOT buy.

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The flag NOT moving in the Black Flag remake has been FIXED with the latest update! They listened! Thank you, Ubisoft!

The flag NOT moving in the Black Flag remake has been FIXED with the latest update! They listened! Thank you, Ubisoft!

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The pool balls DON'T even move on the pool table in 007 First Light. WHAT even is this game? How did it pass certification? Modern gaming LACKS detail and depth. YIKES!

The pool balls DON'T even move on the pool table in 007 First Light. WHAT even is this game? How did it pass certification? Modern gaming LACKS detail and depth. YIKES!

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GTA 6 is about to be DELAYED again Nov 19 is NOWHERE to be found over 400 days since we’ve last seen the game…

GTA 6 is about to be DELAYED again Nov 19 is NOWHERE to be found over 400 days since we’ve last seen the game…

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